Comments from egg

I have caught the last 2 to 5 minutes of this show a few weeks in a row now, and have cried every time. So.
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October 24, 2012 on Checking In With Parenthood’s Fourth Season
SO much of what you felt about this movie experience is what I felt. It helps that I saw it in the same theater and had the same feelings about that, but I also thought it was so charming and adorable, and I love Mark Duplass and everything that he does, and Aubrey Plaza was so nicely not April, and yeah there was a lot of suspending of disbelief but I think that is what made it so wonderful. I left the theater and immediately told everyone I knew that they needed to see it.
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July 3, 2012 on You Should Probably Go See Safety Not Guaranteed ASAP
"Surf the train and you could be wiped out - forever." - The MTA
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October 11, 2011 on Please Stop Riding Outside Of Subway Cars!
Nick Kroll's impression of a McDonalds employee explaining what kind of fish is in a filet-o-fish. (spoiler alert: square fish).
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October 7, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: The League: The Complete First Season
To infinity and beyond indeed...
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October 6, 2011 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Steve Jobs
She once told a client that a woman who wants to order her own meal in a restaurant isn't a woman you would want to marry. Because she would have opinions. So yeah, I'm surprised by the surprise.
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September 27, 2011 on Whoever Patti Stanger Is, She Needs To Rest Her Case
This. I two people doing this. Except they were having a contest to see who could put the rat further into their mouths, so there was a lot of gagging involved.
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March 9, 2011 on New York, I Love You, But You’re Grossing Me Out
Lets all notice that "Daily Commute" is what NY is worst at.
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February 9, 2011 on Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis With Tila Tequila And Jennifer Aniston
I can't even explain how much I LOVE that he was fired because he decided to be fat.
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January 17, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones
I have always refused to see this film on the same grounds that I refuse to see Spanglish.
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October 11, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Pursuit Of Happyness
"It sounds conceptually funny." -Keanu Reeves responding to his own internet meme in the most pretentious of ways.
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October 5, 2010 on Lego Sad Keanu
I like when he says the one thing in the movie that is supposed to make you dislike him and it is the most obvious thing that is supposed to make you not like him which is "wow, he can't even control his own girlfriend" (or something to that effect). And then we are like "wait, if we are supposed to not like him for saying that, why would would like any of the other characters based on any of the things they said in the whole movie?" and it is ruined. Just kidding it was already ruined.
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October 5, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Bride Wars
He co-wrote the song that brought Ke$ha into the national conscious, Flo Rida's "Right Round." So good instincts.
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October 4, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Bryan Cranston And Kanye West
I have been watching The West Wing to hype myself up for The Social Network, and this is really killing my government-employees-are-so-inspiring-and-passionate-about-making-the-country-a-better-place buzz.
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September 29, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell
I agree with most of the things that you are saying and was for sure being sarcastic. I guess I should have used quotes when saying "liberal media" to be absolutely clear that I think saying "liberal media" is akin to saying "I have no responsibility to know any facts." I guess also to be clear, I should say that I do not think that having anything to do with Dancing with the Stars qualifies you for anything. Ever.
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September 29, 2010 on North Carolina Republican Candidate Renee Elmers’s Campaign Sponsored By Brawndo
it makes me want to explode with anger when I see things like this, and then it makes me want to cry when I know that LOTS OF PEOPLE WILL STILL VOTE FOR HER. But to be fair, those people probably wouldn't watch liberal media like CNN in a million years. Unfortunately...they do watch Dancing with the Stars, and praising your daughter's dancing certainly qualifies you to be president!
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September 29, 2010 on North Carolina Republican Candidate Renee Elmers’s Campaign Sponsored By Brawndo
You are right! Now that Michael Jackson is dead, it is no longer weird to watch a five-year-old grab his crotch.
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September 22, 2010 on Kids Dance Like Hot Fire To Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” The Darndest Things
I'm worried Keri Russell is not nearly funny enough for this show. Also she is a bad mom?
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September 22, 2010 on Running Wilde Is A New TV Show
I have never ever commented here before. But, now I am here to say that I just moved to Brooklyn and I WILL be there tomorrow. Can't wait.
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September 9, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?