Dr. Crentist

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"Don't worry about it" - Tommy Wiseau's tombstone
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December 10, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Apologies for dropping the 'are' and not getting rid of the "create cool profile comments".
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December 10, 2009 on The Sex And The City 2 Poster Is A Piece Of Crap
1) So excited that Gabe posted something I sent him 2) I think the sunglasses less of a terrible Photoshop job and more of an okay Blingee creation Even I can do it! SATC2OMGXOXOGOSSIPGIRL
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December 10, 2009 on The Sex And The City 2 Poster Is A Piece Of Crap
WHAT? Another Walla Walla Monster? I think I know who this is. Because small towns.
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December 2, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
OH.MY.GOD. I can't believe it me this long to realize that I know the guy who agreed to produce Jeff Dunham's wines. Can I still be friends with him knowing this exists?
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November 20, 2009 on It is Time To Vote In The 2009 Gummy Awards!
I feel like last week you were too harsh on Taylor Swift and this week you're too forgiving for January Jones' lazy job.
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November 16, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: January Johnoes!
No matter how catchy her songs are, I'll never be able to get past the fact that she is best friends with Perez Hilton. How has that black hole not sucked her in yet?
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November 11, 2009 on You Win, Lady Gaga
Oh sorry honey, I know you like your privacy when your making your little tapes in the basement, but I just had to make you this cup of lemon tea with honey. And here's a few Ricola. You're doing so well!
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November 2, 2009 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Five
I upvoted you just because of your amazing Toby icon. While on the topic of Degrassi, I would axe Emma Nelson. She would succumb to her anorexia, gonorrhea-by-way-of-blow-job-in-the-ravine, and pot brownies.
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October 15, 2009 on Who Should Die On TV?
Louis C.K. has been a great addition to P&R, his scenes with Amy Poehler have been great and I love his overly pragmatic personality. His date with Leslie even allowed for Rashida Jones to have a great scene. Normally I don't like her, but I Lots of Laffed at their practice date.
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October 9, 2009 on Jim And Pam Got Married! And Thursday Night TV Open Thread!
Carrot Top look like an Adonis made of wax whose face got too close to a flame. The melted look, like Fergie!
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September 11, 2009 on America Needs To Stop With This Carrot Top Bashing
Oh Kristen Bell, how far you have fallen from your days on Veronica Mars. Couples Retreat, now this? And oh shit! 3OH!3 (who taught me not to trust a hoe) and Katy Perry are doing a collaboration? "Hello bullet" "Hello brain"
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August 17, 2009 on This Is Your Movie Trailer: When In Rome
Check out Junebug for a very un-one-note performance by Amy Adams.
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August 17, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Julie & Julia Vs. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Loved Julie & Julie. Lots of Laffs. "Oh, hot, hot, like a stiff cock!" Couldn't help but laugh. Did anyone else think Meryl Streep sounded a bit like Mrs. Featherbottom?
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August 17, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Julie & Julia Vs. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Also, did anyone else want to shoot themselves in the head during the "Couples Retreat" trailer?
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August 3, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People
I'm not going to be critical because it seems like everyone has covered a lot of ground re: this movie's strengths and weaknesses. I give.... Structure and pacing: 5 LAFFS: 8 Narrative: 6 Riskiness: 8 Overall: Apatow gets a 7 from me.
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August 3, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People
He's referencing the joke George makes at his "You're Not Gonna Die!" party. The joke about Jewish people hating to be in lists.
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August 3, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People
WHOA. Doesn't Taylor go to PUBLIC school? How did SHE get into fashion week?
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July 29, 2009 on NYC Prep: Fashion Week Is For Children
This is exactly why I prefer Videogum to The AV Club (completely different sites, but people compare them often, no?) http://www.avclub.com/videocracy/10946/ Reading AV Club readers' comments about this video is depressing. Wait, HOW is this video racist?!?!
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July 27, 2009 on You’re Right, This Is My Wedding
Thanks, Gabe. But you should have written, "Do not watch high", that clip scared the shit out of me.
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July 23, 2009 on This Red Band Clip From Saw VI Is Everything That Is Wrong WIth The Saw Franchise
I was just about to comment on that. Gwyneth Paltrow is what Katherine Heigl dreams are made of.
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July 23, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Katherine Heigl
BLLAAAHHH, I hate method acting. Method acting is like that weird douche you're kind-of-but-not-really friends with who mixes up all of the grossest shit in the lunchroom and asks everyone of they want to bet that he can't drink it all. No one asks you to do it and it's completely unneccesary and you just look like an idoit doing it.
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July 14, 2009 on Christian Bale Probably Wishing He’d Saved That Melt Down For Now
If famous people want their privacy, they should probably stop asking to have sex on the dance floor.
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June 25, 2009 on Is This What All 50 Cent Videos Are Like?
SPOILER ALERT!!!! Sebatian spends all of Grandfather Alden's money on wining and dining his latest conquests. He later contracts several STDs and despite Dr. Moore's best efforts, succumbs to his illnesses.
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June 24, 2009 on NYC Prep: Get Off My TV Lawn
I'm only voting you up for your icon. Also, in response to everyone hinting that Perez Hilton should have expected what he got (he's a plague, I agree), please read this article, it's actually pretty good. http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thehumancondition/archive/2009/06/23/john-mayer-perez-hilton-and-the-politics-of-victim-blaming.aspx
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June 23, 2009 on Kelly Clarkson Is The Hero Of The World