deeky

Comments from deeky

hey, did anyone see Ty-Lör Boring's naked wang photos? they exist. so that's something.
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January 19, 2012 on Top Chef S09E10: Charlize Theron
i think my favourite part of the night was ed saying "there's already a line, we must be doing something right." ha! yes, those people showed up based on word of mouth from the first four customers in your fake restaurant, they totally weren't there because they wanted a free meal and a chance to be on TV. dumbass.
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January 12, 2012 on Top Chef S09E09: Restaurant Snores
why even include the shopping and decorating portion of restaurant wars? has any team ever won or lost based on which vases they bought? if so, that's pretty goddamned stupid since this is a cooking contest, not a decorating a fake restautant contest.
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January 12, 2012 on Top Chef S09E09: Restaurant Snores
it's niot just a hyphen, it's a hyphen and an umlaut. double-not-boring name!
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January 6, 2012 on Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits
i thought the whole "of Microsoft founder Nathan Myhrvold" was a joke, but that guy really is of Microsoft founder Nathan Myhrvold and he wrote a $650 cookbook. that's pricey for a cookbook. he thinks he's a Mac.
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January 5, 2012 on Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits
why do you hate Ty-Lör? if you loved him and his big ole mo-stache, you'd spell his name correctly.
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January 5, 2012 on Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits
last night was the first time i even noticed there was a guy named paul. he seems nice.
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December 15, 2011 on Top Chef S09E06: “Game Over” (Boo!)
Gabe, do you keep intentionally misspelling Ty-Lör's name just to annoy me?
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December 8, 2011 on Top Chef S09E06: Welcome To Steak Town, Population: Steak
also, "bullshit Frosting Pile" is my new favourite phrase.
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November 17, 2011 on Top Chef S09E03: Rattle And Huh (GOOD ONE, GABE!)
yeah, it's Ty-Lör, because fake umlauts are a very adult thing to have in your made-up name.
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November 17, 2011 on Top Chef S09E03: Rattle And Huh (GOOD ONE, GABE!)
i loved when they opened their snake boxes all scared as if there might be live fucking rattlers in them. really? are you all that goddamned stupid, cheftestants?
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November 17, 2011 on Top Chef S09E03: Rattle And Huh (GOOD ONE, GABE!)
zombie apocalypse pro-tip: you can sleep in.
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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
i seriously hated that "otis played guitar" scene. zombie apocalypse, you know, EVERYTHING anyone ever mentions was liked by a dead person now. "Soccer, yeah, Jimmy liked soccer but he's dead now. Mary liked plums but she's dead now. Jazz fusion, Barry loooved jazz fusion, but he's dead now." shut up.
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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
how come nothing in atlanta was burned up whenever we saw it? doesn't napalm leave a mark?
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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
the only place i've EVER done it is a hay loft.
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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
i'm thinking maybe we could all skip the show and go straight to the recaps. at least gabe is entertaining.
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November 7, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)
seems like someone went through a lot of trouble just to have an excuse for someone to say "chink" on TV.
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November 7, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)
i guess i don't remember that motorcylce from season one the way i don't remember that little girl from season one.
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November 7, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)
okay, about that motorcycle: has that always been darryl's motorcycle or did he just get lucky and find one with an SS symbol on it in post-apocalyptic atlanta. (if so, darryl is super lucky!)
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November 7, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)
maybe andy eats everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl_nqx7XQO4
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November 7, 2011 on Heaven Recently Got A Little More Andy Rooney
this is like when that cranky old man down the hall dies. i know i am supposed to be sad and all, but am having a hard time caring.
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November 7, 2011 on Heaven Recently Got A Little More Andy Rooney
tru fact: Guy Fieri's real name: Guy Ferry.
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October 17, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri
i hope they get Wim Wenders to direct the pilot episode.
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September 21, 2011 on Nicholas Sparks Is Creating A TV Show, Finally
since they cut all the gay stuff out of the story, i think the party should have a no-gays policy, too.
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September 20, 2011 on Breakfast At Tiffany’s 50th Anniversary Party Ideas
kelly, your recaps rule. i like you more than gabe.
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September 19, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E10: Oops, Now You’re Dead
emmagoldgum.com: gabe's new leftist politics site.
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September 13, 2011 on Tea Party Debate Audience Would Like Everyone To Die