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Rubbish. The Harlem Shuffle has yet to make an appearance in a Wayans-involved Movie movie. This merely carves off all of its limbs and places it into a deep, deep coma from which it can only awake ironically.

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March 5, 2013 on And Thus The Cast Of All My Children Ushered The Harlem Shake Meme Up To Blog Heaven

Ahem. 1313 : UFO Invasion (and all of the other films in the series) are hardly “softcore porn.” They’re basically nudity-free, much to my disappointment. Maybe this cat film will deliver the goods.

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February 28, 2013 on A Talking Cat!?! Trailer, You Guys

That’s not even an onion. Those are scallions. Stan Freberg taught me that.

Downer Dad LIES.

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February 20, 2012 on DOWNER, DAD!

Is NOT! LISTEN TO ME!!

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October 14, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday

I am assuming this is a comic reboot of the Chris Cooper sub-plot “American Beauty,” and the season finally will have Tim Allen beating Hector Elizondo to death after he spurns his advances. This, I would watch.

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October 13, 2011 on Tim Allen’s Last Man Standing Sounds Nice?