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I just saw Ted Leo on Monday, and I gotta say, that was some tasty John Mellencamp Champagne he brought with him.
Now, ICP should just cover They Might Be Giants science album. "C'mon, c'mon, meet the motherfuckin' elements!"
If it's a Leno joke, it's a miracle I laughed at it.
Is it sad that I first heard of these guys on Moby's short-lived MTV show?
Now we know what happens when the Coen brothers stop returning your calls.
What if Jack Hughman is in a parallel universe, and his career tanked because he decided to run offstage and use the bathroom?
I helped program a film festival last year, and we got a screener of this film. I couldn't make it past the opening credits.
Damn, Ben figured out how to use Chatroulette after I saw him in Myrtle Beach. Still, someone passed him a note asking him to invite a girl to the prom, and he ended up improvising a mini-rock opera about it.
I read an interview where David Fincher was asked why the movie didn't end that way, and his answer was quite literally "I ran out of money."
Sorry, I saw Sarah Vowell in the trailer and forgot what we were talking about.
"And I will never kiss anyone... ...that doesn't burn me like a motherfucker."
In the Remember Me FAQs, the answer to "Why is Robert Pattinson listed as an executive producer?" is a total win: "This production credit enabled him to prevent the movie from being put out as some cheesy love story. By having him on as EP, if it started to look like that was going to happen (which it didn't), he could use his clout as EP to redirect the focus more onto what it is. In the end, he really didn't do a whole lot, but what it accomplished was very significant for everyone who wanted this movie to fulfill its potential." PHEW! For a minute there I was worried "Remember Me" was going to be some cheesy love story, but it totally isn't 'cause Robert Pattinson's clout said so.
Likewise for "Miss Piggy, talking pig. Betty Crocker, ca-aa-ake."
This is what happens when the Russian animatronic mannequin escapes World Showcase at Epcot.
If only Kevin Smith had gotten Tracy Morgan to write his rebuttals for him, these would've at least been fun to read.
My petrol lift just got maths.
You're welcome, Gabe. Like I said, if David Cross has chipmunks and Zach Galifianakis has guinea pigs, then Jack McBrayer and Fred Armisen have dogs and cats all to themselves. Also, who thought Chris O'Donnell would be starring in a big-budget Hollywood blockbuster in 2010?
At least it's not a My Chemical Romance cover of fucking Bob Dylan.
This DCFC performance was brought to you by poop-flavored Blue Moon knockoff.
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I think what made that clip even funnier was the fact that I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE.
Geez, Lady Gaga. If you wanted Matthew Barney to direct your video so badly, you could've just ASKED him.
I'll only believe that if Michael Jackson shows up, gives a performance from beyond the grave, then Simon Cowell gives him hell for being too unoriginal.
You forgot to add : Impossible to the end of that title.
At least now Jon Stewart has another defense when Fox News claims The Daily Show is bias news reporting. "Hey, my show comes on after racist ventriloquism!"
I'm glad someone mentioned that. This isn't the first time DirecTV has brought back the dead.
What if this whole thing is viral marketing, and she's going to be a character on next week's show who claims to be part owner of Paddy's and demands a share of the profits? It's a bit of a stretch, cause everyone knows Paddy's is not profitable.
Nice '90s throwback animation! Would've fit nicely on one of those "Computer Animation Festival" VHS tapes from back in the day.
The first I heard about this was on last week's Best Show. Patton Oswalt was the guest (of course) and a guy called in from Omaha to tell him that the KFC test-market store was selling these horrible foodproducts. Go to last week's show and skip to the 1:42:00 mark for comedic gold.
Seriously. I just tried to open a new tab on Firefox, and a POP-UP AD for that fucking movie showed up. Whatever Fox Searchlight Pictures paid for that amount of exposure, it's just making me hate the movie more.
I'm sure Chuck Klosterman's got a new essay about this already in the rough draft stage.
You had me at Bookcase Lundegaard.
Let's leave the child-traumatizing to Chris Cunningham and the guys who did Wonder Showzen. BTW, the end cartoon looked like the work of a Wonder Showzen animator.
Nice to see Ayoade working his directorial chops. Now, how about a fourth season of IT Crowd?
I think child murdering might be a bit heavy for Leno.
I think Stephen called him the guy from the Sonic ads during the interview.
Picked up the Flaming Lips/Black Keys split 7" and the new Camera Obscura 7". After spinning it a couple times, I am convinced that the Lips version of "Borderline" is superior to Madonna's.
The character designs remind me of the collage work of children's illustrator Lane Smith. Cool video.