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Comments from emily

OH MY GOD

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June 14, 2012 on How Pumped Is Everyone For The Munsters Remake?

…and a whole lot of cleaning up?

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May 14, 2012 on 60,000 Dominoes Fall, Reminding Us That Everything Is Temporary

Jack Russell Kerouac

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April 28, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Uggie Got A Book Deal

waggling a treat in Uggie’s face then not giving it to him

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April 28, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Uggie Got A Book Deal

In case you couldn’t tell through all the Australian accents, those guys that stole the penguin were lorries. Shame the penalty for stealing hasn’t been deportation to Australia for nearly 150 years – maybe they thought since they were already here, they’d get off scot-free?

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April 23, 2012 on The Perfect (Not Perfect) Crime: Stealing A Penguin From Sea World

I thought the hilarious cat memes came from 4chan. Let’s do a show about them! I’m sure that will be suitable to play in prime time!

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April 16, 2012 on What Other Blog Networks Need Their Own Reality Shows?!

I used to read Lindsayism – when she started writing here I followed her over. I no longer read her stuff but still follow the gums religiously <3

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April 10, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Nor is it What A Girl Wants.

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April 10, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!

Hahaha, Garlic Dead sounds like it could be the title of a Sookie Stackhouse novel.

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March 20, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Versus The New York Times Fact-Checking Department

Lawrence Of A-Labia is probably the best movie takeoff porn title I have ever heard. Even better than Schindler’s Fist.

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March 14, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: A Thousand Words On RottenTomatoes

Not to mention Miley Cyrus massacring Smells Like Teen Spirit all over the goddamn place on her last tour.

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March 14, 2012 on BREAKING RAPE-RAPE NEWS: Courtney Love Says The Muppets Raped Kurt Cobain!

But do you ferigerate it?

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February 29, 2012 on Zay Zay Is A Real Stand Up Comedian

“keine” means no or none in german, so “ich bin keine asshole” actually means “i am not an asshole”. i bet we’ll never catch you saying something that nice about gwyneth again!

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February 17, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Is Corporate Shill For International Garbage Food

NOOOO!

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February 14, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Happy Australia Day, you guys!

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January 25, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!