Comments from edithwrong

Almost as cool as when my entirely white rural high school English class read Raisin in the Sun out loud to each other. In "accents".
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December 15, 2010 on #homealone
Bark-secs?
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December 15, 2010 on Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes
You never heard of Birdie?... She's the dog who made the Mailman run in less than twelve doggie-secs.
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December 15, 2010 on Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes
All kibble and no walk makes Birdie poo on the floor.
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December 15, 2010 on Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes
topknog
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December 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies
Egg Egg Nog Nog starring Robert Downey Eggnog.
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December 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies
You Must Hate Dogs (starring John Woofsack).
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December 8, 2010 on Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere
I was worried about anonymity a little bit, but then I realized my avatar was a picture of my face. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfARrW-VP0A
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December 8, 2010 on Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere
That's your mom's boyfriend: Steve Winwood
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November 16, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Dude Gets Ponytail Caught In Weight Machine
Steve Winwood, sometimes I'm suspicious that you're my dad.
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November 16, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Dude Gets Ponytail Caught In Weight Machine
This is exactly how Carrie must have felt when Burger wrote that scrunchy into his novel.
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November 16, 2010 on Teen Korner: The Teenager’s Guide To Successful Babysitting
These comments have made me realize, as nothing else has, that our world is changing and diversifying. Everybody's childhood babysitters had names like Amy, and Eileen and Laurie. The teens who sit on my babies are going to be named things like Trystanda, Orangello, Ludacristina or Bella. And I love that, not just because I love America, but because it will make my kids feel like every day with the sitter is a bonkers fantasy adventure.
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November 16, 2010 on Teen Korner: The Teenager’s Guide To Successful Babysitting
Forty points from Gryffindor for being fake and a squib.
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November 15, 2010 on World’s Biggest Harry Potter Fan
I tried to make a TGIF comment in class today, because I strive to seem like a normal casual human, and my mild mannered professor got so angry that she told me if I didn't want to put in the effort to learn I shouldn't be in the class and then she added "REALLY" just so I knew she wasn't tossing around cliches haphazardly. She then yelled out a speech about her integrity and stormed out of class early. This would be bad enough if not for the fact that I'm only studying at this university because it was what my English professor grandfather wanted out of me and he died two weeks ago leaving me to consider if this is where I really belong. All I said was "this is too much for Friday afternoon". The point is, this afternoon is a bizarro world where all of the dancing .gifs are like daggers in my heart and even copulating horses are a welcome distraction.
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November 12, 2010 on Whoops, Horse In The Car!
Yeah the steps are important. Stay on beat and aim carefully. But most importantly, and listen closely: NEVER stop holding hands.
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November 12, 2010 on The Best Day Of Her Life, Indeed
"You're lucky Comet. Dogs don't have to wear bathing suits."
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November 9, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Tanner Family Reunion
"The original title of this was 'A Lively Fisting' but it was changed for obvious reasons." -Leslie Knorp
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November 9, 2010 on Funny Bootleg DVD Covers Are Funny
It's weird that his bathroom mirror is also his rear view mirror.
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November 8, 2010 on The New David Brent/Michael Scott Reminds Us To Fight/Sell
He doesn't follow me even though 98% of my tweets are #matthewlillard.
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November 5, 2010 on Scream 4 Trailer, You Guys