Comments from elaine benes

Beck Bennett cannot possibly be his real name, right?
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November 25, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Josh Hutcherson and HAIM
Switch to CBS This Morning. Charlie Rose will change your life.
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November 6, 2013 on ALL OF THE JENNIFERS ARE GETTING HAIRCUTS!
Please note: if you are a dinosaur and read TIME magazine in the printed form, that is not the US cover of record. That issue is only available Internationally!
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October 18, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
I was in a group project in 7th grade Technology (it was "Shop" but they can't call it that anymore) class where we had to make a safety video for using the dangerous drills and other tools in the workshop. I was in a group with 5 slackers and we got almost nothing accomplished. It was a nightmare and I turned into a hounding nag a quarter of the way through like, "Guys, we have to keep working!" and then 3/4 way through the project our teacher informed us that we would be grading each other. The horror! I still could not give anyone in the group less than a B! I would have failed miserably at a children's reality show.
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October 15, 2013 on MasterChef Junior S01E03: STRANGE COMPETITION
Was anyone else nervous the plate glass windows would somehow be involved in this accident? Whew.
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October 4, 2013 on TGIF! (Trampoline Accident God It’s Friday!)
I agree with you Kelly, I fear Brooklyn 99 strong lead is going to hurt it as we make our way around the track or whatever racing metaphor I'm trying to work out here. Not that I don't love being fully entertained the entire time I watch it, I just hope it has the stamina to cross the finish line (nailed it!)
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October 4, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Yes, similar to the episode of the office where Kevin kept crying at Pam's boobs. Why does anyone think jokes about breastmilk are funny?
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September 27, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
They are perfect for each other.
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July 26, 2013 on Life Can Throw Us All Some Pretty Funny Curveballs, Even Danica McKellar
Do not pay attention the the estimated weight of your unborn baby. There is no way to accurately tell how much a baby weighs in utero. And often- even if the the doc has a clue as to how big your pup will be- they low-ball it so as not to scare the pants off of the expecting mom. Trust me, I got some really rando weights before my kid came out (at 8lbs, 8oz).
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July 23, 2013 on Lunch Chat: Did You See The Royal Baby?!
Maybe there are some "Dome is where the heart is" ones on sale?
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June 25, 2013 on What Would You Do If You Were Under The Dome?!
The danger associated with allowing a sleeping toddler driving a toy car does not enrage me as much as the fact that this was recorded vertically. Please turn the camera, parents.
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May 28, 2013 on Today We Are All This Sleep-Driving Baby
Oh, "a portion of proceeds will benefit a charity organized to bring awareness to cyber bullying." So perfect. So so perfect.
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May 16, 2013 on Patton Oswalt Vs. Amy’s Baking Company
Yes, it definitely dawned on me last night that he is really not a good guy. All the past cheating and lying about his identity and the basically assault of Bobbie Barrett (remember when he shoved his hand up her skirt?) didn't really sink in until this episode. Maybe because it was coupled with Peggy's obvious disapproval of how he treated Ted? So it just got called out more. I don't know. I'm going to have trouble rooting for him going forward.
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May 13, 2013 on Let’s Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though
Agree. Agree. Agree. Also, I think a little bit of my confusion about this is that it's being marketed to children and why would a child care if her boobs are bigger? Were children really saying, "I could love this movie, but only if the main character had a bigger rack."?? I don't understand where the need for the makeover came from, I guess.
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May 10, 2013 on Disney FINALLY Makes The Brave Princess More Beautiful
Yes! Why is there never enough Donna on that show??
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March 15, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Gabe, it seems like you could easily get in touch with "his people" and ask him if he wants to get coffee and talk all on your own. "Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Johnny Knoxville
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March 12, 2013 on I’m Worried About Bam Margera, You Guys
I'd really love to know the original source of that quote... I imagine Katie Couric having a throw pillow with "'There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.' - Anonymous" embroidered on it. It would look nice propped up on the other chair that she sits across from on the Katie show. Then when guests arrive, they could just hold it on their laps for the whole interview.
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March 5, 2013 on Oh Shut Up, Taylor Swift
Is there a Public Group Stunt that involves giving out fistfuls of $100 bills? Because I would be ok with my routine being disrupted for something like that.
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February 8, 2013 on Are There Any Public Group Stunts You’d Actually Enjoy?
Let me tell you something, it's every coach's dream to experience the highest level of idiocy that his team can muster and gentlemen, collectively us coaches, we are living a dream.
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February 1, 2013 on If It Was Not Friday, I Would Recommend We Give Up
I was kind of bummed that they went the "fake suicide" route with Jack's character... I don't know. I liked most of the episode, but when that was introduced, I got really disappointed. Leading someone to believe you are going to commit suicide is just not funny a funny concept. No matter if it's Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin and it's my favorite show in the world.
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February 1, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread