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Wait, can we do a point check?? POINT CHECK:
Oh brother, get these swamp rats off the stage.
Dear Academy, You can't have Werner Herzog be part of your horrible montage and then not nominate ANY of his documentaries.
"Cigars. Cigarettes. Cookies" is happening
No formal training in composition??? It's cause he stole the damn music ya goofs!
Also: Morgan Freeman's thoughts are clearly only of his sweet granddaughter bride.
AUGGIE'S THOUGHTS ARE CLEARLY KILL THE NIGHTMARE MAN.
We're gonna need a bigger ish!
"I like that one" - nightmare man
Andy Serkis is made up of 1's and 0's
Oh there will be condoms all over next year's red carpet, mark my words.
The Oskars have been Rango'd.
She did it without the teleprompter! Whatta pro! It's why she's in the biz folks.
And they made the Muppets INTRODUCE them?! FUCK THIS, I'M OUT.
So glad we're getting Cirque du Soleil performance instead of "Muppet or Man"
And the most consistent hate of a film award goes to badideajeans for his indefatigable hatred of War Horse.
"After seeing the Help, I wanted to hug the first black woman I saw, which from Beverly Hills is a 45 minute drive" -nightmare man
"NINE IS THE NEW FIVE A HA HA" - nightmare man
BAHAHAHA THEY JUST SHOWED IT ON A FILM REEL IN MAKE-BELIEVE FILM LAND. GREAT JOB EVERYONE!
GAHH SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN
WHAT WILL BILLY CRYSTAL'S TREE OF LIFE THING BE? I'M SO SCARED.
Best Picture: The Artist Best Actor: Jean Dujardin, The Artist Best Actress: Viola Davis, The Help Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummer, Beginners Best Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer, The Help Best Director: Terrence Mallick, Tree of Life Best Original Screenplay: Midnight in Paris Best Adapted Screenplay: The Descendants Best Foreign Film: A Separation Best Animated Film: Rango Best Art Direction: Hugo Best Cinematography: Tree of Life Best Costume Design: Hugo Best Documentary: Paradise Lost 3 Best Documentary Feature: The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom Best Film Editing: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Best Make-Up: Albert Nobbs Best Music (Original Score): War Horse Best Original Song: “Man or Muppet” from The Muppets Best Short Film (Animated): La Luna Best Short Film (Live Action): Raju Sound Editing: Drive Sound Mixing: Transformers: Dark of the Moon Visual Effects: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
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While this all fun a good, I would like to remind all of you that have signed the Tim and Eric Billion Dollar movie pledge that you are contractually barred from seeing The Lorax, no matter what sweet surprises fall out of Zac Efron's designer pockets.
I apologize, my misdirected santorum has made a mess of this entire thread.
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ignore this, meant for the one word description. please move along.
If this is a promo for an upcoming Wilson Phillips-themed episode than I'm all for it.
Remember when Elizabeth Olsen pees her dress when she's sleeping? That was a really pretty shot! I feel like this somehow relates to the pooping of dresses in Bridesmaids. That shot of Maya Angelou on the street giving up and shitting? That has the makings of an iconic shot! Woman can be assholes AND be incontinent just like their male counterparts.
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