ediblemole

Comments from ediblemole

and as it is Statham, so also as Statham is it unto you.
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May 29, 2013 on Stathamprints In The Sand
"Orb is horse"
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May 15, 2013 on Ahmed Angel Is Planet
Some just hit the wall harder than others.
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April 12, 2013 on Checking In On Sports
Real sports talk: Watching Roy Halladay pitch now makes me sad. The 2013 version is a shell... watching him pitch up through 2011 used to be thrilling -- fastballs with life, explosion. Going 9 innings, striking out 7 or 8. There is no there there anymore.
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April 12, 2013 on Checking In On Sports
But when she said, "I'm lying," she was telling the truth. The mind reels!
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April 9, 2013 on What Else Is Kim Kardashian Lying About?!?!
I remember the second one coming out and my sister and I (who were both weekly viewers of the show on Sundays and Fridays and where ever else FOX happened to shove the series during its long run) being very excited about it, but I was going to be out of town for opening weekend -- so we planned on seeing it when I got back. By the time I got back it was playing in one theater in Jersey that neither of us really wanted to go to... but we said if it was no where else the next week we'd make the journey. The next week it was gone. Not playing within 50 miles of us. Basically - I'm not sure any amount of letters is going to get a third X-FIles movie made. Maybe a Kickstarter? Kickstarters seem to really work well when pushed by nostalgia. Just ask Double Fine.
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March 1, 2013 on David Duchovny Wants You To Demand A Third X-Files Movie
Jennifer Lawrence's red carpet emotions render your argument invalid: http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzAyLzI1LzMxL0plbm5pZmVyTGF3LjAwODk4LmpwZw/1380a229/6f3/Jennifer-Lawrence-Oscars-Faces.jpg
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February 25, 2013 on It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck
I sadly have TV, not HBO (still a relevant joke, I'm sure)... but I will watch the fuck out of this when it makes it to DVD. (It's not TV, its DVD -- nailed it!)
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February 25, 2013 on Counterpoint: It Is Time To Admit That Game Of Thrones Is Inherently Great
I have the same issue with this controversy. The name of the meme comes from the name of the song, which I assume is an appropriation of the name of this dance... There are so many levels to the accidental appropriation, that I'm not sure that it can be called an appropriation of black culture -- it seems to be instead an accidental muddying of the term "Harlem Shake" that might eclipse a piece of black culture. Which, while sad, is not the same to me as say re-recording gospel, rock, and blues music with white performers to sell to the mass market.
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February 22, 2013 on How To Do The Actual Harlem Shake
I feel a little better that the above Patrick Stewart picture does not contain a photo of his real hair. By the time he made I, Claudius he was totally bald. Totally bald by 20, according to him.
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January 24, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
This might be a sort-of spiritual sequel to Punisher: War Zone. The dad is just inspired by that weird time in the 90s or 2000s when Frank Castle was an avenging angel, sent by heaven to punish sinners. Except that the rights lapsed, and somewhere along the line the screenplay was reworked until it was barely recognizable as the third part of the Punisher trilogy.
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January 22, 2013 on Support Our The Movie Lifted
The fact that Ebert ONLY gave it two tweets... we're talking a fraction of a percentage point of his daily tweet total. It says a lot about the low quality of this movie.
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January 22, 2013 on Support Our The Movie Lifted
"Pah-lbumen" - Mark Wahlbegg
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January 22, 2013 on Things That Would Be More Surprising To See Come Out Of An Egg
A Cadbury Creme Egg
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January 22, 2013 on Things That Would Be More Surprising To See Come Out Of An Egg
Very good, but it needed more Linda. Also -- what happened to Bob? Did I miss what actually happened to Bob?
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January 18, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Kirk was the perfectionist barista last season with the coffee shop that had the line that lasted forever. Now all we need is MORE Kirk.
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January 18, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Spring Breakers Trailer
Maybe they meant The Last Exorcism as in, that previous exorcism.... "the last exorcism we had definitely wasn't the last one, because here we go again."
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January 11, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Maybe that's where everyone is today... floating away into pillow planking serenity.
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December 17, 2012 on Making Pillow Bin Planking Hot In 2013
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m250qjgpUk1qdv2s8o1_500.gif
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November 30, 2012 on Down For The Weekend
Is that the one with the guy from Ed playing Santa, guest starring your favorite NFL Quarterbacks?
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November 20, 2012 on Trust No One