Comments from David_notascynical

The one where Abraham pretends his wife is actually his sister, so she will be raped but he won't be killed, while they are journeying through an apocryphal wasteland, trying to reach the sea.
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October 21, 2011 on What Bible Stories Should They Make Into Willow And/Or Jaden Smith Movies?
Sorry, not enough bile today. This gets a pass.
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July 14, 2011 on Alison Brie And Gillian Jacobs GQ “Lesbian Scene” Open Thread
In fairness to him, he takes everyone of my dollar bills to the strip joint to promote marriage to those poor strippers. We shouldn't jump to harsh conclusions.
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January 31, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Bob Nelson
The Quaid's certainly are taking that spiral and turning it into a modern interpretive dance of success.
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December 1, 2010 on Seven Amazing Quotes From Randy And Evi Quaid
That still leaves 10%. Because all monsters give 110%
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November 30, 2010 on Lost: Please Help
If we remember our Charles Williams, doppelgangers are to be avoided/hung up on.
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November 30, 2010 on The Greatest Fight Of The Whole Century (2000-2012)
Clearly she is a TV producer being a celebrity who is playing an animated character from the major motion picture, Megamind. Clearly.
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November 1, 2010 on What Was Tina Fey’s Halloween Costume?
Sad Keanu should take a weekend tour of an ante-bellum plantation on a non-holiday weekend.
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September 23, 2010 on Sad Keanu Eats A Cupcake
You are speaking like Tony Horton. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wjEnha9Uf4/Srw3c-2OTMI/AAAAAAAAANA/ul6jnx1JNC0/s400/pamtheblam.jpg "We call her Pam-the-blam." - P90x aficionado
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August 31, 2010 on Teen Korner: Disney Blam! Ain’t Your Daddy’s Toonz
Cock it!
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August 25, 2010 on Hot Drinks!
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. Looking at you America, to prove him right.
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August 25, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: America Does Not Got Talent
Conception Guy and girl, right? Or am I way off?
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August 23, 2010 on Best New Party Game 30: Guy Movies! And Also Girl Movies!
To live in perpetual Twilight. Who would want to do that? http://blogs.e-rockford.com/movieman/files/2010/06/twilight-fans.jpg
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August 23, 2010 on Where Do You SnazzyNap?
But I am just one commenter, how can I make a difference?
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August 18, 2010 on Hello, Inmates, Welcome To Your Asylum
Homelyness? You calling cracker barrel ugly or that it looks like a place of abode?
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August 13, 2010 on Bill O’Reilly Vs. Jennifer Aniston: Lamest Feud Of 2010
I "Right-clicked"-> "Open in New Tab" on the "Read More" link so that I would not lose my place in line. Nerdo!
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July 22, 2010 on Comic-Con Is Humanly Impossible
Yeah, whatever you do, don't try to talk and make sense, and stuff like that.
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July 21, 2010 on See You At Comic-Con 2010! (BONUS: BNPG)
What 'bout a picture of LINDSAY dressed for work? Is that even possible? What would that even mean?
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July 20, 2010 on Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail OR: Animals Dressed For Work
If the troubled teenager was played by R-Patz and the hospital patient was played by Spencer Pratt and the love interest was played by Heidi Montag, with a supporting cast of The Blue Collar Comedy Team and Cher, I would not be as interested in watching it.
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July 14, 2010 on One Flew Over The Razor Scooter’s Nest
Apparently BBQ agrees with everyone, cause, kudos to the commentating.
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July 6, 2010 on Double Rainbow All The Way
http://wafmusic.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/strike-conan-obrien_l.jpg This guy, maybe? Or has the ink already dried on his contract (not that that stops SOME people).
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June 30, 2010 on R.I.P. Larry King Live
On #99, isn't it required that you actually exert some sort of influence at some point in your Hollywood "career"? Or are we just handing out awards? *puts finger to ear* Oh we are just handing out awards? Fine, congrats to Steve Wiebe!!! A true winner.
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June 29, 2010 on Who ISN’T On The Forbes Celebrity 100?
God gave you an anus, but you can't use that for sex? Please confirm, sir. Uh, oh... sex starts with s though. Starts starts with s. Ssssss.....
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June 28, 2010 on Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist
It was a struggle to get in some of the schools? Are laws are working!!!! Sort of.
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June 23, 2010 on Kenny Strasser Teaches Kids How To Recycle Batteries And Tells A Scary Secret Story
American Pie all over.
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June 17, 2010 on Nicolas Cage Wants That Cake!