Hahaha, the Chateau Marmot , the hotel for large squirrel-like creatures. I'd make a joke about the squirrelish features of some celebrity, but I can't be bothered so just imagine I did and it was a real zinger.
Kelly, I am loving your dedication to telling us where to watch all the bloopers and I would like you to know that I am just as dedicated to watching them as you are to posting them. <3
And I am going to keep reading it as Dookie de la Creme, because I am immature. (Yeah I started that sentence with a coordinating conjunction, come at me bros.)
Hahahaha, paying a black person to shake hands with you on demand is definitely the rich man's version of carring a picture of a black person in your wallet.
Okay now that I am typing this out it seems really prosaic and obvious but wasn't it just that she was having sex with an actual stranger who was wearing the skin of the person she knew and thought she was having sex with and that's why it felt weird and different from what she expected? Ugh, this show!
To be honest, I never got why some people in America seem to be so obsessed with the royal wedding, because you guys stopped being part of the British empire like two hundred years ago? I hope that is right, it's 9:30 PM in Australia and I have had quite a bit of wine (celebrating the nuptials, natch).
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