Detroit Dutchgirl

Comments from Detroit Dutchgirl

I think in this case we should use the term "Heched" instead of 'tweaked out'. As in, "Jeremy London heched outside of his hotel room last night, apparently trying to climb a tree."
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June 26, 2010 on Jeremy London Story Will Never Stop Getting Better And Better!
This here's a game VG/SG likes to play called: "Fuck your ears".
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June 17, 2010 on Of Course Mike “The Situation” Has A Rap Song And Of Course It’s Called “The Situation”
True story, my cat is named Bastian after the lead in Neverending Story. My other cat? Mr. Miyagi.
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June 8, 2010 on To Catch A Falkor
Is it just me or does Kristen Stewart soooooooooooooooooooo not look like she wants to be an actress in popular movies? What the hell is her deal? Every time the camera would pan to her in the audience last night (about every 2.5 seconds) she had this look of supreme irritation. I'm pretty sure she knew what she was getting into when she signed up to do be the "lynch pin" in the Twilight Saga between a VAMPIRE AND A WEREWOLF. We're not talking Katherine Hepburn role choices here. So far, her most prominent roles have been a 1/2 vampire and Joan Jett. Someone needs to sit her down and give her a fame audit, cause she seems to be getting too high and mighty for her R. Pattz britches. http://celebz4eva.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/robs-underwear.jpg
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June 8, 2010 on The 2010 MTV Movie Awards
"You guys are just making lemonade out of lemons!"
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June 2, 2010 on Kelly Bensimon’s Self-Made Anti-Bullying PSA
Ryan Seacrest: "How does it feel to be the next American Idol?" Yer Mom: "LIKE SHIT!! CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!" FAVORITE.
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May 27, 2010 on That’s Your Mom: American Idol Superfan Mom Whose Life Is Ruined Now
#6, FTW. Too funny. http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss264/detroitdutchgirl/CropperCapture1-1.jpg
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May 25, 2010 on R.I.P. The Tyra Banks Show
SO TOTALLY a side note, but the other day I was parking in a public lot and had stepped out of my car and proceeded to put coins in the meter. All of a sudden I hear - what I thought sounded exactly like the smoke monster. Turns out? The sound was a parking ticket printing from the parking enforcement officer's ticket printer thingy. Ha. God I'll miss this show.
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May 24, 2010 on Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P.
amirite? http://www.gifsoup.com/view/472960/troy-o.gif
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May 24, 2010 on Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P.
Uh, what about Aaron? Remember what a big deal they made out of him? Not to be raised by another, but ultimately, kind of was? HUH?
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May 24, 2010 on Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P.
I agree with the flaw-workout-theory; I think some of our characters remained in 'sideways' land because they had more to atone for. Ben remained as did Eloise, who seemed to be still working through killing her son, given her convo with Desmond. Many of them were referenced to "not being ready" and also encounters such as Daniel and Charlotte lead the viewer to believe that they were making their way to moving on soon as well. Overall, I approve of the finale. The framing with Jack's eye opening and closing, that was so tidy and just...fantastic. Really well done. However, think I'm sitting outside the church on the bench with Ben. I'm not ready to move on just yet! Can't really believe it's over. NO!
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May 24, 2010 on Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P.
I'm sorry, cause I'm going to sound like an old so-n-so, but seriously with the hair? http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Justin-Bieber-lowrider-Bike.jpg
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May 24, 2010 on A Two-Year-Old Baby Sings Justin Bieber’s “Baby”
I'm with you, Bro. I left VG for a few months cause I had a baby.... and I just can't keep up anymore. I need a Cliffnotes for VG. Or at the very least, a sort of inside-jokes-glossary. Is Steve Winwood is the new American Patriot? What happened to AmPat, anway? Can anyone help the Monsters left behind?
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May 24, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
John of the Dead Johnny Darko
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May 20, 2010 on Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies
Couldn't agree more. http://hellostarling.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/cam-dance.gif
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May 13, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
You know what makes him the worst DJ? The effed up lyrics. "...go on shake your body and do that thing...you do gottagarbblegobblegarbbleCONGA...everybody get in the conga, conga, CONGAHHHHHHHHH..." Those lyrics aren't even remotely close. There's nothing more irritating. (To me.)
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May 13, 2010 on Worst Wedding DJ Ever, Or Worst Viral Marketing Campaign Ever
It was crap because it was unsatisfying. I think Gabe covered all the bases in his recap. We learned nothing of much value, and there's only 3.5 hours left in the series. How are they going to cover all the bases? They aren't. Which, crap.
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May 12, 2010 on Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk
This episode was CA-RAP. And I do not mean "the poo". Bullshit. Garbage. I have now accepted that I will be overwhelmingly disappointed with the series finale. Anyhoo... Here's what I have to add to the recap: It's turtles all the way down, you guys. http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss264/detroitdutchgirl/turtles.jpg
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May 12, 2010 on Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk
Is no one going to address the genius of "The island is a vampire"?! That's it. Vampire Island. We're done here. http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss264/detroitdutchgirl/terry_oquinn.jpg P.S. I am a longtime VG commenter, and I have been away having a baby (thankyou). I have 245 unread VG posts in my Google Reader. How the hell am I supposed to catch up? Is someone in charge of the VG CliffNotes? Help?
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May 6, 2010 on Lost S06E15: How Do You Say “R.I.P.” In SPOILER ALERT?
Principal Skinner = Professor Hathaway http://www.kennedystuff.com/real/images/jerry.gif
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March 11, 2010 on Lost S06E07: The “Banana Leaf”
Surely it was an oversight to not mention the Oscar Inspired Movie Menus as pairings for these cocktails from Epicurious. May I suggest "A Jewish Family Dinner Circa 1967" as inspired by "A Serious Man". I don't know about you, but any dinner followed by "circa 1967" sounds like GOOD TIMES!!!!
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March 5, 2010 on “Best Picture” Oscar Nominee Cocktail Recipes Are FOR DISASTER!
Not for nuthin', but I was a little bitter that we had an hour long Office which left no room for new "30 Rock". Also, "The Marriage Ref" can be a half hour. Really. Boooooooo, NBC.
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March 5, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
This is going to be the longest comment thread EVER in the history of Videogum. Poor intern that has to go through these.....! My picks: Best Picture: Avatar Best Actor: Jeff Bridges Best Actress: Sandra Bullock Supporting Actor: Christopher Waltz Supporting Actress: Monique Director: Kathryn Bigelow Screenplay (Original): “Inglourious Basterds” Screenplay (Adapted): “Up in the Air” Music (Original Song):“The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart)” Music (Original Score): Avatar, James Horner Art Direction: Avatar Cinematography: Inglourious Basterds Costume: The Young Victoria Doc (Feature): The Most Dangerous Man in America Doc (Short): The Last Campaign of Governor Booth GardnerEditing: The Hurt Locker Foreign: The White Ribbon Make-up: Star Trek Animated Short: Logorama Live Action Short: Miracle Fish Sound Editing: The Hurt Locker Sound Mixing: The Hurt Locker Visual FX: Avatar
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March 5, 2010 on The Videogum Oscar Pool
Why are my and Napoleon's pics not showing? I don't get the new Videogum. Too fancy.
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March 3, 2010 on Nicolas Cage Looks Great! (Nicolas Cage Does Not Look Great.)
I'm sorry, but the "Nic Cage hair is a bird" is the best Cage meme going. Cause, true. http://www.dn3austin.com/files/page_images/images/214/original/my_hair_is_a_bird-257x300.jpg
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March 3, 2010 on Nicolas Cage Looks Great! (Nicolas Cage Does Not Look Great.)
I noticed last night that the "candidates" alternate lives are dramatically different, but the non-candidates alternate lives are pretty much the same (if they crashed on the island or not). Example: Kate, a non-candidate, is still a fugitive on the run in the alternate LA, same for Claire, still a timid pregnant girl planning on giving Aaron up for adoption. Of the candidates alt-lives shown so far, Sayid's love is married to his brother, Hurley is the luckiest man in the world, Jack is the father of a teenage son, Locke is still with Helen, etc. That said, can we please learn something new? I dunno bout the rest of you, but I've been pining for the Richard Alpert back story episode....also, notice that he hasn't appeared in the alternate time line at all....
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March 3, 2010 on Lost S06E06: The Bad Sayid (Get It? You Get It!)
Uh, I'll agree with that. http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss264/detroitdutchgirl/sltsice2.jpg
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March 3, 2010 on Instant Internet Classics: A Man Figure Skates To Nirvana’s “Smell Like Teen Spirit”
Man, that is one ugly Jesus.
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March 2, 2010 on I Made A Poster For Big Momma’s House 3