Comments from David_notascynical

Oh, and Glory.

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July 19, 2012 on Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie

Scent of a woman

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July 19, 2012 on Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie


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February 3, 2012 on How To Get A Boyfriend In Middle School

The one where Abraham pretends his wife is actually his sister, so she will be raped but he won’t be killed, while they are journeying through an apocryphal wasteland, trying to reach the sea.

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October 21, 2011 on What Bible Stories Should They Make Into Willow And/Or Jaden Smith Movies?

Sorry, not enough bile today. This gets a pass.

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July 14, 2011 on Alison Brie And Gillian Jacobs GQ “Lesbian Scene” Open Thread

In fairness to him, he takes everyone of my dollar bills to the strip joint to promote marriage to those poor strippers. We shouldn’t jump to harsh conclusions.

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January 31, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Bob Nelson

The Quaid’s certainly are taking that spiral and turning it into a modern interpretive dance of success.

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December 1, 2010 on Seven Amazing Quotes From Randy And Evi Quaid

That still leaves 10%.

Because all monsters give 110%

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November 30, 2010 on Lost: Please Help

If we remember our Charles Williams, doppelgangers are to be avoided/hung up on.

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November 30, 2010 on The Greatest Fight Of The Whole Century (2000-2012)

Clearly she is a TV producer being a celebrity who is playing an animated character from the major motion picture, Megamind. Clearly.

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November 1, 2010 on What Was Tina Fey’s Halloween Costume?

Sad Keanu should take a weekend tour of an ante-bellum plantation on a non-holiday weekend.

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September 23, 2010 on Sad Keanu Eats A Cupcake

You are speaking like Tony Horton.

“We call her Pam-the-blam.” – P90x aficionado

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August 31, 2010 on Teen Korner: Disney Blam! Ain’t Your Daddy’s Toonz

Cock it!

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August 25, 2010 on Hot Drinks!

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.

Looking at you America, to prove him right.

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August 25, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: America Does Not Got Talent


Guy and girl, right? Or am I way off?

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August 23, 2010 on Best New Party Game 30: Guy Movies! And Also Girl Movies!

You, sir, are most certainly not the pine-scented air.

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August 23, 2010 on Congratulations To ALL The Contestants At The 2010 Illinois State Fair Hog Calling Contest

To live in perpetual Twilight. Who would want to do that?

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August 23, 2010 on Where Do You SnazzyNap?

But I am just one commenter, how can I make a difference?

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August 18, 2010 on Hello, Inmates, Welcome To Your Asylum

Homelyness? You calling cracker barrel ugly or that it looks like a place of abode?

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August 13, 2010 on Bill O’Reilly Vs. Jennifer Aniston: Lamest Feud Of 2010

I “Right-clicked”-> “Open in New Tab” on the “Read More” link so that I would not lose my place in line.


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July 22, 2010 on Comic-Con Is Humanly Impossible