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I had a dream the other week that the new season of Mad Men changed the time period to the 80s without any explanation. Don had a huge proto cell phone that he lugged around in a brief case. Everyone drove triangularic Corollas. It was awesome.
Did anyone else stop watching The Mindy Project in the middle to make a sandwich like I did? It wasn't "bad," but it definitely wasn't "good."
Also, during the trailer for Les Miserables, this friend said, "I FUCKING LOVE LES MIZZZZZZ" completely unironically, which is fine, but I mean, really?
I loved the movie, though I'm not sure I can explain why. I went to see it with one of those friends who is super critical of everything and makes rash decisions about hating or loving things within the first ten minutes of watching them, and after the first nine minutes of watching The Master, he leaned over and whispered, "I hate this" into my ear, which was very annoying because I could feel his negative energy spoiling my experience for the next 2-point-some-odd hours, and he kept yawning, and he put his arms inside of his t-shirt and hugged himself like an eight-year-old kept saying, "geeze, brrrrrr!" and then after the movie he kept pressuring me to explain why I liked the movie, and I couldn't explain any better than saying, "It made me feel ways about things," and when I asked him why he didn't like it, he said, "It seemed self-indulgent," and I'm not really even sure what that criticism means in the context of films anyway—does anyone else have a friend like this? So yes, I liked it.
You'll never look at a roll of Bounty the same way.
Comedy: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cicada_molting_animated-2.gif Am I doing it right?
As an Idahoan, I can assure you all, our weathermen are the best. By way of example, here's a picture of a toddler dressed like the famous Boise weatherman, Larry Gebert: http://images.bimedia.net/images/Little+Larry.JPG http://images.bimedia.net/images/Larry+11.jpg
The inclusion of Fernet Branca made the movie for me.
This should be the only comment on the thread.
But how else will I know who's pretty and who's not??? Oh, wait. That's right: http://stereogum.com/wp-content/avatars/732/avatar_88732.jpg
Does anyone else remember when garfield was actually relevant? I'm pretty sure my first email was something like chunkylover53@garfield.com.
This show raw-dogs my brain every week.
No lies: I came up with that electric chair popcorn bit when I was like 12 (Morbid kid; don't ask). I used to talk about it all of the time. I guess my material just got sucked into the engines on his rocket-ship of success.
I think Jim Carey may also be sending us video messages from the future: http://www.wavemagazine.net/arhiva/32/soc/edarem.jpg
Baths is just one dude, an apc, a mic, and a laptop.
Is there a Gwyneth Paltrow exclusion clause in the WMOAT rules? I know this is neither the time nor the place, but I would have to nominate Bounce, A GP/Ben Affleck flick that was on tv last night. I turned to the channel for only a second, and maybe I'm mistaken, but I believe the line I heard was GP saying, "I like your face too." And then they commenced kissing in her dead husband's car (OKAY MAYBE I WATCHED MORE THAN A SECOND).
"That's not a sequel, that's just a modernization." - You guys "But you saw what I did with the plus, right?!" - Me
Oh. Jokes. Here's an obligatory Ron Swanson Breakfast Gif Apology: http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku43dpigNQ1qzbatyo1_400.gif
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ENHANCE: http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/vgf0/source_code_postercopy.jpg?t=1296090446
Batman Begins To Get A Little Warm
I just love... 30 rock. http://www.wavemagazine.net/arhiva/32/soc/edarem.jpg
New life goal firmly in place.
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In a couple of weeks we'll see "Dane Cook was here" on the wall of a Super 8.
All we're going to get is this stupid "Mammoth Park"... http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/17/scientists-trying-to-clone-resurrect-extinct-mammoth/
Maybe a sword made out of unemployment.
Yep, it's a bottle episode.
I guess the premise sort of speaks for itself, but trust me, it's awesome.
It definitely took top spot on my list.
I must have skimmed over the section in the movie-rulebook where movies have to ascend a certain level of profundity to have worth and/or not be the worst. That being said, I have listened to all too many intellectual stoners ascribe way too much importance to Fight Club, so I support you.
Context: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTHxnvHR6-8
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I feel like I caught hepatitis just looking at this.
I've heard Louis himself say Loo-iss. Also notice how his show is called "Louie," not "Louis" like his name is regularly spelled, implying that there are two pronunciations. I think it's more a matter of formality/level of friendship achieved. I'm glad Jay's not on a Loo-ey basis with him. This guy knows what I'm talking about: http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/952/952516/ep16_slide01_1234220185.jpg
Aww man, you guys seem to be mistaking me making fun of What Women Want for me defending Mel Gibson. Wrong. But all joking aside, Mel's not that bad. I've looked into the eye of his island, and what I saw was beautiful. Here's some science to prove it: http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/vgf0/Enhance1.jpg Enhance: http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/vgf0/Enhance2.jpg Enhance: http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/vgf0/enhance3.jpg Enhance: http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/vgf0/enhance4.jpg Case closed.
I just want the old Mel back: http://pinartarhan.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/what-women-want.jpg