deeky

Comments from deeky

obviously.
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February 2, 2012 on Top Chef S09E12: Pee Wee’s BUGH Adventure
this show isn't as fun now that there are no umlauts.
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January 26, 2012 on Top Chef S09E11: Those Who Live By The Chicken Salad Sandwich, Die By The Chicken Salad Sandwich
hey, did anyone see Ty-Lör Boring's naked wang photos? they exist. so that's something.
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January 19, 2012 on Top Chef S09E10: Charlize Theron
i think my favourite part of the night was ed saying "there's already a line, we must be doing something right." ha! yes, those people showed up based on word of mouth from the first four customers in your fake restaurant, they totally weren't there because they wanted a free meal and a chance to be on TV. dumbass.
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January 12, 2012 on Top Chef S09E09: Restaurant Snores
why even include the shopping and decorating portion of restaurant wars? has any team ever won or lost based on which vases they bought? if so, that's pretty goddamned stupid since this is a cooking contest, not a decorating a fake restautant contest.
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January 12, 2012 on Top Chef S09E09: Restaurant Snores
it's niot just a hyphen, it's a hyphen and an umlaut. double-not-boring name!
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January 6, 2012 on Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits
i thought the whole "of Microsoft founder Nathan Myhrvold" was a joke, but that guy really is of Microsoft founder Nathan Myhrvold and he wrote a $650 cookbook. that's pricey for a cookbook. he thinks he's a Mac.
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January 5, 2012 on Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits
why do you hate Ty-Lör? if you loved him and his big ole mo-stache, you'd spell his name correctly.
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January 5, 2012 on Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits
last night was the first time i even noticed there was a guy named paul. he seems nice.
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December 15, 2011 on Top Chef S09E06: “Game Over” (Boo!)
Gabe, do you keep intentionally misspelling Ty-Lör's name just to annoy me?
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December 8, 2011 on Top Chef S09E06: Welcome To Steak Town, Population: Steak
all corgis look kinda gay.
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December 7, 2011 on It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He’s Talking About
also, "bullshit Frosting Pile" is my new favourite phrase.
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November 17, 2011 on Top Chef S09E03: Rattle And Huh (GOOD ONE, GABE!)
yeah, it's Ty-Lör, because fake umlauts are a very adult thing to have in your made-up name.
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November 17, 2011 on Top Chef S09E03: Rattle And Huh (GOOD ONE, GABE!)
i loved when they opened their snake boxes all scared as if there might be live fucking rattlers in them. really? are you all that goddamned stupid, cheftestants?
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November 17, 2011 on Top Chef S09E03: Rattle And Huh (GOOD ONE, GABE!)
zombie apocalypse pro-tip: you can sleep in.
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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
i seriously hated that "otis played guitar" scene. zombie apocalypse, you know, EVERYTHING anyone ever mentions was liked by a dead person now. "Soccer, yeah, Jimmy liked soccer but he's dead now. Mary liked plums but she's dead now. Jazz fusion, Barry loooved jazz fusion, but he's dead now." shut up.
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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
how come nothing in atlanta was burned up whenever we saw it? doesn't napalm leave a mark?
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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
the only place i've EVER done it is a hay loft.
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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
last season was good. this season isn't.
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November 7, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)
i'm thinking maybe we could all skip the show and go straight to the recaps. at least gabe is entertaining.
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November 7, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)