Comments from Devin

"I don’t see a reason to downvote someone’s opinion" Then you, my friend, have not visited many comment sections.
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January 16, 2013 on Download Four Tet Rarities Comp 0181
You know you can "Unlike" them after you hear the song, right?
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June 20, 2012 on Divine Fits – “My Love Is Real”
In all honesty, laughter is one of the many responses I have to anything Die Antwoord-related. (Other responses include shock, and cowering in terror.)
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February 7, 2012 on Watch Die Antwoord On Letterman
In this comment, I have decided that I felt like replying to R2D2's post. Then there will be no more dictatorship...and all that.
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November 21, 2011 on Arnold Schwarzenegger Should Record All The DVD Commentary Tracks
Sorry, Rickard. And sorry, used the wrong account. I'll see myself out.
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November 18, 2011 on Finally, Rampage: The Movie
What's gonna happen to Joan's husband? "VIET-GODDAMN-NAM's what's gonna happen! Go get me a beer, bitch!" --Charlie Kelly
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September 6, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
At first I was like "Huh?" Then I read that this was made for an episode of the internet series "Everything" and I was like "A-ha!"
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September 2, 2011 on Going To The Store
C3PO, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
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September 2, 2011 on New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray
Pretty sure I still get one customer a day who says something like this at the coffee shop I work at. But it usually goes something like this "Hey, this coffee tastes awful. Oh wait, you're a man. Could you get me the woman employee who made this coffee? Thanks."
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September 2, 2011 on Coffee Advertising From The ’50s Has A Common Theme
Did the director watch "The Departed" and think, "Man, it would've been so much better if the rat that ran across the window at the end got eaten by a frog!"
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June 28, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread
For those keeping track, the current Lincoln cast to beat is Sarah Vowell's from her audiobook. Conan O'Brien as Robert Todd Lincoln Eric Bogosian as John Wilkes Booth Stephen King as Abraham Lincoln
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June 28, 2011 on Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln Cast Looks Pretty Good!
"Drug cartels in Mexico, tax cartels in DC. What's happened to America?" No offense, but I'm pretty sure 50% of those things aren't happening in America.
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August 11, 2010 on Ben Quayle Would Like To Represent Arizona’s Snoreth District
I watched for three seconds before I was like "DONE."
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August 11, 2010 on That’s Your 11-Year-Old Film Critic: Jackson
We should all follow St. Vincent's example and look away.
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May 19, 2010 on This Dude Is Having A Rave In His Living Room In The Middle Of The Day And We Are All Invited
Give this link a try:
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May 13, 2010 on The Most Surprising Thing About This Video Might Surprise You
Jerking off onto model trains, stomping around like a monster until 4 AM (but don't break anything), and all the imitation crabmeat you could ask for? What more do you need?!
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May 13, 2010 on The Most Surprising Thing About This Video Might Surprise You
It's like a Bollywood romantic comedy, but without the musical numbers and attractive women.
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April 9, 2010 on New Sex And The City 2 The Streets Trailer Even Worse Than Old Sex And The City 2 The Streets Trailer
I think what I liked most about the story was that, because the ATHF movie cost so little to make, the opening box office take covered the cost of the film, the fine they were charged by the city of Boston, and they had a little bit left over!
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April 8, 2010 on Operation Watch This: Pixels
I just saw Ted Leo on Monday, and I gotta say, that was some tasty John Mellencamp Champagne he brought with him.
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April 7, 2010 on Kyp Malone Reviews Films On A Five-Burger Scale
Now, ICP should just cover They Might Be Giants science album. "C'mon, c'mon, meet the motherfuckin' elements!"
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April 7, 2010 on Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse “Miracles” Video Is CRAMAZING
If it's a Leno joke, it's a miracle I laughed at it.
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April 7, 2010 on Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse “Miracles” Video Is CRAMAZING
Is it sad that I first heard of these guys on Moby's short-lived MTV show?
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April 5, 2010 on Liquid Liquid Make TV Debut (!) On Jimmy Fallon
Now we know what happens when the Coen brothers stop returning your calls.
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March 26, 2010 on Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Marmaduke
What if Jack Hughman is in a parallel universe, and his career tanked because he decided to run offstage and use the bathroom?
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March 25, 2010 on The Videogum Tracy Morgan Promise: Tina Fey On The Late Show With David Letterman
I helped program a film festival last year, and we got a screener of this film. I couldn't make it past the opening credits.
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March 25, 2010 on The Porno Switcheroo Archives: South Carolina Cable And The Hills Have Thighs
Damn, Ben figured out how to use Chatroulette after I saw him in Myrtle Beach. Still, someone passed him a note asking him to invite a girl to the prom, and he ended up improvising a mini-rock opera about it.
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March 22, 2010 on Ben Folds Covers Merton, Chatroulette Piano Guy
I read an interview where David Fincher was asked why the movie didn't end that way, and his answer was quite literally "I ran out of money."
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March 16, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Sorry, I saw Sarah Vowell in the trailer and forgot what we were talking about.
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March 15, 2010 on Being White Is Hard: Please Give