Saint Clair

Comments from Saint Clair

I liked it.

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February 22, 2010 on Awesome Video For An Awesome Song

I love when, during the lyrics “Train running off the tracks,” they show a train.

And some dude walks into the shot. Scorsese-level shit, there.

More like “Jesus Island,” am I right? (No.)

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February 22, 2010 on Awesome Video For An Awesome Song

In my movie, lots of jaw exercises.

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January 8, 2010 on A.O. Scott Blows The Whistle On Big Leap Year

BUT… they’re a mismatched couple who learn to love each other despite their glaring differences! Hollywood’s never done that movie before!

And, I may be going out on a limb here, but I think she JUST might leave her boyfriend for that Declan fellow. He’s so roguish.

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January 8, 2010 on A.O. Scott Blows The Whistle On Big Leap Year

Sadly, NBC announced they’re sticking with him. Fuckin’ pussies coulda stopped this.

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January 7, 2010 on YOU GOT DUNHAM’ED! MAYBE! PROBABLY NOT! BUT HOPEFULLY!

Looks like Spielberg wins, Diablo. Go ahead and send that Oscar to Cash 4 Gold.

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January 7, 2010 on Diablo Cody’s Mind No Longer A Selling Point

I appreciate the interest and feedback. We are happy so many people have watched it.

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January 7, 2010 on A Tommy Wiseau Puppet Answers Questions About The Room, FINALLY!

The only thing that would make this worthwhile would be the greenscreen it comes with.

But: A) That would make the rest of this ridiculous toy a waste, and B) I can buy a greenscreen on eBay cheaper.

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December 18, 2009 on That’s Your Videogame: Yoostar

I only saw the very end, during the Schwetty Balls skit. That’s all I needed to see anyway.

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December 18, 2009 on Saturday Night Live Christmas Special Open Thread

And Doc Brown wondered for a moment: “Did I just pick a fucking retard to accompany me on my time travel adventures? Should I have instead picked Scott Davis? At least he doesn’t come up with stupid fucking questions like that.”

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December 15, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Little Boy From Back To The Future III

it’s weird that it is 2009 and we have still never addressed the inconvenience of using a fucking TRAIN as a time machine. It would be very inconvenient!

It’s a flying train, Gabe. Inconvenience: REMOVED.

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December 14, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Little Boy From Back To The Future III

Wow, this is some “Meet the Spartans” level kinda shit. I may need to hatewatch* this.

*Because I hate myself.

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December 4, 2009 on This Is Your Movie Trailer: The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It

I love how the trailer, which makes the film look like “Serious and Poignant Depiction of Growing Up Around the World,” is bookended with two clips from America’s Funniest Home Videos.

“Oop! Lookit me! I’m a thirsty goat! drink drink drink drink….”

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December 2, 2009 on The Babies Trailer Is Funnier If You Pretend It’s A Prequel

“The Black Widow,” starring Willem Defoe. Just watched it; HOO BOY.

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November 30, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: You Will Miss Me When I Burn

Marzipan.

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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest

Though Gabe’s complaints are noted, I think this is more about the poster, not necessarily the book / movie.

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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest

It also seems like a very obvious “THIS TAKES PLACE IN THE PAST” symbol. She should be holding an 8-track player and a Pet Rock ™.

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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest

It means whatever you want it to mean.

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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest

Nice bellbottoms.

[I don’t feel like getting into the rape jokes right now.]

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November 24, 2009 on The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest

“We need to bring him in. Get me everyone.

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November 24, 2009 on The Perfect Crime