Comments from evants

honestly Jay, what the fuck are you talking about? You're just building up a double edged sword for ANY filmmaker, anywhere, who wants to either make a film about gay characters, or make a "straight" film (as you so ignorantly call it, since when do movies have a sexual fucking orientation?) that happens to include gay characters. When will you ever be satisfied? Does every movie have to be Brokeback Mountain for you, to be considered worthy? Or do you enjoy the super high-brow caliber of classics like "Not Another Gay Movie", which paints us all as twinky-queen-ovesexualized-fem-faggots? Maybe Thad and his boyfriend are used as a device in this movie, but they're there. We're there. We're everywhere. And sometimes we just glance at each other instead of kiss. Whoa - shocker. And sometimes we fuck each other in the asshole. And sometimes we don't. Depends what I'm feeling like that day. Ugh, people like you will never be satisfied. Sometimes you just have to grow a pair and take things at face-value, I promise you might just enjoy your life a bit more.
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December 24, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Family Stone
ehhh.... fishing. I was expecting a multiple-second bit about how opposed he is to wrapping it up. Mountains? Molehills? Anyone?
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December 19, 2008 on Operation “Force Russell Brand To Use Condoms” Begins Now
So, if you're a Dark Knight fan AND a homosexual, that means you got 2 days off this week??
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December 11, 2008 on Who’s Buying All This Dark Knight
Sue Galloway has an incredible one-woman show. You should go see it.
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December 4, 2008 on Colbert Writers Make A Twilight/True Blood Parody
I bet it's JUST as cruel to put the monkey in the ball a 100 times to get the shot right as it would be to smuggle him into the country that way.
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November 21, 2008 on The Monkey Is In The Basketball
Haters will never get hate-watching. I agree with you, the show, the plot, the characters, and the ridiculous traits they all have is absolutely ABSURD..... but I still find it wildly entertaining.... perhaps for all of those reasons.
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November 10, 2008 on True Blood: You Ain’t Seen Terrible Yet!
what happened to the number 4, Gabe?
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November 5, 2008 on 10 Things That Seem So Stupid Today
I hope her character's name is Sandy
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October 31, 2008 on Would It Be Possible To Come Up With A More Ridiculous Name For A Show Than Cougar Town?
Jason - the only movie I EVER left during was Hamlet 2. God! What a shitfest that was. Powder grosses me out though. I know it's an easy joke.... but.... guy with weird skin deficiency who watches boys after the gym.... THRILLERRRRRRRRRR
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October 29, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Powder
The Bertolli ads.... no words... she was explaining to viewers WHY what they had just seen was funny.
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October 21, 2008 on HIMYM: Jason Jones Steals Ted’s Girl, Thank God