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hopefully it is "how the black eyed peas fell out of grace"
I think she got her comedians mixed up with her different hot sauces, because that's what those two are! BANG!
"Now I'm gonna tell it like it is...We're not all gonna make it outta here alive...Well...that's a good thing, and it's a bad thing. Now gather up all the fuckin twilight gear, and let's get the fuck outta here!"
For some reason, I told a few of my friends that I loved the character turtle. I continued with this by pointing out "great" things about him whenever we watched the show (I actually used the hats and sneakers as character bonuses). Now bear in mind, however, that I don't even like turtle at all, and I really don't know why I did this, but my friends now seem to like turtle very much. Like, they seriously really like him.
I knew that giant spoon George bush comissioned during his lame duck period was going to eventually come in handy!
I seriously couldn't get through the rest of the article (that is what this is, right?) after reading the words "Rock Crusher Elementary School." Like, I completely lost focus.
Losing half of its rhythm section was probably the worst thing that could happen to this band.
It might be a little too late to cash in on this one? Wouldn't, like, Lord of the Rings tampons be even more relevant?
Why is it that these two new tracks are kind of embarrassing?
Brett Ratner: (in a sign of relief, to himself) Got 'em!
That thing on William's head was sweet. Not the masks or whatever, but the hair.
Hey, that was on TV today. Weird, though, because it aired much earlier than 5:53, which is when it was published. Whatever, TV's TV!
If they could get a whole "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" episode out, I would watch it. Other than that though,ehh.
Look at those faces in the Rocks! What is that? Also, if I catch my mom watching this, I will be sad.
Please remove Michael Cera's face from the sides of the screen.