Elliot

Comments from Elliot

I am glad that there is something to fill the void that Rickrolling left, because i am tricking everyone i know into watching this. Repeatedly.
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March 1, 2010 on This Is What You See Right Before You Die
For someone trying to get the lowest rated comment for the upcoming ball, you are doing a BAD JOB.
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February 26, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I like the replayed scene of her getting yanked up into the air? As if God was up there all "Ugh i screwed up. Redo. Redo, you guys." This song is pretty horrible and arrogant. That being said, i would not turn her away from bed. We can't all be internet celebrities, Gabe, living on mountains of money with only the most beautiful of women feeding us grapes.
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February 25, 2010 on Blah Blah Blah, Indeed: Ke$ha Has Always Been Terribl$
http://imgur.com/dh6vN.jpg (i lurk 4chan way too much)
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February 25, 2010 on 4Chan For $1000, Alex
I mostly like this new change. Comment discrepancies seem to be fixed, registering to comment probably will remove about half of the idiots (this is mostly a stereogum problem), and when you want to see someone's user page right away, you just type in videogum/user/whatevernameitis instead of before how there were user numbers. And maybe also you've fixed the problem where signing in to one gum, signs you out of the other? And no duh that there are bugs here and there, like with animated icons and image html. But we'll be fine! The only bad thing about the new layout is how shitty web2.0 and bland the design is. It doesn't POP yknow? I need my websites to POP.
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February 23, 2010 on Welcome To The New Videogum
"I get world sick everytime i take a stand" Sounds a little preachy to me. But they have a good enough track record, that i'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
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February 19, 2010 on Broken Social Scene – “World Sick”
tl;dr - Mario Kart for 2012 Summer Olympics
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February 19, 2010 on 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games Open Thread
I don't watch most of the olympics, because most of the olympic sports are boring. Half of them involve just one dude, who is competing against time more than anything else. It's like Mario Kart, when you play a game against the ghost of your last race. I'm sure it's challenging to beat a time record and takes a lot of practice and skill, but why don't you invite some friends over so the game can at least be entertaining, you loser.
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February 19, 2010 on 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games Open Thread
"Exciting your cat day and night with endless enchantment" W.....what.
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February 19, 2010 on Dude, Your Cat Is Tripping Ballllllllllz
man. i cannot tell you how loud the "WHOOOOOSH" was, when that joke sailed over my head. thank you for the explanation.
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February 12, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine’s Day Edition
Otherwise, he'll be Dracu-late.
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February 12, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Q: Why would a vampire need a watch? A: He wanted to see time show on a face. ....be..because vampires don't get old. ....
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February 12, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I find that the refresh update on points is always so crazy off. So when i downvoted west, they were at something like -2 and once i clicked that button BAM -10. It's like, i disagreed but not THAT much. I feel like this is a common problem, and people end up getting voted up or voted down way more than they otherwise would have.
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February 12, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I don't need to read through all of these to know that Matt Versus pretty much schooled us. Also, if i had a quarter for every time somebody misspelled my name as "Elliott" then Gabe would owe me a goddamn quarter.
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February 12, 2010 on The Videogum Valentine’s Day Card Collection
CBC Radio 1! Also Jian Ghomeshi is the best dude ever, next to Louis CK.
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February 12, 2010 on The Videogum “Louis CK” Promise: The Q TV Interview
What was up with the Julia Roberts joke on 30 Rock? the one that was possibly breaking the 4th wall? That episode was awesome but i did not get that particular joke, which kind of bothered me, because i am always looking for a reason to laugh at Julia Roberts.
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February 12, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine’s Day Edition
MLIV: The only valentine i made this year is to a website
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February 10, 2010 on The Videogum Arts And Crafts Club: Valentine’s Day!
I think Paul Rudd gives off that jerky vibe, just because he seems like he was part of the cool crew in high school. But i also think, he was that one cool guy that stood up for the bullied nerds and was like "Hey guys, enough. Leave him and/or her alone." Also, Michael Cera was Screech.
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February 9, 2010 on A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk?
Definitely Ricky Gervais. Anything i've seen of him behind the scenes, and he's a big bully. A witty and jovial bully, but a bully nevertheless.
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February 9, 2010 on A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk?
I just hate that Canada doesn't even try. We don't get your ads. We don't even get GOOD ads. We get like, cars driving around hill sides.
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February 7, 2010 on Live-Watching The Super Bowl Ads Open Thread
The best part are the lyrics to one of their songs. Are those lyrics about crystallized period blood? You bet they are. You bet they are.
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February 2, 2010 on Someone Please Give Die Antwoord Whatever They Want
Did you see the way he defended his property? I would say that he is very jewish.
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February 2, 2010 on 2010 Academy Award Nominees, Guys
This video is basically his expression at the end. He is definitly getting a bit of a thrill from being caught in the act.
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February 2, 2010 on This Is Your Banker: Australian Porno Banker
Heath Ledger was robbed.
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February 2, 2010 on 2010 Academy Award Nominees, Guys
I guess the asians in Gran Torino were KINDA chubby....
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February 2, 2010 on 2010 Academy Award Nominees, Guys
Amazing video paired with a pretty good song. His description of the song was a little emo, and serves as a pretty good example of why an artist should never explain their work. BUT OUTSIDE OF THAT, this rules.
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February 1, 2010 on New Xiu Xiu Video – “Dear God, I Hate Myself” (Stereogum Premiere)
If this was a game of "You Laugh, You Lose" then i was doing good until she lifted up that sword.
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January 29, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: This Girl Is Not A Werewolf
Well Lyle, you used the words "hot" and "new" in the same comment, so you really only have yourself to blame for that spam reply.
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January 29, 2010 on CBS Refuses To Run An Ad For A Gay Dating Website During The Super Bowl, And It Turns Out They Are Kind Of Right