Dr. Crentist

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"Don't worry about it" - Tommy Wiseau's tombstone
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December 10, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Apologies for dropping the 'are' and not getting rid of the "create cool profile comments".
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December 10, 2009 on The Sex And The City 2 Poster Is A Piece Of Crap
1) So excited that Gabe posted something I sent him 2) I think the sunglasses less of a terrible Photoshop job and more of an okay Blingee creation Even I can do it! SATC2OMGXOXOGOSSIPGIRL
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December 10, 2009 on The Sex And The City 2 Poster Is A Piece Of Crap
WHAT? Another Walla Walla Monster? I think I know who this is. Because small towns.
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December 2, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
* took me
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November 20, 2009 on It is Time To Vote In The 2009 Gummy Awards!
OH.MY.GOD. I can't believe it me this long to realize that I know the guy who agreed to produce Jeff Dunham's wines. Can I still be friends with him knowing this exists?
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November 20, 2009 on It is Time To Vote In The 2009 Gummy Awards!
I feel like last week you were too harsh on Taylor Swift and this week you're too forgiving for January Jones' lazy job.
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November 16, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: January Johnoes!
No matter how catchy her songs are, I'll never be able to get past the fact that she is best friends with Perez Hilton. How has that black hole not sucked her in yet?
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November 11, 2009 on You Win, Lady Gaga
Oh sorry honey, I know you like your privacy when your making your little tapes in the basement, but I just had to make you this cup of lemon tea with honey. And here's a few Ricola. You're doing so well!
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November 2, 2009 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Five
I upvoted you just because of your amazing Toby icon. While on the topic of Degrassi, I would axe Emma Nelson. She would succumb to her anorexia, gonorrhea-by-way-of-blow-job-in-the-ravine, and pot brownies.
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October 15, 2009 on Who Should Die On TV?
Louis C.K. has been a great addition to P&R, his scenes with Amy Poehler have been great and I love his overly pragmatic personality. His date with Leslie even allowed for Rashida Jones to have a great scene. Normally I don't like her, but I Lots of Laffed at their practice date.
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October 9, 2009 on Jim And Pam Got Married! And Thursday Night TV Open Thread!
Carrot Top look like an Adonis made of wax whose face got too close to a flame. The melted look, like Fergie!
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September 11, 2009 on America Needs To Stop With This Carrot Top Bashing
Oh Kristen Bell, how far you have fallen from your days on Veronica Mars. Couples Retreat, now this? And oh shit! 3OH!3 (who taught me not to trust a hoe) and Katy Perry are doing a collaboration? "Hello bullet" "Hello brain"
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August 17, 2009 on This Is Your Movie Trailer: When In Rome
Check out Junebug for a very un-one-note performance by Amy Adams.
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August 17, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Julie & Julia Vs. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Loved Julie & Julie. Lots of Laffs. "Oh, hot, hot, like a stiff cock!" Couldn't help but laugh. Did anyone else think Meryl Streep sounded a bit like Mrs. Featherbottom?
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August 17, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Julie & Julia Vs. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Also, did anyone else want to shoot themselves in the head during the "Couples Retreat" trailer?
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August 3, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People
I'm not going to be critical because it seems like everyone has covered a lot of ground re: this movie's strengths and weaknesses. I give.... Structure and pacing: 5 LAFFS: 8 Narrative: 6 Riskiness: 8 Overall: Apatow gets a 7 from me.
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August 3, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People
He's referencing the joke George makes at his "You're Not Gonna Die!" party. The joke about Jewish people hating to be in lists.
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August 3, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People
There should probably be a Gwabe photoshop contest.
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July 31, 2009 on Gwyneth Paltrow Narrowly Wrests Her Title Of “The Worst” Back From Katherine Heigl