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Comments from dance contest winner

Padma fact #12: That's not chocolate.
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December 3, 2012 on Where Was Padma On 9/11?
Planned Parenthood, obviously.
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October 24, 2012 on Donald Trump’s October Surprise Is Here
p.s. this one is for the KELLY SUPERFANS who click through on ALL of the afternoon links
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January 10, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis “Acting”
"I want to report a rape." --Chris Kattan http://i41.tinypic.com/2qt93pw.jpg
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January 10, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis “Acting”
The Sisterhood of the Unbuttoned Pants
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November 23, 2011 on Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies!
Speaking of biting hands and Werther's Originals: http://i39.tinypic.com/2wbublw.jpg
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November 22, 2011 on Is FOX News Worse Than No News At All?
Andy Serkis can play the dry pants. Still works.
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October 31, 2011 on Wait, Who Is Our Generation’s Cast Of Heat?!
"I'm just here for the free wifi." http://i52.tinypic.com/dy56s3.jpg
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August 9, 2011 on The Ninth Summer Jam Of 2011: “Come Here Girl (Urban)” Live – Sir James And The Palace Players
Stupid words used this episode: vampup, fangrape. Fan-grape: http://i52.tinypic.com/xba59c.jpg Vam-pup: http://i52.tinypic.com/2wltu9v.jpg
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July 11, 2011 on True Blood S04E03: The Witches Of Barfwick
Quick, get on the computer train that goes directly from the center of the computer to the portal! Shouldn't that be a bus? (get it? computers!)
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June 8, 2011 on EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK: The Tron: Legacy 2 Screenplay
Gross. I wouldn't fuck Carrot Top with Kathy Griffin's dick.
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April 19, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Carrot Top Straightened His Hair
and this is why Mr. Hausfrau is THE BEST! My very brief heyday on vgum came and went and now I am very old and the kids have taken over but you still remember! It's like being invited back for old-timer's day. 3 hearts right back at ya!
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April 8, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: 3rd Anniversary Open Thread
"Lady Liberty kept flashing them big ass titties at me, so I fucked her." --France
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April 8, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: 3rd Anniversary Open Thread
Now you have to fuck her sister. That's just how that works.
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April 8, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Voicemail
Exhibit 100 gazillion in the ongoing case of Men Will Say and Do ANYTHING to Get Laid. p.s. can someone let me know if this actually works?
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April 6, 2011 on These Are Your Boyfriends: The Men From The “Dear Woman” Video
The first rule of Night Club is that you don't talk about Night Club. The second rule of Night Club is where am I? Who are you people? I need to go home.
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March 29, 2011 on How Is Betty White Not In This Movie?
In 2030, all Americans will work for the Chinese? So, the complaint is that they are going to give us jobs? Go back to complaint school, CAGW.
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March 28, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Political Ad That Is Neither Racist Nor Insane*
The first rule of Fort Club is that you must use your imagination to empower and grow our community. The second rule of Fort Club is no Droid phones.
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March 24, 2011 on Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends
Kids these days are obsessed with what day it is. When I was young, it was Tuesday every day and we liked it that way!
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March 22, 2011 on Kansas Boyz’s “It’s The Weekend” Is Our Generation’s Rebecca Black’s “Friday”
Aww...don't worry, buddy. There's plenty of fish in the pet shop up on level 3, next to the footlocker.
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February 23, 2011 on This Is Your Food Court Marriage Proposal
Luca Brasi sleeps with the puppies, in the den.
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February 4, 2011 on The Dogfather Trailer, You Guys
Somebody get Brendan Fraser's agent on the phone to explain why he is not in this movie.
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February 4, 2011 on The Dogfather Trailer, You Guys
http://i52.tinypic.com/2r2y9lu.jpg her campaign manager
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February 4, 2011 on The New Face Of The Tea Party Movement
Correction: this is an exclusive behind-the-scenes photo from This Ain't Spider-Man 4.
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February 4, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t You NOT Caption It Contest: Spider-Man Behind The Scenes Photo
"My colleagues have been asking me..." I'm pretty sure she's referring to her cats.
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February 4, 2011 on The New Face Of The Tea Party Movement
Ben Franklin is totally doing a facepalm in his grave right now.
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January 11, 2011 on If You Think About It, We’re ALL Just Turkeys Chasing Laser Pointers