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 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: New Volcano Choir - "Youlogy" (7 comments)

Does that Banjo’s head look exceptionally big?

Does that comment sound unnervingly sexual?

And the foundation’s slogan?

“DROPPING OUT IS FOR SQUID BRAINS!”

 0Posted on Jul 20th, 2009 | re: MCA Has Cancer, Beastie Boys Taking Time Off (13 comments)

Looking forward to the return of that raspy flow, get well soon Adam.

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: Wavves/Woods/Real Estate @ Bowery Ballroom, NYC 7/15/09 (39 comments)

I actually neither like nor dislike Wavves as I haven’t had a chance to really listen to them.

But dude, if someone getting over-hyped (which, in case you haven’t noticed, happens ALL THE TIME) gets you so riled up, you should probably work on getting all that grainy sand out of your hooch.

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: Wavves/Woods/Real Estate @ Bowery Ballroom, NYC 7/15/09 (39 comments)

Why does a kid making music and getting attention for it piss you off so much? As there is no defined scale to determine who deserves anything in life, it’s usually a rule of thumb that complaining about other people’s succeses marks you as a falsely entitled douche. Not liking Wavves is fine in my book, but to be honest if I was Nathan and read your post, I would laugh my ass off. You sound like the dean from School of Hard Knockers. Here’s some advice: Grow a pair, realize sometimes people get lucky whether or not they deserve it, and don’t listen to Wavves if you don’t think they have adequate meltdowns.

holla at me when you want some more tweezoids, chad. santa’s birthing out discounts this week.

 0Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: Jens Lekman Has Swine Flu (20 comments)

“Summer is always best through a window.”

That is just fantastic. Get better soon and we’ll see you on Hammer Hill, Jens.

i’ve got high hopes for “nonstop disco powerpack”

 0Posted on Jun 12th, 2009 | re: Wait, Is Bitte Orca The Best Album Of 2009? (369 comments)

i can’t get past the first two songs of this album, too bad.

also, i wish more people talked about born like this. i mean, c’mon, DOOM sampling bukowski? it sounds silly, but it fucking works.