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“We can condemn people to death and be put into rose gardens, right?”

“She jaywalked, Mel. Goddammit…”

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January 24, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Mel Gibson Is Just A Regular Citizen On A Jury

I thought Shane was supposed to be a world-class gun trainer and he let’s the kid hold a gun sideways?! I guess we’re supposed to believe he didn’t notice cuz he was training Andrea so hard? I guess we should be thankful T-Dawg was there to correct his form! Ugh. This show…

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November 22, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked

Who let Glen Mazzara post on the Comments section?!

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November 22, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked

The whole “zombie down a well” scene bothered me so much, and here’s why:
a.) How is “We need live bait” a logical answer to the situation. Maybe you should take more than 2 minutes with the original plan before abandoning it!
b.) In a world where human life is so precious, why risk a fellow friend to lasso a zombie down a well?
c.) Why is it that every time someone develops a shitty plan, Glen is the guy fingered to carry it out? And why doesn’t he stand up for himself for once? Like, “Fuck you, it’s your turn to undertake this poorly planned and insanely dangerous mission for once!”
d.) At what point did Glen find the time/clarity of mind/courage to lasso the zombie. I would have just kicked and screamed like a girl ’til they yanked me back up. A little too convenient. Ugh.

I stopped caring about the episode shortly after this scene (during the 10 minutes of following commercials.).

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November 7, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)

I missed the premiere last night, but now all of a sudden, I’m not so sure I want to catch up…(after only episode one?!)

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November 3, 2011 on Top Chef S09E01: Everything’s Boringer In Texas

TRUTH! Was I the only one hoping they would find pieces of Sophia in the walker’s stomach so we could GET ON WITH IT?!

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October 17, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind

I’d like to point out that Sophia wasn’t really “chased into” the woods, as much as she “ran into” the woods. If I was getting pursued by flesh-eating zombies, I’d sure as hell run TOWARDS my friends with the machetes and guns, not AWAY from them into the deep, dark woods. Whatever suspension of disbelief was still existing in my mind up to that point got flushed down the cramped RV toilet…

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October 17, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind

Was anyone else SERIOUSLY disturbed by the poor quality of German accents in this movie?They should have put Stanley Tucci in lederhosen and made Hugo Weaving wear a monocle and pickelhaube, for Christ’s sake! Who was their dialect coach? Sgt. Schultz?!

P.S. Needed more Hugo Weaving!

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July 25, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Captain America: The First Avenger

Wanna guess what happens at 10:00:01?

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July 12, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 10 Hours Of Mario Climbing A Vine

1:59. Grumpy pops in with “dig dig dig”. Made the wholeeeee thing!

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June 22, 2011 on This Is Nice: Pogo Disney Remix, “Bloom”

Ohhhhh! Horse-BIC! I thought they said…nevermind.

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June 21, 2011 on Forget The V.I.G. Lifestyle, It’s All About Horsebicing Your Way To A Better Body

OOOHHHH! HorseBIC! Right…

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June 21, 2011 on Forget The V.I.G. Lifestyle, It’s All About Horsebicing Your Way To A Better Body

I agree, explainer. As a Philadelphia local, I found it a little tasteless that Bam’s mother called into the Preston & Steve show (a local radio personality) to break the news that Ryan had died. For all of that mourny-weepy-leave us alone BS Bam is shoveling, they certainly found plenty of time to insert themselves into the media as figureheads of sorrow. What about Ryan’s parents? The family of the “unnamed passenger”? Nope. We’re famous. We grieve harder and are therefore more important. Classless move, Margera clan.

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June 21, 2011 on More Twitter News: Roger Ebert Hurt Bam Margera’s Feelings!

Bringing him back as Stannis would be futile. Sean Bean has to be killed in anything he stars in. Partridge in Equilibrium, Alec Trevelyn in Goldeneye, Boromir in LOTR, The Hitcher in The Hitcher, and now Ned Stark. Pretty much if Sean Bean is in a film, he’s got a better than 50-50 chance of dying. I think it’s in his contract somewhere…

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June 20, 2011 on Game Of Thrones Season One Finale

“Ish dish big enuff..?”

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June 10, 2011 on Give Us A Smile C’Moonnnnn
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June 10, 2011 on Give Us A Smile C’Moonnnnn

Oh come on! A space-time cork was so worth all of the buildup!

Actually, no, it wasn’t. I still punch myself in the dick every morning nearly a year later for having watched. No amount of mute-Kate can wash that taste out of my mouth!

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May 13, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Also A Group Discussion About Spoilers

Never trust a man who does not have prescription lenses in his glasses. That’s what my mom told me when I left for college. She’s a drunk, but a damn wise drunk at that!

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May 13, 2011 on Okay, Sure. Hall And Oates And Cats.

*watched. I really need to start proofing. I was too busy trying to think of scenes in which Natalie Portman was the least bit sexy in “Thor”. Nope. None.

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May 12, 2011 on Verily, Thor Was Ridiculous!