Comments from eyes0fmarz

You did a great job with this site, it is one of the few places on the internet that manages to mix some amazing thought provoking and smart pop culture/societal criticism with cat gifs and hilarious film reviews (among many other things) pretty seamlessly. Videogum is an amazing little corner on the internet, you and everyone involved should be proud of what you've done here. RIP Gabe! Good luck in heaven/hell (let's be honest, it could go either way) and whatever else you go on to do up/down there...I don't know where I'm going with this 'joke' so I'm just going to stop now and post a gif. https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19lv5Kwqu1qkvneq.gif All the best Gabe!
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
Aw I didn't make the cut :/ Always the bridesmaid, never the bride basically
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April 27, 2013 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments
Goddammit! How do I delete those fail comments? Someone help please
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April 25, 2013 on BREAKING: “Jennifer Garner Walks Past Tobey Maguire Without Noticing”
dammit! Attempt no.2 http://reactiongifs.com/?p=4601
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April 25, 2013 on BREAKING: “Jennifer Garner Walks Past Tobey Maguire Without Noticing”
Tobey saw these pictures when he got home. He didn't take it well. https://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cry-about-it-lol.gif&ei=B615UYCONejP0AXbqICoCQ&sa=X&oi=unauthorizedredirect&ct=targetlink&ust=1366930447872157&usg=AFQjCNEpJIYVh9i4GKdIK23P1lVhvofhYg
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April 25, 2013 on BREAKING: “Jennifer Garner Walks Past Tobey Maguire Without Noticing”
Yes! Or pretend to read a book. Just remember to turn the pages, nod a lot and scratch your chin, it looks *very* natural.
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April 25, 2013 on BREAKING: “Jennifer Garner Walks Past Tobey Maguire Without Noticing”
I can't believe some of those people standing there stiffly and not dancing. If Tilda Swinton tells you to get moving, you damn well better start dancing like the rent is due the next day!
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April 25, 2013 on Tilda Swinton’s Dance-Along Is Required Viewing For Everyone
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April 24, 2013 on Hollywood’s Most Hated Celebrity Also The World’s Most Beautiful Woman?
It's not weird if I print and frame this picture right? What if I photoshop my face over the dogs?
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April 3, 2013 on Tom Hardy Meets Young Bane Fan, Explains That He Missed The Whole Fucking Point
Maybe he's screaming inwardly but doesn't want to show it. Did you think about that Gabe? Eh? Did ya? No, you didn't. I rest my case.
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March 25, 2013 on Brad Pitt Seems Pretty Chill About The Collapse Of Human Civilization
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March 18, 2013 on If You Don’t Want To Be “Labeled A Sex Offender,” Don’t Rape Someone!
I think this is the most jealous I've ever been of a dog since Turner & Hooch (he got to hang put with Tom Hanks and help solve a crime!).
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March 15, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Tom Hardy Got A Puppy
I don't understand why this is a problem. Who hasn't been so drunk that they've fallen asleep in their food? Then again I live in a country where drinking is a national pastime so maybe I'm not the best judge on things like this...
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March 14, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Falling Asleep On A Plate Of French Fries
A signed bible? Why did the prizes get shittier the more you pay? For $10,000 I want a signed guarantee that says I'm getting into heaven and front row tickets to the end of world cage match between Jesus and Satan.
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March 13, 2013 on Today We Talk About Kickstarter
Well it's snowing where I am, and I have a day off so I wrapped up warm, turned up the heat and ate two magnum ice creams. I also shouted at some episodes of L&O:SVU, decided to do pilates but tl;dr I ended up taking a nap on my mat and listened to Justin Timberlake's new album (half is very good the rest is meh).
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March 13, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Well lol that would be a bit awkward seeing as he and I are married! I know what you're thinking but before you say anything, answer me this; has Ryan Gosling ever said he's NOT married to me? Exactly.
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March 13, 2013 on Dad Gets Ryan Gosling To Write A Sweet Note To His Daughter
Hahaha can you imagine if she really did that? I'd love it if she really did and was like; "wait, I'll just go get my friend to talk to you", left the room then came out in a different hat wearing a mustache and introduced herself as "Maylor Drift" and then the interviewer had to just roll with it.
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March 5, 2013 on Oh Shut Up, Taylor Swift
I'd make a joke but I don't wanna be known as the girl who comments on Videogum posts if you know what I mean
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March 5, 2013 on Let’s Take A Quick Helen Mirren Break