Saint Clair

Comments from Saint Clair

I love when, during the lyrics "Train running off the tracks," they show a train. And some dude walks into the shot. Scorsese-level shit, there. More like "Jesus Island," am I right? (No.)
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February 22, 2010 on Awesome Video For An Awesome Song
In my movie, lots of jaw exercises.
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January 8, 2010 on A.O. Scott Blows The Whistle On Big Leap Year
BUT... they're a mismatched couple who learn to love each other despite their glaring differences! Hollywood's never done that movie before! And, I may be going out on a limb here, but I think she JUST might leave her boyfriend for that Declan fellow. He's so roguish.
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January 8, 2010 on A.O. Scott Blows The Whistle On Big Leap Year
Sadly, NBC announced they're sticking with him. Fuckin' pussies coulda stopped this.
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January 7, 2010 on YOU GOT DUNHAM’ED! MAYBE! PROBABLY NOT! BUT HOPEFULLY!
Looks like Spielberg wins, Diablo. Go ahead and send that Oscar to Cash 4 Gold.
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January 7, 2010 on Diablo Cody’s Mind No Longer A Selling Point
I appreciate the interest and feedback. We are happy so many people have watched it.
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January 7, 2010 on A Tommy Wiseau Puppet Answers Questions About The Room, FINALLY!
The only thing that would make this worthwhile would be the greenscreen it comes with. But: A) That would make the rest of this ridiculous toy a waste, and B) I can buy a greenscreen on eBay cheaper.
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December 18, 2009 on That’s Your Videogame: Yoostar
I only saw the very end, during the Schwetty Balls skit. That's all I needed to see anyway.
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December 18, 2009 on Saturday Night Live Christmas Special Open Thread
And Doc Brown wondered for a moment: "Did I just pick a fucking retard to accompany me on my time travel adventures? Should I have instead picked Scott Davis? At least he doesn't come up with stupid fucking questions like that."
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December 15, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Little Boy From Back To The Future III
it's weird that it is 2009 and we have still never addressed the inconvenience of using a fucking TRAIN as a time machine. It would be very inconvenient! It's a flying train, Gabe. Inconvenience: REMOVED.
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December 14, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Little Boy From Back To The Future III
Wow, this is some "Meet the Spartans" level kinda shit. I may need to hatewatch* this. *Because I hate myself.
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December 4, 2009 on This Is Your Movie Trailer: The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It
I love how the trailer, which makes the film look like "Serious and Poignant Depiction of Growing Up Around the World," is bookended with two clips from America's Funniest Home Videos. "Oop! Lookit me! I'm a thirsty goat! drink drink drink drink...."
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December 2, 2009 on The Babies Trailer Is Funnier If You Pretend It’s A Prequel
"The Black Widow," starring Willem Defoe. Just watched it; HOO BOY.
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November 30, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: You Will Miss Me When I Burn
Though Gabe's complaints are noted, I think this is more about the poster, not necessarily the book / movie.
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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest
It also seems like a very obvious "THIS TAKES PLACE IN THE PAST" symbol. She should be holding an 8-track player and a Pet Rock (tm).
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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest
It means whatever you want it to mean.
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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest
Nice bellbottoms. [I don't feel like getting into the rape jokes right now.]
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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest
"We need to bring him in. Get me everyone."
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November 24, 2009 on The Perfect Crime
"...and she told me they were laughing because they were excited they recognized things from the book." Wow, denial much? "No, they're throwing shit at the screen because they think the romantic subplot is believable."
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November 23, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Twilight: New Moon
I'm sure they hated you right back, Leighton. Probably because they couldn't pronounce your fucking name.
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November 20, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Leighton Meester
This is the greatest song ever written by anyone, EVER.
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November 18, 2009 on This Makes Me Barf So, So Much (No Slomo)
Wait, slow down, Hoss: Jackie Chan, Billy Ray Cyrus, AND George Lopez, in ONE MOVIE? Bring the tarps and mops, AMC Theatres staff. You'll be cleaning up mind-splosions all weekend.
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November 16, 2009 on I Don’t Kow Which Of These Two Terrible Trailers Is Worse!
How old is that DVR? Does it run on steam power?
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November 11, 2009 on MTV’s Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag
This would be OK (non-nightmarish) if it didn't have that "shadow circle" around the frame.
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November 10, 2009 on All Your Nightmares Is Belong To Kodak
Shoot me again; my soul is still vomiting.
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November 9, 2009 on From The Mouths Of Babes, Or Whatever
I wonder what Micah's girlfriend thinks of all this?
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November 9, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Micah Jesse