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The best part are the lyrics to one of their songs. Are those lyrics about crystallized period blood? You bet they are. You bet they are.
Did you see the way he defended his property? I would say that he is very jewish.
This video is basically his expression at the end. He is definitly getting a bit of a thrill from being caught in the act.
Heath Ledger was robbed.
I guess the asians in Gran Torino were KINDA chubby....
Amazing video paired with a pretty good song. His description of the song was a little emo, and serves as a pretty good example of why an artist should never explain their work. BUT OUTSIDE OF THAT, this rules.
If this was a game of "You Laugh, You Lose" then i was doing good until she lifted up that sword.
Well Lyle, you used the words "hot" and "new" in the same comment, so you really only have yourself to blame for that spam reply.
Wall Street 2 The Streets
Larry the CABLE guy? The History Channel is a satellite channel in my country, you cheating bastard.
If this is a B-side or a fake (or possibly a remix?), then that's totally fine. But if this is a song from an upcoming album, then blech. Because this basically has the exact same sound motif as ?, and it would indicate that Justice has nowhere else to venture.
Um. This better be a prelude film, for an upcoming documentary on the vinyards of Jeff Dunham. I could care less about Tool. I want to see the process behind making an "Achmed Syrah" or a "Peanut Riesling."
If you were to describe that video to me, i would shrug my shoulders emphatically and say "EH." But this was way better than i expected. Hypnotizing almost.
We're downvoting accurate sarcasm now? Shame on you, videogum. Shame.
(i am SO sorry)
For the record, if i were ever to hold a concert featuring all keyboard playing animals, Keyboard Duck would always have top BILLing.
While we let our guard down, helpless to the biting wit of Carrot Top, singer/songwriter Tori Amos emerged. Keyboard gingers? Don't you understand brother? We have already lost. We lost long ago.
i freaked out when about 45 seconds in, they went from a medium waist-high shot, to AN EXTREME CLOSE UP OF HER EYES. You may recognize that cinematic technique from movies such as Carrie and Firestarter.
No, I.....i'm sure they do....
There was another Conan/Leno segment during "Weekend Update." In both cases, the show was even-handed and seemed to take virtually no position either way ....what. Seth Meyers compared NBC to a cheating husband that discovers he can't have its cake and eat it too, so he resorts to murder. That is hardly objective.
Is it me or does Kate Walsh totally want a piece of that?
If i had been told a week ago, that someone on the web would tell me "Read above comment about my blowjob" i would say "Huh..... Actually, y'know that seems kinda plausible. I could believe that." .....INTERNET!
I think if it was just a harsh comment, i wouldn't have thought you were a troll necessarily. Your icon tipped the scales, in my mind i guess. I fluctuate between all-caps and italics. or both. EMPHASIS IS NECESSARY. And i will not apologize for that ever. Anyway i know i've made the mistake on several occasions of reading comments, getting progressively angrier, and then letting it out on a comment that is fairly innocuous. So no hard feelings. And bros before na'vi or something.
Personal anecdote/life lesson: This movie is infinitely better if after every lovey-dovey monologue, someone adds "Now suck my penis" or a similar variance. It takes a lot of effort and perception, and there is a good 30-60 minute period where it is just INCREDIBLY annoying and you totally wish the other person would stop making that joke or waiting for opportunities to make the joke. But by the end of the film, IT COMES RIGHT BACK AROUND TO BEING AWESOME AGAIN. Unless you are watching this film with a girl who is crying. Then this is probably an early sign that your relationship is maybe not going so well.
It's an Arrested Development reference. Seeing as how the video explaining it was deleted, i shall try to explain with words. Mike Cera's character dates a girl named Ann that is extremely plain and dull and whitewashed. Every time she is introduced as his girlfriend or even referred to, it's a running joke for a character to say "...her?" in a voice of skepticism mixed with disdain.
Love this band. Love this song. Love that EP. This video.... eh.
Maybe if they didn't spend all their money on DIAMOND PERFUME, they could afford a goddamn bathroom. That is a mirror hung up on a curtain.
Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
How many times I gotta tell this kid chicken wings?
That worked so well, that i now question whether your original comment was a mistake or just AN ELABORATE SET-UP. You have bested us all, Needz More Lazerz. You have bested us all.
OH MAN. This. Goddamn, i swear my commenting levels have dropped by half because of this coupled with my laziness.
Are you a troll? You seem like a troll. I guess it'll all come out eventually. IT ALWAYS DOES. But in regards to your comment, i really liked the movie Avatar (in my top 5 this year, ferreal) and i liked the movie Aliens. That does not mean they are exempt from having laughably bad or just plain ol' laughable lines. And even if Avatar wasn't exempt but Aliens was, it would probably be because Aliens came out IN NINETEEN-EIGHTY-SIX when an invention like the VCR was CUTTING EDGE and lines like "I didn't sign up for this!" was INNOVATIVE, and not a cliche.
When the female helicopter pilot says "I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS" probably the funniest thing ever. Also, i have taken it upon myself recently to place my palm on the chests of others whispering "fly with me."
When the female helicopter pilot is all "I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS."
I am just going to look at this list as "50 good albums from 2009 presented in no discernible order!" because otherwise i will only get upset.
YOU DIED. YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE, BOB ROSS.
The Tan-Gent. Which is frankly just awesome. It's like, i'm a tanned gentleman. But also i am a man who touches people at a single point in relation to their curves and surfaces.