Dinosaur

Comments from Dinosaur

I don't remember exactly, but I remember it was measured in barbecue sandwiches.
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August 9, 2012 on Now You Can Be The Proud Owner Of A Road House Sequel Screenplay Written For Guy Fieri
Unrelated - I wonder if Guy Fieri has to clean his sunglass lenses every time he takes them off the back of his head. His hair seems completely saturated in gel or mousse or some shit at all times, so I would imagine anything that touches gets pretty sticky. And he rests his sunglasses right on it! The lenses must get sticky and dirty. He probably has someone behind the scenes constantly cleaning hair gel off his sunglasses all the time!
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August 9, 2012 on Now You Can Be The Proud Owner Of A Road House Sequel Screenplay Written For Guy Fieri
" I haven’t rapped at Guy Fieri about the project yet, but pretty sure he’s down." This makes sense because it's possible to agree to do something that you haven't been asked to do and have never heard of.
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August 9, 2012 on Now You Can Be The Proud Owner Of A Road House Sequel Screenplay Written For Guy Fieri
Alf's back! In pog form!
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August 9, 2012 on Who Should Play Alf In The Alf Movie?
Buddy, I'm not even a big fan of Beck, and I'll make an attempt to learn some of these songs. It'll be fun. Also, "clever" has little to do with it.
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August 9, 2012 on New Beck Album Song Reader Only Available As Sheet Music
"The Internet should be about inclusivity, not exclusivity." Okay. Beck's album is not the internet.
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August 9, 2012 on New Beck Album Song Reader Only Available As Sheet Music
No Chad Vangaalen fans here?
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December 5, 2011 on Stereogum’s Top 50 Albums Of 2011
Is this a deleted scene from dogtooth?
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March 21, 2011 on Boom Boom Boom Now Let Me Hear You Say Way-Ho!
This movie looks great! Is it impossible for anyone else to tell that that shot uses a green screen? I really can't tell, and i've looked at it like two times already.
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October 25, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat
I did the same thing with the bp (who's that??) oil spill.
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August 27, 2010 on Antoine Dodson On The Today Show And The End Of The Antoine Dodson Meme
I thought mind freak was a person (as in chris angel), not a magic trick, as the commercial implies. Going with this logic, calling his show chris angel: mind freak would be like calling MJ's show Michael Jordan: Jump Shot. That's weak.
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August 27, 2010 on That’s Your Magic Kit: The Criss Angel Platinum Magic Kit
I mean, seriously. I'm not even going to investigate this shit. By the looks and sounds of this guy, i'll probably be happier in general if i just forget about him. Cheers Antoine! I don't give a shit what you do!
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August 27, 2010 on Antoine Dodson On The Today Show And The End Of The Antoine Dodson Meme
I haven't had the internet for about two months this summer, so this guy is actually news to me. Glad I missed that one.
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August 27, 2010 on Antoine Dodson On The Today Show And The End Of The Antoine Dodson Meme
It's starting to look like a triple dose of acid!
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July 6, 2010 on Double Rainbow All The Way
hopefully it is "how the black eyed peas fell out of grace"
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July 2, 2010 on What Should Be The Tagline For James Cameron’s 3D Black Eyed Peas Movie?
I think she got her comedians mixed up with her different hot sauces, because that's what those two are! BANG!
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June 23, 2010 on Quote Of The Day
"Now I'm gonna tell it like it is...We're not all gonna make it outta here alive...Well...that's a good thing, and it's a bad thing. Now gather up all the fuckin twilight gear, and let's get the fuck outta here!"
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June 22, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Burger King Twilight Campaign
For some reason, I told a few of my friends that I loved the character turtle. I continued with this by pointing out "great" things about him whenever we watched the show (I actually used the hats and sneakers as character bonuses). Now bear in mind, however, that I don't even like turtle at all, and I really don't know why I did this, but my friends now seem to like turtle very much. Like, they seriously really like him.
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June 22, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Jerry Ferrara Will “Do This Forever”
I knew that giant spoon George bush comissioned during his lame duck period was going to eventually come in handy!
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June 8, 2010 on “Cool Solution To Clean Up Oil Spill Disaster”
I seriously couldn't get through the rest of the article (that is what this is, right?) after reading the words "Rock Crusher Elementary School." Like, I completely lost focus.
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May 28, 2010 on The Porno Switcheroo Archives: School Photos DVD
Losing half of its rhythm section was probably the worst thing that could happen to this band.
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May 10, 2010 on Carlos D Leaves Interpol
It might be a little too late to cash in on this one? Wouldn't, like, Lord of the Rings tampons be even more relevant?
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March 30, 2010 on These Are Your Tampons: Sarah Connor Limited Edition Tampons