Comments from Edith

Sorry--I guess that's not quite fair, since this is just Tim. Anyway. I think this is my first trollish "it sucked" comment I've ever left. Nice. Ugh.
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April 6, 2010 on “I Want My Nails Removed”
Yeah, T&E have been mailing it in recently from a really unpleasant place.
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April 6, 2010 on “I Want My Nails Removed”
This guy is a TREASURE. Oh, my GOD! This GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 11, 2009 on No Comment
THANK YOU SO MUCH, AMIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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October 29, 2009 on The Very Best Pumpkin Head Halloween Dance Of All Time In The World
Trying to convince the person after me in line for the bathroom that I don't have a secret penis, it's just that there's no need to put the lid down if I'm just going to hover over the seat anyway, since it's a public bathroom and all. Nope, no secret penises in here!
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October 9, 2009 on Rush Limbaugh Calls Winning A Nobel Peace Prize An Embarrassment?
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October 8, 2009 on America’s Next Top Model S13E05: Menage À Barf
HAHAHAHA Gimme Summa Cumma from Quizno's University Perfect. Thank you!
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October 1, 2009 on America’s Next Top Model S13E04: Tyra Snaps Short Bitches
No? Not related to a book they'd been reading? Huh. Well, what about I Know Why the Caged Bird Got Pee in its Mouth?
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September 21, 2009 on Teacher Asks Her Students To Write Important Essay On Sibling Golden Showers
Great job, Julie! Also, Muppet Babies is dead on. Next episode there should be some adult figure who's only shown from the knees down, shepherding everyone to the club.
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September 9, 2009 on Melrose Place: The Ghost in the Pool
And then there's the alien from Signs.
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July 17, 2009 on A History Of The Floppy Sack Mask, America’s Scariest Mask
True! And well put. Reminds me of this nightmare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXnDAPOxIKw
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July 9, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Disneyland Wedding Proposal Guy
Well obviously this video is wince-worthy if you're not really into musical theater and showy, uncomfortable proposals involving a cast of middle-aged women in artifice-heavy places associated with children, but I guess there's something special and magical about proposals for me, awww, so I think twice before calling people gay just because they're prancing and singing. A lot of people prance and sing! That said, there's probably a 60% chance this is fake.
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July 9, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Disneyland Wedding Proposal Guy
You know what? You all are jerks. If these people are in love and this is what they like to do, and this is how they do it, then good for them. It takes all kinds! Congratulations John and Erika!
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July 9, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Disneyland Wedding Proposal Guy
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July 8, 2009 on The Orphan Poster Needs More Taglines!
The one on the right looks more like a penis to me. Snow white and covered with crunchies.
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June 30, 2009 on There Is Always Real Life Money In The Real Life Banana Stand
Lindsay, you are a tremendously talented writer, and I have no doubt that SO MANY great things lie in store for you. Duh! You are The Best! You are The Best!
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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!
Fartmaster Crumpenstein
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June 11, 2009 on What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name?