Comments from Dumbelina

Off topic but on topic?: If David Byrne were standing right next to me, I would whimper and try to keep it as inaudible as possible. If he TOUCHED ME? I would DIE. And then I would ask him which laws he considers his favorites, because that's been bugging me for a while.
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November 4, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Except now mine's mysteriously working, making me look like a hypocrite.
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July 2, 2009 on Happy Birthday, The United States
No! Don't go! He's blocked us all...as punishment...for something.
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July 2, 2009 on Happy Birthday, The United States
This piece of gum is heaven.
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June 29, 2009 on Ted Danson Was The Original Pick-Up Artist
When I see this, I'm going to shout out all of the tv roles I recognize these people from ("A.D.A. Alexandra Cabot!") I can't help it. I have Hey! It's That Guy Tourettes.
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June 29, 2009 on Ricky Gervais Makes Liar Liar But For Comedy Nerds
Guilty...guilty of living in SF. But my plans fell through and I had to sit this screening out. Hope it was fun.
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June 28, 2009 on That’s It, I’m Retiring After Today
I'm not good with anything emotional and I use humor to distance myself from emotions (Psych 101) so I was going to make a joke about how you have more time now to scout out Will & Grace locations, but I think variants thereof have probably already been made. So instead I'll just say thanks for the memories.
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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!
I'm going to see The Room this weekend in tribute to Lindsay. Who's with me?
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June 26, 2009 on That’s It, I’m Retiring After Today
Wait, you guys, are we 100% sure this isn't just more viral marketing for Funny People?
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June 24, 2009 on America Begged For More Jenna Elfman, And This Is What America Is Getting
Science be damned, I say that Sly & The Family Stone is the best one because of the way they synched it up. 0:28 is hilarious.
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June 23, 2009 on The Ultimate Argument Settler: The Top 5 Peanuts Dance Party Mashups
According to the magazines that I may or may not have read, Kate has been identified (I believe by her sister) as a fame-whore whose ultimate goal was to be the focus of media attention. While Kate's sister might herself be a fame whore and consequently only have said that to attract media attention to herself, it still doesn't ring untrue. When it comes to the Duggars (from "18 Kids and Counting"), I wholeheartedly believe that they signed the TLC contract in order to provide for their family. I can't say the same for Jon & Kate.
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June 23, 2009 on So, Is America Done With Jon & Kate Now? Please?
Oh hey, hadn't seen your girlfriend in a while. How's she doing?
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June 22, 2009 on World’s Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic
0:56-1:00 The front guy's imaginary dick turns into an imaginary elephant's trunk. Do the Snuffie!
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June 19, 2009 on Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit
EntireTy. I feel like every post I've made this week has some sort of error in it. Blee blah.
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June 18, 2009 on Not Even Rifftrax Can Do Justice To The Room
Was that lame drum fill really necessary? Really?
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June 18, 2009 on Piano-Playing Otter Is Just An Otter-Treat Prostitute
Not mentioned in the interview, but the Pre-Taped Call in Show was always one of my favorites. They really excelled at mise en abyme and meta sketches.
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June 18, 2009 on Bob And David Remind Us Again Of How Uncool TV Executives Are
I'm glad that: 1. I never ride in cars 2. I'm not friends with jackasses. 3. I will never have to endure riding in a car with a jackass who owns this. Syllogism!
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June 18, 2009 on Homer Simpson Want You To Go To There
Aww, I think it's funny. But my love for Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy is ancient. And I haven't seen The Room in its entirely yet, so we're still in the awkward getting-to-know-you phase (though I'm hoping this will change when I finally get to a screening on June 27th).
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June 18, 2009 on Not Even Rifftrax Can Do Justice To The Room
I meh this song, in an ironic way, in an unironic way, in every way possible. I can't even bring myself to hate it. Can we get some Afternoon Delight instead?
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June 18, 2009 on You Guys, The Ellen Page “Don’t Stop Believin'” Video Is Supposed To Be Terrible