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I think he was going to try to buy a vowel.

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July 8, 2011 on Today We Are All Jeopardy! Neil

Also “spurt.”

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February 4, 2011 on This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker

From the comments I surmise this was supposed to be a video link, but all I see is Brenda Walsh giving me a dirty look. Fuck you too Brenda.

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December 21, 2010 on Merry Christmas From 90210

“There are some of us who do not think it is being a Moral Scold to simply suggest that the world could do with a little less sadness/horror/nightmare porno. Things are hard enough out here. They are scary and confusing enough.”

This is the exact reason I’ve refused to listen to or watch the video for “Whip My Hair.”

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December 15, 2010 on An Open Letter To The Clay Duke Surveillance Tape

A couple of times a year Blue Bell puts out a flavor called “Dos Amigos.” It’s 50% Mexican chocolate, 50% Mexican vanilla, 100% DELICIOUS.

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December 15, 2010 on A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion

On the upside she’ll be an RA at Oral Roberts University so she won’t be bothering thinking people with her rants.

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December 15, 2010 on A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion

Am I imagining things or was Bobby Brown one of the backup singers?

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December 15, 2010 on Ultimate John Cena Fan Video

This is how I feel about Nicolas Cage. He’s such a buffoon and cranks out terrible movie after terrible movie, but he’s also H.I. McDunnough.

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December 14, 2010 on Gwyneth Paltrow Honored With Star On Hollywood Walk Of Fame For Some Reason

Coincidentally, Carrot Top is scheduled to perform my c-section in a couple of weeks, and Robin Williams has impetigo.

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December 13, 2010 on Chris Rock Delivers A Baby And Jon Lovitz Has Psoriasis

Judy Tenuta helped me pick out a new sink at Home Depot yesterday.

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December 13, 2010 on Chris Rock Delivers A Baby And Jon Lovitz Has Psoriasis

I didn’t say there is no such thing as a good jazz song (I actually like jazz..) I’m talking about jazzed-up versions of non-jazz songs, my particular pet peeve being jazzy Christmas songs.

All the downvotes in the world will not me back down on this point.

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December 10, 2010 on A Question About The Tourist

Why do the movie industry powers-that-be keep letting Angelina Jolie do accents???? Who is telling her she’s good at accents? I’m going to fix this.

Dear Angelina Jolie,
You are very bad at doing accents. Please stop.

Thank you,
Everyone

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December 10, 2010 on A Question About The Tourist

Personally I find celebrity voices in animated movies to be too distracting and it’s a huge pet peeve of mine. I’d rather have no-name actors create unique voices for the characters than have to listen to 90 minutes of Angelina Jolie being a sexy fish.

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December 10, 2010 on A Question About The Tourist

There is no such thing as a good jazz version of any song.

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December 10, 2010 on A Question About The Tourist

It’s nice of the AT&T store to let John film these videos on his breaktime. TMobile wouldn’t let him and Cricket just doesn’t have the space.

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December 9, 2010 on Double Dream Hands!

Awww, I didn’t mean to complain. This was excellent and looks like a lot of work. I don’t comment enough around here, and when I do it’s usually just about my cats, so I shouldn’t expect my avatar to show up in the VGum Hall of Fame photo. Keep up the funnies, PStSoap!

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December 8, 2010 on Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere

I’m not there either. I’ll be over here crying into my kibble. :(

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December 8, 2010 on Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere

Whatevs. You should see my cat do the lambada.

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December 8, 2010 on Good Dog, Salsa Dog

But he’s only in it for about 5 minutes total. Also, John Lithgow is listed 3rd (I think) in the credits, but he’s in the movie for only about 10 seconds and then the scene awkwardly cuts away right after he says, “But I just got here!” I know, John. You did just get there.

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December 7, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Jingle All The Way

I know we’re doing awful holiday movies right now, but I would like to submit an early nomination for the next round of regular WMOAT- Leap Year. Holy hell is this movie awful. It includes every stupid RomCom cliche you can think of, and the 2 main characters are the most miserable, unlikeable characters to ever grace my TV screen (and I’ve seen every episode of True Blood.)

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December 6, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Jingle All The Way