dr. matt hooper

Comments from dr. matt hooper

Ahh! And here I thought my turtle was the only one with depth perception problems.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Fc-nlLPlY&noredirect=1

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January 4, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos

The simple fact of the matter is that the bite radius on those legs did not match those woodchucks!

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October 31, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut

Well, I’ll never be able to watch Justified the same way again. :(

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October 27, 2011 on Herman Cain Continues To Kill It In The Campaign Ad Game

I know! I half expected them to pull a license plate out of it.

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October 19, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind

T&EAS,GJ! at least deserves an honorable mention:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhOasQq9rmc

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September 13, 2011 on The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences

!!!! New York Magazine Agrees !!!!

http://nymag.com/arts/all/approvalmatrix/approval-matrix-2011-9-19/

You’re famous, “a commenter on Videogum!”

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September 11, 2011 on Oh No! Regis Philbin Is Leaving Live! On November 18th!

“Perhaps if we had a justice system that paid back to criminals what they dished out, our society might not be such a violent place.”

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September 8, 2011 on Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK)

Was the set of this debate designed by Dexter? No wonder the death penalty came up.

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September 8, 2011 on Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK)

Doorknobs.

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August 11, 2011 on Dog Parkour! DOG PARKOUR!

I hold very exclusive parties on the X train. You’ve probably never heard of it.

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August 10, 2011 on NYC Subway Nightmare

I think it was ultimately the titular phone-hacking that did him in.

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August 3, 2011 on What Did Stringer Bell Do Wrong?

I almost don’t want to point out that his character on Malcolm in the Middle was named Hal, but if i don’t point it out my head will explode, so it’s been pointed out now.

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August 1, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E03: Everyone’s In Love Again <3

marry me and let’s go fishing. i know where to find the sinking lure.

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July 29, 2011 on An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia

Looks like he really…

Bugged out.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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July 28, 2011 on Finally, A Sports Thing I Can Understand

It’s known in legal circles as a “Daily Double.”

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July 28, 2011 on An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar

It sounds like he’ll need to see plenty of physical the rapists.

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July 28, 2011 on An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar