Comments from dezien

Sad Keanu should check his bank account.
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September 23, 2010 on Sad Keanu Eats A Cupcake
Would her performance of 'Karma Police' implicate Radiohead, as well? I shudder to think...
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March 18, 2010 on Ke$ha Performed “Blah Blah Blah” On American Idol Last Night, Has Yet To Apologize
Small world. I was there too, and her image is more ridiculous having experienced first-hand the banality from whence she came.
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February 25, 2010 on Blah Blah Blah, Indeed: Ke$ha Has Always Been Terribl$
success! so glad that worked.
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February 23, 2010 on Welcome To The New Videogum
testing my avatar...
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February 23, 2010 on Welcome To The New Videogum
Anyone else worried about the intellectual property situation? if Conan were to go to another network, NBC would most likely retain the rights to all sketches, skits, and characters developed on both Late Night and The Tonight Show.
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January 14, 2010 on R.I.P. Jeff Zucker
Where are the hoverboard scientists? They're about 15 years behind schedule.
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January 12, 2010 on The YouTube Piano Is No Replacement For Flying Cars
At least we're only five years away from hoverboard technology.
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November 12, 2009 on Good Riddance, ’00s
"This is your cousin, Jay-Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you're lookin' for? Well listen to this..."
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August 28, 2009 on Let’s Paint, Exercise, And Make Raps On Our Desks
Guy 1 - "Is this an incredible game?" Guy 2 - "Let me put it this way: Does a bear drive a car in the woods?"
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July 30, 2009 on This Is Your Videogame: Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation
Oogie Boogie is a walking, talking floppy sack mask: counter,
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July 17, 2009 on A History Of The Floppy Sack Mask, America’s Scariest Mask
Do You Remember The Time When We Killed Ourselves?
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June 30, 2009 on Hey You Guys, How About Let’s Not Kill Ourselves Because Of Michael Jackson
Ted Leo and Back to the Future (2) mentioned in the same post? Good morning!
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June 25, 2009 on St. Vincent On David Letterman, Because A Deal Is A Deal
the doll needs a doll to show where Glenn Beck touched it.
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June 24, 2009 on Glenn Beck Plays With Transgendered Barbies
i just can't get past her cocaine-induced nasal septum perforation. fingers crossed for a dubbed/subtitled version.
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June 23, 2009 on Please Let The Britney Spears Time Travel Holocaust Movie Be Real
"Whoa!" - Joey Lawrence from Blossom
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June 18, 2009 on NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase
even more depressing, this commercial marks the first "official" output of any kind related to his Detox album (still unreleased after 10 billion years).
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May 29, 2009 on Dr. Dre Puts Food On His Family
@twitterbacklash: are we there yet?
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May 26, 2009 on Of Course They’re Making A Twitter TV Show Because Ugh
Yep. And while I admit that accent will be tough to get around, I think Jr. is one capable guy.
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May 19, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Jamie Foxx Will Not Play Frank Sinatra
wow, this "denizen" guy sounds like a real jerk! glad i don't know him!
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May 18, 2009 on Woody Allen Paves The Way For Woody Allens Everywhere
i understand, tapirman. you said you'd never come back so you couldn't possibly respond to me using your original name. instead you create a sarcastic pseudonym to create the illusion of support. it's ok. we won't miss either of you.
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May 18, 2009 on Woody Allen Paves The Way For Woody Allens Everywhere
And my dad said, 'My reward for bringing you into this world is discretionary humiliation. Now dance!' And so I danced. And he filmed. And the internet watched. I wish I had this guy as my dad :(
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May 15, 2009 on Friday Fight: Should Dancing Babies Be On YouTube?
the kid broke the camera with his awesome, that's why there's 11 seconds of darkness at the end.
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May 15, 2009 on I Love The Bruins Kid