Devin

Comments from Devin

“I don’t see a reason to downvote someone’s opinion”

Then you, my friend, have not visited many comment sections.

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January 16, 2013 on Download Four Tet Rarities Comp 0181

You know you can “Unlike” them after you hear the song, right?

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June 20, 2012 on Divine Fits – “My Love Is Real”

In all honesty, laughter is one of the many responses I have to anything Die Antwoord-related. (Other responses include shock, and cowering in terror.)

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February 7, 2012 on Watch Die Antwoord On Letterman

In this comment, I have decided that I felt like replying to R2D2’s post. Then there will be no more dictatorship…and all that.

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November 21, 2011 on Arnold Schwarzenegger Should Record All The DVD Commentary Tracks

Sorry, Rickard. And sorry, used the wrong account. I’ll see myself out.

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November 18, 2011 on Finally, Rampage: The Movie

What’s gonna happen to Joan’s husband?

“VIET-GODDAMN-NAM’s what’s gonna happen! Go get me a beer, bitch!”
–Charlie Kelly

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September 6, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

At first I was like “Huh?”

Then I read that this was made for an episode of the internet series “Everything” and I was like “A-ha!”

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September 2, 2011 on Going To The Store

C3PO, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

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September 2, 2011 on New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray

Pretty sure I still get one customer a day who says something like this at the coffee shop I work at. But it usually goes something like this “Hey, this coffee tastes awful. Oh wait, you’re a man. Could you get me the woman employee who made this coffee? Thanks.”

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September 2, 2011 on Coffee Advertising From The ’50s Has A Common Theme

Did the director watch “The Departed” and think, “Man, it would’ve been so much better if the rat that ran across the window at the end got eaten by a frog!”

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June 28, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread

Milk: It does a body EVIL.

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June 28, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread

For those keeping track, the current Lincoln cast to beat is Sarah Vowell’s from her audiobook.

Conan O’Brien as Robert Todd Lincoln
Eric Bogosian as John Wilkes Booth
Stephen King as Abraham Lincoln

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June 28, 2011 on Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln Cast Looks Pretty Good!

“Drug cartels in Mexico, tax cartels in DC. What’s happened to America?”

No offense, but I’m pretty sure 50% of those things aren’t happening in America.

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August 11, 2010 on Ben Quayle Would Like To Represent Arizona’s Snoreth District

I watched for three seconds before I was like “DONE.”

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August 11, 2010 on That’s Your 11-Year-Old Film Critic: Jackson

We should all follow St. Vincent’s example and look away.

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May 19, 2010 on This Dude Is Having A Rave In His Living Room In The Middle Of The Day And We Are All Invited

Jerking off onto model trains, stomping around like a monster until 4 AM (but don’t break anything), and all the imitation crabmeat you could ask for? What more do you need?!

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May 13, 2010 on The Most Surprising Thing About This Video Might Surprise You

It’s like a Bollywood romantic comedy, but without the musical numbers and attractive women.

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April 9, 2010 on New Sex And The City 2 The Streets Trailer Even Worse Than Old Sex And The City 2 The Streets Trailer

I think what I liked most about the story was that, because the ATHF movie cost so little to make, the opening box office take covered the cost of the film, the fine they were charged by the city of Boston, and they had a little bit left over!

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April 8, 2010 on Operation Watch This: Pixels

Needs more squirrels with dynamite.

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April 8, 2010 on Xiu Xiu – “This Too Shall Pass Away (For Freddy)” Video