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I'm so bummed right now. My workday is going to suck so hard now. Scott, please don't let this site disappear! It's bloated corpse should be forever splayed across this weird system of tubes we call the world wide web so we can show future generations that the internet was not always a repository for human garbage monsters in digital form. There was a paradise once, where people were not judged by the color of their skin, or the size of their bank accounts, but rather by the content of their comments. We knew it wouldn't last forever, and we'll cherish the time we were able to enjoy the internet utopia that is and was Videogum. Videogum is dead. Long live Videogum.
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
Thank you for everything, Videogum! Thank you monsters! I will miss you all! In closing, let me echo the words of the immotal Da Cake Eatur, who so famously dared to ask "Is you relly a sqwerl?"
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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys
I still have nightmares about my cake body being cut into by Tom Petty dressed in a Victorian era suit!
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February 6, 2014 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty
This news makes me super-duper sad, you guys. I have been enjoying this community since 2008, and have never seen its equal in all of interweb country. While I don't comment as often as i once did, I never stopped visiting or appreciating the level of intelligence and comedy produced by the editors and commenters alike. Videogum is responsible for countless hours of enjoyment for me in what would otherwise be dreary and boring days at my desk. Thank you Scott, thank you Gabe, thank you Lindsay, and thank you Kelly. I really hope this thread is not a eulogy, but more like a Family Ties clip show, like when someone is in the hospital for something and the family is reminiscing in the waiting room. Lets all pray that Jennifer get her appendix out in time, and that Scott can make Videogum 2.0 happen!
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
I knew it was only a matter of time before my avatar became relevant again!
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July 26, 2013 on Updating The Butterfly Effect For A Modern Audience
"The WHOO-RAH, the WHOO-RAH!" - Al "Col. Kurtz" Pacino
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June 5, 2013 on What If Al Pacino Had All Of The Roles?
That is why they took away my badge and red pen, catweazle. As you can see, I is lost now?
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May 30, 2013 on They Should Remake Over The Top
I'm actually on suspension for semi-colon abuse, so I have tread lightly at this time.
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May 30, 2013 on They Should Remake Over The Top
Love the idea, Gabe. You definitely flipped your cap around for this one. I just have one problem: you used the phrase "centered around". Not to be the grammar police, but the center can never be around anything else, that's why it is the center. I'm sure you meant to use "centered on" or "revolves around" and accidentally smooshed them together. Sorry to bring this up, but it is one of my biggest pet peeves. Thanks for allowing me to be insufferable for a moment. Carry on with the sillies everybody!
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May 30, 2013 on They Should Remake Over The Top
Is that Ice-T sitting next Leo? Did the "Pussy Posse" (gross) step their game up by adding an actual pimp?
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April 26, 2013 on Leonardo DiCaprio Is Already Out There Enjoying His Weekend
"The internet is a series of toobz" - Ian Somerhalder
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April 23, 2013 on What Is Ian Somerhalder Talking About?
That rug looks like it would be a nightmare to clean. I do not envy whoever has that job. I mean really, there is no way that is going to stay as plush and white as it looks. Beautiful rug, but absolutely no practical value there. Seriously, who buys a rug like that? Also pictured: Robert Downey Jr.
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April 16, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Robert Downey Jr. Uh What?
Before Night Falls An Hour Later
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March 11, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Daylight Savings Time Movies
Exactly! It's what I like to call the "Gabe/Kelly dynamic".
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February 11, 2013 on House Of Cards Is So Great And Bloggers Are So Ridiculous
My day was made by the guy who tweeted "stupid is as stupid does" to Chet Haze. It was maybe the most (and only) appropriate use of that phrase in history.
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February 6, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Sorry R-Patts, the next Bond is obviously going to be Bondedict Comberbond.
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January 24, 2013 on Could Robert Pattinson Be The Next James Bond?!
I love the marketing angle of "I made two horrible t-shirts, please buy them or my family will die". I can't wait for their Christmas release of "Sheenboard Cat" / "Keyboard Charlie" shirts.
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November 21, 2012 on Buy A Che Leno Shirt For The Whole Family
Casual accusations of child molestation directed at people who marry children embiggen even the smallest child molesters.
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October 18, 2012 on Courtney Stodden’s 52-Year-Old Husband Defines “Child Molester”
I think he went to Keith Harring High School...
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September 5, 2012 on Aaron Paul’s Yearbook Photo
I'm still waiting to find out what the worst movie of all time is GABE!
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August 2, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Vertigo, NOT Citizen Kane, Named Best Film In Sight & Sound Poll
Is that "Neighbors" show ever going to come out?
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August 1, 2012 on Do You Have A Question For Tommy Wiseau?
Lizzy Caplan dating Matthew Perry is an abomination of nature.
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July 17, 2012 on Q: Which Famous Person Needs To Just Come Out Already? (A: None Of The Above.)
LMFAO - "Hey, how's it going?" Hamm - "Yeah, thanks."
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May 8, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Jon Hamm Meets LMFAO
Yes. Usually you just send an intern to do it, though.
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April 24, 2012 on Wait, Did We Talk About Veep Yet?