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I didn't really pay attention to the World Cup, I was busy riding my hover-kangaroo around. Tupac returns to guest star in Glee.
"THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION, YOU DIRTY ANTIPODEAN."
I just politely ask them to leave in Parseltongue.
"I am only what you made me. I am a reflection of you." - Charle$ Man$on
The three Rs: rhythm, rapping and Running Man.
All that reading and you still think it's clever to use "faggot" as an insult?
I bet he texts messages in all caps. And possibly Morse code. DOT DASH DOT DOT DASH DASH DASH DOT DASH DOT DOT
I think the gateway drug is buying the same polo neck shirt in a variety of neutral colours.
I think what this video really needs is more iris wipes.
"From the Big Bang to Black Holes" - TWNMS (he stole it from 'she')
It's fun to watch it while making "pyewn pyewn pyewn" laser sound effects.
"Oh, yeah right. I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter. Doo da doo doo doo... fruitcake."
Needs more giant seagull.
I dunno. I just can't get too het up about this. If someone released an engagement ring in the shape of the Auryn I'd probably want it. So, over-investment in fantasy worlds glass houses, I guess is what I'm saying.
I don't care for Job.
That will do nicely, thanks! You've also removed a fleeting desire I had to google the Muppet Babies credits song lyrics and ham-fistedly try to make them Watchmen themed. So thanks for saving me that hour of my life. The Comedian: I love great jokes! Dr Manhatten: And I have a blue penis! Okay, so maybe you only saved me 45 minutes.
Sheesh. And now that Hollywood has found a new source of material they're going to mine the bejeesus out of it like they did with graphic novels/60s TV shows/80s horror movies/etc. Can't WAIT til next Valentine's Day when they release a Cathy movie starring Jessica Biel in a fucking fat suit!!!
Coulrophobiagum all up in here.
Yeah, I'm going to have to rethink the title of my DVD about cooking poultry, Hungry for Cock.
Coup-on, Coup-off.
"I come and I give without taking." - Edward Manllow
More like Jessica STRETCHER.
I would have little long-haired big-mouthed pink dinosaur babies with the guy at 0.41.
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.
Don't discount Vaudeville so hastily. "The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles and custard pies to the face." - Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels
Hm, that needed a final proof-read. In any case, the other ads in the series can be viewed here: http://www.kfc.com.au/cricket/index.asp
The ads are part of a series, though, and in the other ads the people being placated are white: noisty flatmates, inlaws. They are stupid, lazy ads (guys hate their inlaws!) but I agree with oh.
A lesser known 2012 prophecy predicts a remake of Twins starring Rob Schneider and Dwayne Johnson.