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Comments from derek downer

pussy stoked? Pussy stoked to be posse stroked?

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February 15, 2013 on Kevin Connolly Is So Jealous Of Leonardo DiCaprio, Oh My God, You Have No Idea

Hey man, you got a wet nap? …It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

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January 30, 2013 on Our Legally Required Jason London Poop Blog Post, Your Honor

16 and pregurt: strawberry gogurt, marshmallow diaper hash, Plan B candy necklaces, sprinkles

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January 29, 2013 on Is This Fun?: Imagining TV Show Ice Cream Flavors!

I’d like to tell you, but the best rule about Fight Team is you don’t answer questions about the Fight Team.

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July 12, 2012 on Best New Party Game 67: Slightly Incorrect And Evasive Movie References

It’s clear they meant to call in the Sammich Police, Chips Crime Squad.

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July 10, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: The Barbecue Chip Bandit Gang