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I’m surprised Newt didn’t say “CheddarBayBiscuits.”

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February 23, 2012 on Candidates Describe Themselves In One Word

Whitney did look pretty rough that night.

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February 17, 2012 on This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll

banjo jumping

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January 9, 2012 on Everyone Continue To Not Go Bungee Jumping, Thanks

The Empire Strikes Back So Don’t Bother Talking To Them When They’re Like This

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December 22, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles

I appreciate that this is only 5 seconds long. Thank you, I have other things to look at. Seriously. I’m growing crystals from a kit.

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December 21, 2011 on BREAKING: New “Classic” Trampoline Accident!

yes, but only in a “hey, good job” kind of way.

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December 19, 2011 on Just FYI: Suri Cruise Has A $130,000 Christmas List

seriously, if you want in her box, try a COMPLIMENT.

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October 24, 2011 on An Imagined Reaction To Gretchen’s Puzzle Box

The “Ick” Factor

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September 28, 2011 on What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom?

Billy Corgan is pissed that you got bigger than him.

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September 26, 2011 on This Time-Lapse Video Of A Pumpkin Growing To 1,487 Pounds Needs A Tagline

“I LOATHE sunflowers.” – Madonna

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September 14, 2011 on An Excellent Sunflower Halloween Costume Tutorial

that new Peter Gabriel song is the BEST!

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August 10, 2011 on This Robot Pillow Video Might Actually Be Pornography, I’m Not Sure

I think he’d be a great roommate. You could get a properly-sized apartment and he could just live in the closet. Coz he’s a Real Genius.

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August 9, 2011 on Don’t Live In An Apartment Like This

I made it to 2:20, then I had to put down my trepanning tool and turn it off.

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July 26, 2011 on How Long Can You Listen To This ’90s A Cappella Dance Mix Before You Turn It Off?

Jake depicted my cousin in a movie (not Brokeback Mountain.) Since then he’s pretty much box office poison. Mostly.

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July 18, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs

oh, wait, that was was Mark Wahlberg. Still don’t share straws!

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July 16, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

Oh Matt Damon, its just like that one time when trees tried to kill you, that one time, in the M. Night Shamalama joint! Also,don’t share straws!

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July 16, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys