El Zilcho

Comments from El Zilcho

Some Doctor Who fan is going to be disappointed when he gets home with his Cyber Man costume, and it isn't an evil robot. Also, it looks like Green Man has more competition now, from Green Guy.
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October 28, 2009 on The 15 Funniest Knockoff Halloween Costumes
"*grunting*" - Tim Allen
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June 18, 2009 on NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase
Aw, I still kind of like the Doors, but not as much as I used to. Still, this sounds like it could be a lost Doors tune. A lot of Al's style parodies hit the mark so well, that you can almost think they're by the original artist.
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June 17, 2009 on Weird Al Don’t Ever Die
YouTube might do it quicker, but Al still does it best. This parody is pitch-perfect.
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June 17, 2009 on Weird Al Don’t Ever Die
That commercial reminds me of Bijou seductively eating a slice of pizza on 30 Rock last night.
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March 27, 2009 on Padma Lakshmi Wants To Do It With A Hardee’s Sandwich
Aw, I'm disappointed. I was expecting this article to be about Joaquin Phoenix launching his rap career on SNL. Still Phoenix is good.
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March 26, 2009 on Phoenix Booked For SNL Next Week
This is the first time I've seen someone call Crank bad. Crank is a giant explosion of fun.
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March 20, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Like Walking In Sand Made Of Tears, Tear Sand
I've never seen somebody wear that much denim.
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March 12, 2009 on Kanye Does That Thing He Does That Resembles Singing On American Idol
Yep, I second the nomination for Jones. It'd be an inspirational story. A young inner-city kid falls into the gang life, but manages to get out when he buys a warehouse for a dollar.
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March 12, 2009 on The Ultimate Argument Settler: 8 Local Commercials That Should Be Turned Into Movies
People are going to call the phone sex line because they aren't paying attention, and assuming they're all sequential. PAY ATTENTION MIDDLE AMERICA! Otherwise you have to talk to nasty girls.
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March 10, 2009 on Oh Phew, The American Idol Non-Emergency Is Over
O.J. was amazing... at football. But being good at running behind a stellar offensive line doesn't give a person a lifetime pass. Kanye, you crazy.
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February 27, 2009 on Thom Yorke, Chris Brown, O.J. Comments Cut From Kanye Storytellers
It's also for people who lose their houses after the economy fails and have to live in their cars. "The Stinger - Almost as much a condo as a car!" Sad.
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February 24, 2009 on Remember When The Future Was Going To Be About Using Tools On The Beach?
He should be a nightly desk-presence. Leno was lacking someone in the Ed McMahon role. Hey, what's Ed McMahon doing nowadays, other than melting gold? Conan should get him.
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February 24, 2009 on Andy Richter Announces The Universe
Of course he'll consider it a win. I'm sure he'll say something to the effect of "you can't doubt the power of the DaColbert Code."
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February 23, 2009 on Prediction: We Know What Stephen Colbert Is Going To Gloat About Tonight
He's the worst comedian. The worst one. I couldn't believe it when that Slate article actually seemed to like him. Unbelievable. Slate likes the worst.
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February 20, 2009 on You Continue To Only Hurt Yourself, America
If you watch Pulp Fiction backwards it's a series of interweaving vignette's that begins and ends in a diner.
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February 20, 2009 on Best New Party Game
Closer to 3 months, but yeah. I'm sure there's prep work that has to be done. And Conan's been working hard, he deserves a break.
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February 20, 2009 on Why Is Everyone Acting Like Conan O’Brien Died?
Playing Robin really worked out well for Chris O'Donnell, didn't it?
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February 18, 2009 on No Eric Nies, You Were Not Almost Batman
I'd go see The Room, but New York isn't New Hampshire. We need a Room screening in New Hampshire, is what I'm saying.
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February 17, 2009 on The Room Is Coming To New York For One Night Only
I'm still waiting for the laughs I was promised from the first Waiting.
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February 17, 2009 on They Made A Sequel To Waiting Called Still Waiting. For Real.
These two better watch their backs. Ron Popeil is gonna come down and out-pitch both their asses.
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February 11, 2009 on The Billy Mays Versus Vince Offer Feud Is Going To Tear The Infomercial Community Apart
No, she gave you USEFUL, TIME-SAVING TIPS on how to wash silverware. You should thank her, now you can wash your spoons twice as fast.
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February 9, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Expert Village’s Utensil Washing Expert
The mix was terrible on Golden Age, but they sounded a bit better on Dancing Choose.
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February 9, 2009 on SNL Just The Funny Parts: Bradley Who And TV On The Radio
Oh no! It no longer exists. Which is probably a good thing... I didn't really want to hear Joaquin's fake rap.
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February 6, 2009 on We All Have Joaquin Fatiguenix, But Here He Is “Rapping” In A Movie
I think there's some sort of loophole. It's the reason StubHub is still around, also.
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February 5, 2009 on Ticketmaster Has Always Sucked, But For Some Reason People Are Shocked By This Springsteen Fiasco
Ugh, the "We're Gonna Let You Use Your Own Paper" charge is the worst.
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February 5, 2009 on Ticketmaster Has Always Sucked, But For Some Reason People Are Shocked By This Springsteen Fiasco
I just did a rundown of most of the Boston venues I frequent. All of 'em use Ticketmaster, except the Paradise. They use Live Nation!
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February 5, 2009 on Ticketmaster Has Always Sucked, But For Some Reason People Are Shocked By This Springsteen Fiasco
I hate Toby Young. "Pablo Escolar?" Ugh.
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February 5, 2009 on Top Chef: Anything You Can Do, Eric Ripert Can Do Better