Best Picture: The Artist
Best Actor: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Best Actress: Viola Davis, The Help
Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Best Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer, The Help
Best Director: Terrence Mallick, Tree of Life
Best Original Screenplay: Midnight in Paris
Best Adapted Screenplay: The Descendants
Best Foreign Film: A Separation
Best Animated Film: Rango
Best Art Direction: Hugo
Best Cinematography: Tree of Life
Best Costume Design: Hugo
Best Documentary: Paradise Lost 3
Best Documentary Feature: The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom
Best Film Editing: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Best Make-Up: Albert Nobbs
Best Music (Original Score): War Horse
Best Original Song: “Man or Muppet” from The Muppets
Best Short Film (Animated): La Luna
Best Short Film (Live Action): Raju
Sound Editing: Drive
Sound Mixing: Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Visual Effects: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
While this all fun a good, I would like to remind all of you that have signed the Tim and Eric Billion Dollar movie pledge that you are contractually barred from seeing The Lorax, no matter what sweet surprises fall out of Zac Efron's designer pockets.
Remember when Elizabeth Olsen pees her dress when she's sleeping? That was a really pretty shot! I feel like this somehow relates to the pooping of dresses in Bridesmaids. That shot of Maya Angelou on the street giving up and shitting? That has the makings of an iconic shot!
Woman can be assholes AND be incontinent just like their male counterparts.
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