DanBlurns

Comments from DanBlurns

Wait, but is it nourishing and refreshing?
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September 1, 2011 on This Is Just A Very Good Yogurt With Fruit On The Bottom Review
For some reason, the name "Tyler Hawkins" makes me really mad.
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February 28, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Remember Me
There are also a lot more television viewing choices in America now. More channels, shows, etc. I know very few of them are actually good choices, but they are choices nonetheless.
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February 9, 2010 on Who Was Watching All That Super Bowl?
I can't quite put my finger on what it is, but there's something I like better about the NYC based shows. It's ok if you disagree with me, it's simply personal preference. I felt like when he went to LA the "glam" was emphasized more than the comedy. I used to see Conan bits all over the place (they went 'viral,' which is a term i despise, but it fits), but since the move I've only seen him hit his head, and most recently, Triumph's outstanding bit at the dog parlor. As for the set, it was just weird to see how big and empty it is. It's a minor complaint I admit. I just miss the old Conan.
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January 19, 2010 on The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: Louis Talks About Conan And Jay
He's always right about everything. I hadn't even realized how much I missed the "real" Conan until I found some old taped shows on my DVR, they were far better. This "Tonight Show" just didn't feel right, not because I love the Tonight Show, but because I love Conan. The big, echo-y set, the being in LA, the old people who miss Leno's pseudo-edgy Brokeback Mountain jokes, it'll be better for all of us if Conan goes back to being "Conan."
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January 19, 2010 on The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: Louis Talks About Conan And Jay
It's great to be here Jay. And let me congratulate you on yet another outstanding Monica Lewinsky monologue joke.
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January 13, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O’Brien And Jay Leno
No no, it makes sense cause of the thing.
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January 5, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The 6th Day
Great movie. You're right about the best line. I also really enjoyed the incredible narration. Every time his voice over came on I was very excited to hear it. It always got a great laugh. "Quart. Quart. Quart..." Matt Damon was outstanding. Something minor I noticed: Scott Bakula made a lot of strange facial expressions delivering his lines that threw a few of the people around me off. Very good movie. I'm glad to see that comedies don't have to be chock full of nut shots and Judd Apatow's people to be great. (I like Judd Apatow and his people. I'm pretty much against nut shots in comedy movies, for the most part. Overdone.)
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September 21, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Informant!
Why can't juggalos and maggots just bee friends? I think you answered your own question, Gabe.
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September 17, 2009 on Why Can’t Juggalos And Maggots Just Be Friends?
Bad Boys 3: This Should OF Come Out Three Years Earlier Know your audience.
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August 31, 2009 on What Should Be The Tagline For Bad Boys 3?
I hate when movie trailers give away so much of the plot.
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August 20, 2009 on The Avatar Trailer Has Not Changed My Life
No! I mean 'loose'! Someone already said Chipmunk!! I've been having a bad week guys.
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August 17, 2009 on This Is Your Movie Trailer: When In Rome
I hope E knows his Chipmunk got lose and plans on marrying in Rome.
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August 17, 2009 on This Is Your Movie Trailer: When In Rome
Critically, it was poorly reviewed, but fans loved it. I guess my point is, Parks and Recreation is atrocious. But the cast is great and hopefully they can de-Michael Scott Amy Poehler's character somewhat.
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August 6, 2009 on The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: Parks And Recreation
How does Parks and Recreation get renewed but Lucky Louie doesn't?
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August 6, 2009 on The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: Parks And Recreation
This will make for an awkward terrorist meeting: "Item 1: More bombings! Item 2: Do we attend the 8:40 or the 9:30 showing?
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July 27, 2009 on If Sacha Baron Cohen Is Murdered By Terrorists, Then The Terrorists Win
Alice Scissorhands In The Big Fish Chocolate Factory Of Fleet Street
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July 23, 2009 on Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland Looks As Unnecessary As It Does Neat
Matt Groening is vomiting blood somewhere.
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July 16, 2009 on Well, Family Guy Was Nominated For An Emmy
If you think that's disgusting, you're going to be really upset when you find out he hired Robin Williams in her place.
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July 7, 2009 on Inglourious Basterds Now Being Directly Marketed To Assholes
Court adjourned! -Harry Anderson
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June 18, 2009 on NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase
Finally, a poignant thought from Andy Rooney!
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June 15, 2009 on Andy Rooney Accidentally Plagiarizes 1981 SNL Parody Of Himself
I think that somehow disqualifies you from receiving social security.
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June 9, 2009 on Kathy Griffin Is (Still) A False-Modesty Factory
The blame for this films B.O. failure lands squarely on the executives who didn't get the joke when one of them said "Ha, I'm sure that next we'll re-make Land of the Lost, or something."
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June 8, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Land Of The Lost Bombed
God and the angels keep dropping the ball in these situations! He's calling for help you guys! Wake up!
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June 3, 2009 on Another Day, Another Wizard Tazed
Just put your hand on the patented ROCK AND CHOP® handle and let the blade do the rest!
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June 3, 2009 on Obsessed: Does Dr. Shana Have (Awesome) Boundary Issues Or What?
I generally agree with everything on this site, and while I agree that Leno is basically out of touch and inferior to Conan, I felt that his final episode was a nice send off. He was genuinely grateful to his staff and guests from over the years and is bowing out with class. It really wasn't the self aggrandizing masturbation you're making it out to be.
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June 1, 2009 on Good Night, Jay Leno, And Good Luck Riddance (I Wish)
Greed 2: I Wanna Know Where Da Greed At?
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April 29, 2009 on What Should Be The Tagline For Wall Street 2?