Damn, Ben figured out how to use Chatroulette after I saw him in Myrtle Beach.
Still, someone passed him a note asking him to invite a girl to the prom, and he ended up improvising a mini-rock opera about it.
In the Remember Me FAQs, the answer to "Why is Robert Pattinson listed as an executive producer?" is a total win:
"This production credit enabled him to prevent the movie from being put out as some cheesy love story. By having him on as EP, if it started to look like that was going to happen (which it didn't), he could use his clout as EP to redirect the focus more onto what it is. In the end, he really didn't do a whole lot, but what it accomplished was very significant for everyone who wanted this movie to fulfill its potential."
PHEW! For a minute there I was worried "Remember Me" was going to be some cheesy love story, but it totally isn't 'cause Robert Pattinson's clout said so.
You're welcome, Gabe. Like I said, if David Cross has chipmunks and Zach Galifianakis has guinea pigs, then Jack McBrayer and Fred Armisen have dogs and cats all to themselves.
Also, who thought Chris O'Donnell would be starring in a big-budget Hollywood blockbuster in 2010?
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I'll only believe that if Michael Jackson shows up, gives a performance from beyond the grave, then Simon Cowell gives him hell for being too unoriginal.
At least now Jon Stewart has another defense when Fox News claims The Daily Show is bias news reporting. "Hey, my show comes on after racist ventriloquism!"
What if this whole thing is viral marketing, and she's going to be a character on next week's show who claims to be part owner of Paddy's and demands a share of the profits?
It's a bit of a stretch, cause everyone knows Paddy's is not profitable.
The first I heard about this was on last week's Best Show. Patton Oswalt was the guest (of course) and a guy called in from Omaha to tell him that the KFC test-market store was selling these horrible foodproducts. Go to last week's show and skip to the 1:42:00 mark for comedic gold.
Seriously. I just tried to open a new tab on Firefox, and a POP-UP AD for that fucking movie showed up. Whatever Fox Searchlight Pictures paid for that amount of exposure, it's just making me hate the movie more.
Let's leave the child-traumatizing to Chris Cunningham and the guys who did Wonder Showzen. BTW, the end cartoon looked like the work of a Wonder Showzen animator.
Picked up the Flaming Lips/Black Keys split 7" and the new Camera Obscura 7". After spinning it a couple times, I am convinced that the Lips version of "Borderline" is superior to Madonna's.
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