Ellamental

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And THAT’s how big Channing Tatum’s dick was.

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January 12, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O’Brien And Jay Leno

I can’t wait for the sequel when horndog Andrew tries to look for a free Jessica Biel screensaver, and than gets a computer virus.
“A computer virus? Does he need some advil up in his CD slot?”-Andrew

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October 21, 2009 on Old Videos Explaining How To Use An Internet That No Longer Exists Will Never Not Be Funny

The producers must have gotten high off that amnesia dust, because I have seen this when it was called “Toothless”. Except I bet in this movie The Rock doesn’t go crying in an elevator, thinking he’s going to hell, while a Bonnie Tyler song (“It’s a Heartache” bitchezzz) plays in the backround.

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October 12, 2009 on Don’t All Run To Fandango Your Tooth Fairy Tickets At Once!

Why don’t we just show Dokken the WWF poster and make them think that killing any wildlife is worse than 9/11? Than we can keep our beloved chicken and the world is once again free from bad eighties bands wanting to attack our poultry. Phew.

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September 9, 2009 on You Guys, We Should Buy More Chicken. And Dokken. Or Something.

SUCK IT, West WIng. Family Guy is the best political show ever. In fact, I highly doubt Obama would have been elected if it weren’t for the superior liberal writing of Seth MacFarlane.

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August 20, 2009 on Seth MacFarlane Thinks That Family Guy Is Politically Relevant Now?

DAMNIT! From the thumbnail, I thought that Sandra Bullok was holding a bloody knife instead of a stupid umbrella. I am so dissappointed. I would have definitely paid to go see Sandra Bullock kill people, especially if she made that super awesome face the whole time.

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August 11, 2009 on Who Wants To Go See All About Steve Now?

DAMNIT! From the thumbnail, I thought that Sandra Bullok was holding a bloody knife instead of a stupid umbrella. I am so dissappointed. I would have definitely paid to go see Sandra Bullock kill people, especially if she made that super awesome face the whole time.

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August 11, 2009 on Who Wants To Go See All About Steve Now?

from the thumbnail, my bad eyes told me that sandra bullock’s umbrella was really a bloody knife. I am so dissappointed. That would have been a great movie.

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August 11, 2009 on Who Wants To Go See All About Steve Now?

I have an idea! If you don’t like Family Guy, don’t watch it and stop your complaining about it. Same goes with The Cleveland Show, people will like it. But it doesnt have to affect you at all. I know, it’s a pretty revolutionary idea. I personally don’t like the show. I think it’s stupid. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to make fun of, or criticize someone who does like it. My brother loves it, and If he is watching it, I just leave the room. No big deal. Problem solved. It’s not even about the show anymore, it’s just the holier-than-thou approach to dealing with it, that’s the problem. People like the goddamn show, and for people who do like it, they should not feel ashamed about it or try to defend it by saying it’s their “guilty pleasure”. You shold never be embarassed about something you like (a cliche statement, but true).

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July 12, 2009 on The Cleveland Show: Even Worse Than Previously Thought: An Early Review

Jersey City!

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May 1, 2009 on Win Yeah Yeah Yeahs Tickets