El Zilcho

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Some Doctor Who fan is going to be disappointed when he gets home with his Cyber Man costume, and it isn’t an evil robot.

Also, it looks like Green Man has more competition now, from Green Guy.

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October 28, 2009 on The 15 Funniest Knockoff Halloween Costumes

“*grunting*” – Tim Allen

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June 18, 2009 on NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase

Aw, I still kind of like the Doors, but not as much as I used to. Still, this sounds like it could be a lost Doors tune. A lot of Al’s style parodies hit the mark so well, that you can almost think they’re by the original artist.

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June 17, 2009 on Weird Al Don’t Ever Die

YouTube might do it quicker, but Al still does it best. This parody is pitch-perfect.

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June 17, 2009 on Weird Al Don’t Ever Die

That commercial reminds me of Bijou seductively eating a slice of pizza on 30 Rock last night.

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March 27, 2009 on Padma Lakshmi Wants To Do It With A Hardee’s Sandwich

Aw, I’m disappointed. I was expecting this article to be about Joaquin Phoenix launching his rap career on SNL.

Still Phoenix is good.

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March 26, 2009 on Phoenix Booked For SNL Next Week

This is the first time I’ve seen someone call Crank bad. Crank is a giant explosion of fun.

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March 20, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Like Walking In Sand Made Of Tears, Tear Sand

I’ve never seen somebody wear that much denim.

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March 12, 2009 on Kanye Does That Thing He Does That Resembles Singing On American Idol

Yep, I second the nomination for Jones. It’d be an inspirational story. A young inner-city kid falls into the gang life, but manages to get out when he buys a warehouse for a dollar.

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March 12, 2009 on The Ultimate Argument Settler: 8 Local Commercials That Should Be Turned Into Movies

Tyler Perry’s Madea Eats Some Good BBQ

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March 12, 2009 on The Ultimate Argument Settler: 8 Local Commercials That Should Be Turned Into Movies

People are going to call the phone sex line because they aren’t paying attention, and assuming they’re all sequential. PAY ATTENTION MIDDLE AMERICA! Otherwise you have to talk to nasty girls.

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March 10, 2009 on Oh Phew, The American Idol Non-Emergency Is Over

O.J. was amazing… at football. But being good at running behind a stellar offensive line doesn’t give a person a lifetime pass.

Kanye, you crazy.

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February 27, 2009 on Thom Yorke, Chris Brown, O.J. Comments Cut From Kanye Storytellers

It’s also for people who lose their houses after the economy fails and have to live in their cars.

“The Stinger – Almost as much a condo as a car!”

Sad.

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February 24, 2009 on Remember When The Future Was Going To Be About Using Tools On The Beach?

He should be a nightly desk-presence. Leno was lacking someone in the Ed McMahon role.

Hey, what’s Ed McMahon doing nowadays, other than melting gold? Conan should get him.

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February 24, 2009 on Andy Richter Announces The Universe

Of course he’ll consider it a win. I’m sure he’ll say something to the effect of “you can’t doubt the power of the DaColbert Code.”

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February 23, 2009 on Prediction: We Know What Stephen Colbert Is Going To Gloat About Tonight

He’s the worst comedian. The worst one. I couldn’t believe it when that Slate article actually seemed to like him. Unbelievable. Slate likes the worst.

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February 20, 2009 on You Continue To Only Hurt Yourself, America

If you watch Pulp Fiction backwards it’s a series of interweaving vignette’s that begins and ends in a diner.

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February 20, 2009 on Best New Party Game

Closer to 3 months, but yeah. I’m sure there’s prep work that has to be done. And Conan’s been working hard, he deserves a break.

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February 20, 2009 on Why Is Everyone Acting Like Conan O’Brien Died?

Playing Robin really worked out well for Chris O’Donnell, didn’t it?

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February 18, 2009 on No Eric Nies, You Were Not Almost Batman

I’d go see The Room, but New York isn’t New Hampshire.

We need a Room screening in New Hampshire, is what I’m saying.

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February 17, 2009 on The Room Is Coming To New York For One Night Only