Endless Michael

I am human. Or am I dancer?

Comments from Endless Michael

Noel Gallagher.

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December 23, 2011 on The 50+ Most Anticipated Albums Of 2012

I love how at the end he finally realized there are people in the world other than himself.

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December 20, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Singing “Niggas in Paris” on NYC Subway

Haha, birdman25’s going to “do a family”.

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December 20, 2011 on The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread

I love how defiant he was about it, how unforced it was. It wasn’t exactly in response to a question. He’s like “Guess what?! Uhh…uhhh….um…”

Yeah, but screw education, that part he remembered.

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November 10, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Rick Perry Blooper

When I was growing up, my mom was insanely overprotective about me crossing the street, and I used to watch a lot as my friends from the neighborhood would play “Army” across the street, fantasizing about how fun it would be to join them, if only my mom could loosen up a little.

Twenty-six years later, I’m reminded again that my parents had it right.

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November 10, 2011 on NSFW: “Me And My Mom Dancing To My Neck My Back”

That reminds me, by the way, of a time I was in this same library (in Chicago), right after I’d first moved to the city. I was at this same computer, and I heard a sound I never heard before, but it was unmistakeable. I could hear a stream of urine hitting the carpet, and I’ll never forget how composed the librarian was. “Sir, would you PLEASE finish that in the bathroom?!” she said, sternly. First of all, “sir”, to a guy pissing in your library. Second of all, “please”. And finally, inviting him to finish his business right there in her establishment. #classylibrariangum

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October 31, 2011 on Woman Responds To Marriage Proposal Like A True Lady

Man, she hit the DECK. I gasped. In the library. I would have been embarrassed, but the guy next to me was watching porn, so…

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October 31, 2011 on Woman Responds To Marriage Proposal Like A True Lady

So Willow Smith looks set to go as an alien.

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October 27, 2011 on Who Should Replace Will Smith In Independence Day Two & Three?

I vunt to kees your face!

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October 24, 2011 on There’s Something Wrong With The Vampire Dog Poster

I don’t know. People change, and maybe he’s getting work right now and he’s happy with himself, and I hope so. But then one day, oops I’m old and don’t feel this way anymore and my appearance has alienated the whole nursing home. I don’t know.

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October 21, 2011 on A Terrible Surprise From A Beautiful Man

First of all, jump in the trash can, you’ve ruined your body. Second of all, I’ve always wondered – you love getting tattoos and then one day you’re all out of room. Now what?

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October 20, 2011 on A Terrible Surprise From A Beautiful Man

“Forget it, John. Let’s just book a private room at Burger King.”

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October 20, 2011 on The “John Travolta Was Snubbed By KFC” Game!

I have never had trouble getting a table at KFC. You don’t need to make reservations at KFC, John. And a gallon of milk is less than $50.

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October 20, 2011 on The “John Travolta Was Snubbed By KFC” Game!

“You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching and you’re on LCD and bad at dancing,
Love like you’ll never be hurt,
Sing like there’s nobody listening,
And live like it’s heaven on earth.”

– William W. Purkey, kind of

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October 20, 2011 on DANCE BREAK!

Did I just dream that there were such things as tranquilizer guns? Those are real things, right? I’ve been on medication lately, but I swear those things are real and maybe could have been used.

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October 20, 2011 on Oprah Teaches Rosie O’Donnell How To Do A Tequila Shot

Well, damn it, Ricky. I like him overall, but yeah, he should write TV shows and close his twitter account and speaking to the press account.

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October 20, 2011 on Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails

“The wish I made that there was scientific proof of God already came true.”

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October 14, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday

By the way, I somehow remember, in retrospect, seeing this somewhere before. But somehow that makes it better, In Dane’s case.

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September 28, 2011 on What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom?

Citizen Dane.

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September 28, 2011 on What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom?

“He made ‘Chinatown’!”
– Hollywood

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September 28, 2011 on Revising Roman Polanski’s Apology To The 13-Year-Old Girl He Drugged And Sodomized