ellochka

Comments from ellochka

At the NYC Planned Parenthood rally a few weeks ago, he stood up on stage and said, “My name is Anthony Weiner, and I stand for women. I’ll leave it to the headline writers to make the joke about a guy named Weiner standing for women.”

Basically, yes, he is really THE BEST.

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April 4, 2011 on Anthony Weiner (D-NY) Takes The Republicans To Bill School

UGH. Obviously, I meant that to be a reply to myself. This concludes my ultimate commenting failure.

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March 30, 2011 on Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff

Cool story. Almost too interesting. I’ll show myself out.

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March 30, 2011 on Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff

But this is Ukraine! And Ukraine : Russia :: Appalachia : The Northeast.

Seriously. When I was working in Russia, my friends would constantly correct my pronunciation and grammar by saying (with evident disgust) “Oh it’s cute that you’re trying. But that makes you sound like a Ukrainian. Stop it.”

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March 30, 2011 on Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff

Damn it. THANKS, Gabe, not (Tom?) Hanks, Gabe.

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August 25, 2010 on The TWSS Archives: Governor Patterson’s “Race To The Cock” Moment

I would feel like a Videogum Hero right now, if only i had remembered to add my username to my tip. I got caught up in my own personal Race to the Cock excitement (UGH).

But hanks, Gabe, for spelling my name right! And thanks, Mom, for giving me a name no one spells that way, except Scientologist Peggy Olson.

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August 25, 2010 on The TWSS Archives: Governor Patterson’s “Race To The Cock” Moment

“they’re pretty.”

-stephanie winwood

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August 11, 2010 on James Franco And His Brother Dave Interview Each Other For The Ladies

fucking biebers, how do they work?

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May 27, 2010 on Justin Bieber’s Face Is A Door Magnet

the real?

shit. i’ve been in russia too long.

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May 20, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Transformers 3 Will Be Awful No Matter Who Is In It

The face-to-palm inducingness (i am so good at words) of this is that it could actually be the real, and I wouldn’t be surprised.

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May 20, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Transformers 3 Will Be Awful No Matter Who Is In It

Gabe, of COURSE the Agricultural Commissioner doesn’t shoot people in the face.

That’s a job only for the Vice President.

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May 17, 2010 on Relax, Dale Peterson

upvotes forever for the national.

p.s. where is tiredandwired? i always wondered if his/her username was from the national lyrics.

/creepier than usual, even

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May 13, 2010 on Ultimately, Ke$ha Is Our Fault

i believe you meant to say “all intensive PORPOISES”

no problem. it happens.

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May 13, 2010 on Everything In This Easy A Trailer Is A Lie

They are real-life R.O.U.S.’s

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May 7, 2010 on Let’s Pool Our Money And Make A Movie With James Franco

You said “toy box,” but I think you meant to say “NIGHTMARE FACTORY.”

I literally shuddered reading that. I have an irrational (totally rational) fear of opossums.

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May 7, 2010 on Let’s Pool Our Money And Make A Movie With James Franco

i’m actually going to finland this weekend. and sauna-ing is definitely on my to-do list. so don’t worry, i’ve got videogum covered in the hot cat department. for this week. someone else will have to take over next week. i’m not a hot cat saunaman machine.

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April 29, 2010 on Hot Cats!

actually, in england they call “davises” “lorries”

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April 5, 2010 on Nicolas Cage Is The New Terrence Howard

“If we raise our pants, we raise our image.”

A+. Just A+ all around the script, the teleprompter reading, the footage…perfect. That’s my state senator.

One question, Senator Adams, is it the royal We? Or one big pair of collective pants?

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March 29, 2010 on New York State Senator Eric Adams Tackles The Tough Issues

damn. that didn’t work out the way i hoped.

/new commenter

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March 29, 2010 on Old People React To The Winners Of The 2010 Kids’ Choice Awards