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Padma fact #12: That’s not chocolate.

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December 3, 2012 on Where Was Padma On 9/11?

Planned Parenthood, obviously.

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October 24, 2012 on Donald Trump’s October Surprise Is Here

p.s. this one is for the KELLY SUPERFANS who click through on ALL of the afternoon links

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January 10, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis “Acting”

“I want to report a rape.”
–Chris Kattan

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January 10, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis “Acting”

The Sisterhood of the Unbuttoned Pants

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November 23, 2011 on Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies!

The Expandables

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November 23, 2011 on Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies!

Speaking of biting hands and Werther’s Originals:

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November 22, 2011 on Is FOX News Worse Than No News At All?

Andy Serkis can play the dry pants. Still works.

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October 31, 2011 on Wait, Who Is Our Generation’s Cast Of Heat?!

Stupid words used this episode: vampup, fangrape.

Fan-grape:

Vam-pup:

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July 11, 2011 on True Blood S04E03: The Witches Of Barfwick

Your move, Richard Heene.

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June 21, 2011 on Let’s All Attain The V.I.G Lifestyle Together

Quick, get on the computer train that goes directly from the center of the computer to the portal!

Shouldn’t that be a bus? (get it? computers!)

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June 8, 2011 on EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK: The Tron: Legacy 2 Screenplay

“We’re on a mission from Dog.”

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April 27, 2011 on Lindsay Lohan On The Tonight Show OR: Pets Wearing Sunglasses

Gross. I wouldn’t fuck Carrot Top with Kathy Griffin’s dick.

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April 19, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Carrot Top Straightened His Hair

and this is why Mr. Hausfrau is THE BEST! My very brief heyday on vgum came and went and now I am very old and the kids have taken over but you still remember! It’s like being invited back for old-timer’s day. 3 hearts right back at ya!

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April 8, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: 3rd Anniversary Open Thread

“Lady Liberty kept flashing them big ass titties at me, so I fucked her.” –France

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April 8, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: 3rd Anniversary Open Thread

Now you have to fuck her sister. That’s just how that works.

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April 8, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Voicemail

Exhibit 100 gazillion in the ongoing case of Men Will Say and Do ANYTHING to Get Laid.

p.s. can someone let me know if this actually works?

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April 6, 2011 on These Are Your Boyfriends: The Men From The “Dear Woman” Video

gettin’ JigiLeaks with it.

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April 1, 2011 on Julian Assange Dancing, Posted Without Commentary

The first rule of Night Club is that you don’t talk about Night Club.
The second rule of Night Club is where am I? Who are you people? I need to go home.

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March 29, 2011 on How Is Betty White Not In This Movie?