I heard Tom Cruise was a 3 and I thought to myself, oh he must be crazy rich! Wtf, this shit is like being an olde timey Mason or something. Is he going to turn into Tom The Ripper any day now? I don't want to read the crappy gossip, but it is so out there that I find it impossible to turn away.
Using the money he makes from his movies to profit off of the stock market, not wanting to pay taxes on what he actually makes, living in gated areas where he can't run into the common man, being able to hire an attorney (or take a picture and/or sign an autograph with a police officer or judge) to keep him out of jail doing things that an average poor to middle class guy would serve big time for (such as wandering into a neighbors home, high, and curling up with their small child in bed) - this is what makes a celebrity more of a libertarian or republican than a liberal.
I'm glad a majority of celebrities are democrats, but I have no idea why. I'm thinking it's because they still get to break or skirt the law, but they ain't Robert Downey Jr., so those law breaks are smaller and less drug filled???
I'm pretty sure someone will tell me if I'm wrong, but I think he is way to pretty to be straight, and he doesn't have a body like that wolf dude from True Blood and Magic Mike, so the poster doesn't do anything for me except look like a dated, 1970s male chauvinist poster. Just substitute his face for Dudley Moore or Chevy Chase, etc...
To make this poster more modern, use a picture of Jon Hamm doing the same thing to Kristen Wiig.
That being said, we just got The Artist on Netflix and this will be part of our weekend. I hope it's great!
What's worse here in California is that it takes about 3000 bucks and knowing the right people to get a star on Hollywood Blvd.
Cement at Grauman's - or whatever dot com owns it now, belongs to actual movie stars, and yes, fucking R2 totes belongs all you naysayers! Sniff!
Old school Hollywood dude - can't we just enjoy it? Remember how Rin Tin Tin was supposed to receive the first sort of Oscar? Remember when Shirley Temple received an honorary Oscar that was child sized? Remember when C3PO, R2D2 and Darth Vader (big, fyi) got to put their footprints in the ground at Grauman's?
What I'm more concerned about is TMZ trash. Is that the real Uggie? I heard Uggie has a medical condition and a duplicate Uggie has been put in his or her place. Now that is tragic people.
OMG - that was awesome! I've never seen a spider deliberately turn at an enemy and jump attack. That only happens at my parent's house with evil black crickets. WTF crickets? I'm not even filming you - for effs sake!!!!
Tenenbaums is my absolute favorite and the only film that had me enjoying Goop Paltrow's character more than my other favorite roles of hers which were head in a box and that Contagion flick.
Then comes Rushmore, Fantastic Mr. Fox, and Life Aquatic. L.A. made me feel as lost as most of the characters. Thank god Dafoe was there to anchor me. I can't wait to see Moonrise Kingdom. I enjoy the Anderson charm.
Just make sure to gut it first, and you should be okay.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2159692/Womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-biting-sea-creature-scientists-claim.html
Sick dude gets original goo, everybody else gets infected either through mouth-sex or boring old missionary position style sex by goo that has already gone through some kind of mutation. That big old alien in the end had mouth sex with something that had mutated from a dude that went into a lady and mutated into a sperm squid, which then got that alien dude's....ugh. I give up. I'm about as good at science as that geologist that had mouth-sex with that mutated goo worm who turned into a space-crab. Anyway, I was really glad that Idris went out like a boss and not through mouth-sex.
I have some issues that need to be addressed too! Why does a robot need to dye his hair? Did he just discover David Lean films on the way to alien town? Does he need to shave too? Or clip his nails so his feet don't make dog on hard wood floor noises when he walks through the spaceship in his space Birkenstocks? Lastly, if Birkenstocks survive that long into the future, there is no hope for mankind.
They must have done this in a gated community or something. In my neighborhood, zomb homie would have gotten a cap popped in his dome and or some industrious skateboarder would have known what to do with a skateboard while under attack.
Don't forget that he told Sally that he told his classmates that he was going to the city to have sex with her. AND the creep mustache? Creep: First Class.
I feel you about the Carousel reference, except this time it was Megan experiencing happiness without him in the picture...I felt like that's a small part of what he felt when he was watching it - the bigger part being he recognized her as being a natural for the screen as well as the happiness she would get from realizing her dream. Don's been selfless more than a few times this season. Kind of nice to see for a change and then the effing bar scene had to happen.
He was kind of gansta in that episode about his father in law. If he doesn't leave SDCP soon, he is gonna be havin' 99 problems, none of which concern science fiction.
I thought this shot was great too, and then I started hearing about all these people who think that because Don is the only one who has a window beam visually splitting his body in half that next season is gonna reference The Omen. Hard. I was all like, damn.
I'm glad to see that it's not a musical, but still, is there a way to see it without any background music at all? Do the kids nowadays really need to hear a classic set to modern music to appreciate the story? I'm gonna go back and protect my lawn now...
It's sad that some zoos still allow people to stand that close to the animals. Invite him back, but replace the glass with breakaway glass and let the festivities commence!
Colbert usually has to ask for most of the stuff he gets. That Colbert space treadmill and spider species would not exist if not for Stephen's mouth. Depp just has it handed to him.
I'm not saying Betty is a shining example of a human being, but man, I gotta defend Betty, because the writers clearly make her out to be a horrible person. She was raised to be a traditional perfect trophy wife, but her parents made sure she was traveled and educated at a great school. Don is the love of her life, just looking for a trophy wife and she gets stuck in the burbs to pump out kids and make Don look like the man who has it all, when Betty would really love to live in Manhattan and have an urban lifestyle. It eats away at her and she barely saw Don and Don barely saw his kids, so of course he would seem like the better parent. Now she gets to see Megan living the life she wanted, with Don treating her the way she always wanted to be treated – PLUS – Megan gets to be friends with her kids and they like her, because Betty is the one who has them most of the time and has to raise them during the good and bad times and pretty much be the only parent when she was with Don (let’s not talk about Carla, that was a tragedy). Life ain’t fair, but for Betty it pretty much sucked. To have all that money and no one to really love you (and pork all of Manhattan behind your back) is not very great. I’m surprised they never had an episode where she mysteriously contracted some venereal disease and was baffled as to how she acquired it.
But were you pretty sure that your dad's name was real and that he didn't lie to you about his life and identity? Fuck you Don! Sally can't win, both of her parents should not have been parents.
I don't know. When I was a tween, all the dudes were into huffing the nitrous or what ever that laughing gas is called, out of those kinds of containers. Fake whipped cream never tastes anywhere close to real; and Peggy wasn't afraid to call it.
I love Will Forte! Love, damnit!!! Was I the only person who thought it was weird that Chris Parnell wasn't in that digital short, since Lazy Sunday kind of made the digital shorts famous?
I have been seeing all of this stuff about The Office that made me think they weren't going to renew it. Things like Dwight getting his own spinoff show, Mindy Kahling getting her own show that BJ Novak is going to help write, Charlene Tate signing to do another sitcom, Spader leaving, Toby the horrible actual head writer for TO leaving, and so on....It's a shame, because I had my fingers crossed that I would never have to fast forward through it again. Ed Helms story - ugh please, no mas.
OMG - was anyone else excited for just a moment in thinking that they might hire JR? I was so bummed when reality reared it's ugly head. Oops, there goes gravity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJForwJ8uA4 You are not alone in your noticing of this. However the recaps at the beginning of the shows usually always have everything to do in what you see on the episode. Weird, but I like it.
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