Darren87

Comments from Darren87

Terrence Howard is crying tears...of joy.
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June 30, 2009 on Make Your Ordinary Toilet Paper Extraordinary, And Slightly Damp
This song sounds like it was made for a lot of radio play. This is why I don't listen to the radio at all.
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June 29, 2009 on Leighton Meester’s Non-Sex Tape Equally Embarrassing
Of my many complaints with this show possibly the biggest is that people are like "Oh, these vampires are so sexy!" when no they are not. They are awful. They rip people apart with bare hands and feel no remorse. They have weird secret tribunals where they force people to kill teenage girls. They are sociopaths and I have learned the hard way (or maybe I just learned through common sense) that sociopaths are not sexy.
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June 22, 2009 on True Blood: Vampires Be Shoppin’!
Relax, nerd.
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June 22, 2009 on World’s Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic
Let's see...what happened in 1981. Well, there was - nope, not born.
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June 16, 2009 on Andy Rooney Accidentally Plagiarizes 1981 SNL Parody Of Himself
When I'm old I plan on being drunk all day. This is what I like to imagine is up with Andy Rooney.
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June 15, 2009 on Andy Rooney Accidentally Plagiarizes 1981 SNL Parody Of Himself
Why does it have too look so much like what I imagine a vagina to look like?
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June 15, 2009 on That’s Your Chair: The Divided Salli Saddle Chair Seat
I wasn't expecting a weepy drama. It has "Time Travel" in the title!
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June 15, 2009 on The Time Traveler’s Wife Trailer Gives A Lot Away
True Blood is a terrible television show. It is the television equivalent what would happen if Stephanie Meyer and Hitler had a child who became a television writer and then got both Michael Bay to produce and Ewe Boll to direct. But now I remember why I watch it.
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June 15, 2009 on True Blood: Welcome Back To The Worst Show On Television
I would like to thank the academy, my parents, and all you that made comments that were less pithy than mine (but not those of you that made comments more pithy than mine) and I would be remiss to not thank Marty (ie: Scorsese) for just giving a guy a chance.
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June 13, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Sir Darren Harper, Esq., Earl of Essex, Duke of Dorset, Second Viscount of Pretentionland
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June 11, 2009 on What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name?
I never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this: but this both sucks and blows at the same time.
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June 9, 2009 on The Cleveland Show Is Going To Be Even Worse Than We Thought!
Obviously this takes place in the same universe as The Last Action Hero.
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June 8, 2009 on That’s Your Lawyer: Berger And Green
Aww, it's "Radio" in Tiger form!
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June 8, 2009 on The New Baby White Tiger Is…Um…Special
Um, this weekend my friends and I are getting UK drunk!
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June 8, 2009 on UK Anti-Binge Drinking PSA Tells Us More Than We Really Want To Know About Brits
I blam the fact that I heard a lot about this movie but had no idea that it came out last weekend. I saw a lot of advertisements for it but it seems none of them focused saying: "Hey, this movie comes out June 5th!"
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June 8, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Land Of The Lost Bombed
If this wasn't the interwebs I would begin clapping slowly as fellow member of the audience began to join into what would become raucous applause. Oh, well.
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June 5, 2009 on Goodbye To All Of That
I didn't like this back in 2000 when this was called Crazy Town and I still don't.
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June 5, 2009 on Brokencyde’s New Music Video Makes Me Want To Die (Of Old Age, Apparently)
Until Smell-o-vision is created I will fail to see the point in perfume commercials. PLEASE, tell me we'll soon have Smell-o-vision. I'd rather live to see that as opposed to flying cars!
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June 3, 2009 on When My Man Puts On His Stratos, I Know He’s Into Something Ewwwww
Fat chick displaying typical fat chick behavior. Wake me when there's a story (I'm a douchebag displaying typical douchebag behavior).
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June 3, 2009 on Kirstie Alley To Legally Change Her Name To “Nom Nom Nom”