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I think this is Leonard Cohen’s lesser known cousin, Denny Cohen.

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October 28, 2011 on Regular Joe 2.0 Featuring Russ Maines

Grumpy Old Men 2: Gravity Drift

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October 12, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: On The Set Of The Expendables 2

I love that “abusing a corpse” is an actual thing. As if there are other things one could and/or should be doing with a corpse. They don’t exactly give out awards for being awesome to your friends’ corpse. “Great job with Jeffery’s corpse, Jimmy. We’re all real proud of you.”

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September 16, 2011 on The Perfect Crime: Real Life Weekend At Bernie’s

Spoiler Alert: The ship goes down after the rescue.

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August 23, 2011 on Celebrity Hero Kate Winslet Rescues Sir Richard Branson’s Mother From A Burning Building

I’m getting a super strong Masengail vibe from that poster. The zeitgeist is definitely shower fresh, ladies.

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August 23, 2011 on Katie Couric’s New Talk Show To Come With The Frame

“Ryan Gosling Saved A Life on August 22nd” – His publicist confirmed that he confirmed that he was the guy in the movies who broke up a fight.

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August 22, 2011 on Girl Accidentally Films Ryan Gosling Breaking Up A Fight In NYC While She’s Filming A Normal Non-Gosling Fight For Some Reason

Scent of (Shooting A) Woman (In the Face)

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August 11, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Al Pacino Dressed Up Like Phil Spector

A. Samuels :: Rap

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Richard Simmons :: Planking

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August 10, 2011 on A. Samuels Is “Livin De Life”

A dude got on the subway today and proceeded to play the clarinet. He played “When I’m 64″ (by The Beatles – No Ringo). He sang a little. He wore a dumb hat and a seersucker jacket. And also shorts. And he had a beard. And he did a dumb jig. He got “stared” off the train.

True Story.

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August 10, 2011 on NYC Subway Nightmare

His Shirt: “Survived Maria”

Her Shirt: “No You Didn’t”

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August 9, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It Contest: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Insensitive Ironic T-Shirt

Barney Frank’s voice already sounds so much like a fart that it’s hard to hear the actual fart. It’s like vocal camouflage. Fartouflage?

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August 9, 2011 on BREAKING FART NEWS: Barney Frank (D-MA) Farts!

Ole Dirty Dancin': Nobody Better Put Baby Jesus In the Corner

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August 9, 2011 on What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets

Sadly, there’s not a doubt in my mind that that is actually his Grandmother

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August 9, 2011 on Give Ginger Kid His Account Back Says Ginger Kid’s Grandma

Obviously that’s laughing gas in the bottle. duh.

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August 5, 2011 on Works Every Time

Does anybody remember the “This is Your Dog” post from maybe the 1st week of videogum? That dog is the demon best.

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August 4, 2011 on Scary Demon Puppy And Also Other Puppies

So this was the finale of So You Think You Can Slow Dance?

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August 4, 2011 on Teen Korner: A Slow Dance For Teens

Many Happy Returns of the Jedi

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August 3, 2011 on Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies

The Birthday of a Nation

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August 3, 2011 on Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies

Or as I would have called it, “Don’t bother reading this”

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August 3, 2011 on Cristy Joy Has Ants In Her Pants

I love that on that video at the top of her site she refers to herself as “Cristy Joy from CristyJoy.com”. So humble. I’m definitely stealing that moving forward.

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August 3, 2011 on Cristy Joy Has Ants In Her Pants