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 +1Posted on May 16th | re: "What Is 'The Membrane'?": Watch Jeopardy's '90s Rap Category (5 comments)

You are correct. What is “I got my squeaky voices mixed up”?

 0Posted on May 16th | re: "What Is 'The Membrane'?": Watch Jeopardy's '90s Rap Category (5 comments)

It’s Trebek’s terrible botching of the cadence that creates a mental block and makes the question much harder than it should be.

One must block Trebek out completely, and read the words to oneself (imagining Mike D’s voice), at which point the answer just pops to the frontal lobe. But try doing that in front of cameras, and with Trebek staring dumbfounded at your failure to appreciate his ill flow.

Johnny Rotten would like to take this opportunity to remind you that he doesn’t give a fuck.

 +3Posted on Feb 20th | re: Pussy Riot - "Putin Will Teach You How To Love" Video (4 comments)

It’s a pretty darned well-made song, to be honest.

 +4Posted on Dec 9th, 2013 | re: Pixies Reveal New Bassist, Tour Dates, "Another Toe In The Ocean" Video (15 comments)

Having seen The Entrance Band twice, I can confirm that Lenchantin is a veritable monster of a bass player and a musician. Shame that she has now thrice signed up to subjugate her talent to the whims of bald, pasty megalomaniacs (Keenan, Corgan, Black).

Oh, well, musicians gotta eat!

 +4Posted on Oct 14th, 2013 | re: Metallica Albums From Worst To Best (118 comments)

As seen in the documentary, the “My lifestyle determines my deathstyle!” lyric was actually Hammett’s delightfully addled brainchild.

 0Posted on Aug 27th, 2013 | re: Watch Kurt Vile Cover Nine Inch Nails For A.V. Club (6 comments)

Also, it’s easily the worst song Trent Reznor has ever written.

 +5Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Sacrilege" (54 comments)

Totally. I love how the song transitions from the whisper-to-yelp lo-fi histrionics of early YYYs material to the gospel-appropriating histrionics associated with high-production-value acts from the Rolling Stones to Madonna.

It’s like a 4-minute recap of the YYYs visibility arc.

 -2Posted on Nov 19th, 2012 | re: The Prodigy - "Smack My Bitch Up (Major Lazer Remix)" (7 comments)

Seriously. Diplo is the laziest motherfucker ever to stumble into success.