Comments from dickzz

How has nobody commented yet on the absolutely delicious ball-aching loveliness of Kate McKinnon? I thought she had a decent mimicry/acting debut, sure, but DUDE would you take a look at her in the little blue dress during the closing credits?! Where have you been all my life and also why am I not a lesbian like you
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April 10, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GRAYSON why did the eliminate my not-so-distant future wife???!!!
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February 4, 2012 on Top Chef S09E12: Pee Wee’s BUGH Adventure
I am having trouble containing my enormous crush on Grayson. Does no one else feel this way? She's funny, she has adorable cheek definition and ruddiness, she keeps it real and always says stuff us monsters might have said (if we were CHEFTESTANTS), she's built like a real woman and those dark curls set my heart a-flutter. I love her! I want Grayson to be my wife. Thank you for listening.
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January 26, 2012 on Top Chef S09E11: Those Who Live By The Chicken Salad Sandwich, Die By The Chicken Salad Sandwich
OMG I was shocked how hot Kristen Wiig looked in the Rebecca LaRue slut sketch during Weekend Update. I feel like for most of her characters she goes out of her way to look unattractive, and has also become face-skinny over the years in a mostly unpleasant way. Was it the blonde wig? New makeup? I don't know. All I know is I wanted to lick her eyeball after that sketch.
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December 13, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Katy Perry And Robyn
Which is the participle form of the plural form of "lorus" meaning "truck" in England.
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February 28, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards
The best speeches were by British people. We got owned in our own country by loriies.
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February 28, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards
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February 14, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Russell Brand and Chris Brown
I have logged in with 3 different identities to upvote this, including Winwood.
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January 31, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love
Harry Potter And The Stone
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November 10, 2010 on Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies
A good and mostly true article about the movie's shortcomings that articulates my thoughts better than I could: http://www.slate.com/id/2269308/pagenum/all/#
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October 4, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Social Network
The two of you should get together.
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October 2, 2010 on Mad Men S04E10: S#!T My Don Pukes
Gabe. You mean shillelagh, right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shillelagh_%28club%29
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September 27, 2010 on Mad Men S04E10: S#!T My Don Pukes
The Heartbreak Kid (2007), starring Ben Stiller and Malin Akerman. It is such a bad movie that recalling it to memory has put me off my (formerly delicious) dinner.
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September 13, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
Does this count as a tattoo? http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3nigpjQAv1qbkutq.jpg
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August 27, 2010 on A Brief Reminder About Tattoos
It was me. But everyone wanted to believe it was you. I feel like a Kick-Ass impersonator. (a-DUUUUHHHHHHH)
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May 2, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread