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"I really do not like the majority of waters that are on the market right now" "discovered the water" This is really too good I'm crying with laughter into my ordinary tap water right now
0 | 3/5/13 2:49 PM
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You said it Gabe. That entire interview was amazing. Taylor Swift really is crazy. First she was all 'nuh, I'm not talking about my love life tee hee, what even is kissing?' but then she had an APPROVED 'SOURCE' (aka her publicist or a sycophantic friend) IN THE SAME INTERVIEW answering all questions about her relationships and dissing her exes for her. What a weirdo! Her life in her head is an episode of the The Babysitters Club only not as mature.
+24 | 3/5/13 2:44 PM
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We don't speak of it.
+4 | 3/4/13 5:19 PM
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I totally agree and I'm glad to see that most of the comments have been smart and 'get it'. The only thing I disagree with in Gabe's post is the part about Diplo not being that bad. He is; he's a creepy Gwen Stefani style culture vulture and he fetishises women of color.
0 | 3/3/13 2:45 PM
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"The sad thing is that Jonah is actually superhygienic" I can't stop laughing at this! I'm gonna start talking like that; "Oh Jack got fired from his job of 10 years but the sad thing is his desk was by a window, he had a super nice view"
+3 | 3/3/13 2:34 PM
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I've never seen Star Wars. I started watching it once a few years ago but then I fell asleep. So I kept putting it off and stuff then when people found out I hadn't watched it, they started quizzing me on all the other things I hadn't seen and got all weird and huffy and now I have a very overwhelming list as long as my arm (I have very long arms) of things I need to catch up on including Twin Peaks (I know, I'm a horrible monster) and Six Feet Under. Long story short, I don't want to make any strong statements about Star Wars jewelry because I've never seen it and I don't know if maybe after I finally see it I might be like 'I want all the Jabberwocky earrings!' (is that right?) or if I will think it looks tacky and childish the way I do now. #CoolStoryBro etc Do I get kicked off Earth for admitting all this?
+1 | 2/26/13 2:42 PM
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Oh I didn't even want one till I saw your comment now it's all I want.
0 | 2/26/13 2:31 PM
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Very well said Gabe. I think this gif says it all: http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fp48nolltktgif/cmt-medium.gif
+5 | 2/25/13 3:39 PM
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Okay honestly, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here because there is no way on Beyonce's green Earth, that Benedict Cumberbatch is attractive. At BEST he looks part lizard, at worst, he looks part lizard and like he unhinges his jaw to eat but so many women love him. I don't get it!!! If I was to describe him in a nicer way it would be "he has an interesting face and an unusually forked tongue" I mean....maybe I need glasses or I'm looking at a different Benedict Cumberbatch but WHAT IS GOING ON?!
0 | 11/1/12 4:08 PM
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I hear for funerals he does a song called "Let me show you how your casket works"
0 | 11/1/12 4:03 PM
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It's a very long story, but basically yes. It's hilarious how I thought this place was a 'great bargain' but now I just wish I had a car so I could live in it instead.
+18 | 10/18/12 9:33 PM
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Y'know, I'm so used to actors pretending to be humble and 'not care about awards' that it is kind of refreshing that Kellan is just letting his ego hang out for all to see. If Uggie the dog can win an Oscar then why not Kellan Lutz?
+3 | 10/18/12 5:59 PM
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Not so great Gabe! Today is rent day and so not the best day for me to find out an untalented, ignorant, douchecanoe, dickweasel, oxygen thief is getting paid more cash money than I could even dream of. I can't even walk past expensive shops without being 'shooed' that's how poor I am right now. Why is life...the way it is... http://i45.tinypic.com/ir5ah3.gif #CoolBitterStoryBro
+27 | 10/18/12 5:51 PM
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrr9bhVxfA1qbkkwqo1_500.gif
+2 | 10/1/12 12:58 PM
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He's basically part lizard anyway so this is spot on casting!
+2 | 10/1/12 11:55 AM
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But what about the fact that they live in Brooklyn yet there are NO people of colour there?! Oh wait, I forgot! They had a homeless black man. Ugh, I hate everyone involved.
+2 | 4/20/12 11:48 AM
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"The great news is that I am American, therefore I can become President." http://i43.tinypic.com/2salabd.jpg
+3 | 2/8/12 11:59 AM
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I'm really happy that I saw this just before I had dinner. You're on my list Mr. Frank Lloyd Wrong!
0 | 2/3/12 3:14 PM
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Oh. Must be nice to be so privileged.
+14 | 1/31/12 6:36 PM
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EVERYTHING http://i42.tinypic.com/2hwgvwh.jpg Seriously: Adaptation, Wild At Heart, Leaving Las Vegas, Raising Arizona, Lord Of War, Matchstick Men Popcorn: Face/Off, Vampire's Kiss, Con Air, Bad Lieutenant, Kick Ass, The Rock, Drive Angry
+2 | 1/30/12 6:31 PM
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Jonah Hill. R e a l l y? http://i44.tinypic.com/32zidrp.jpg If you're going to give one to Jonah Hill a nomination then give one to the dog from The Artist coz they are obviously just giving this shit away now. lol...I care too much about this
+17 | 1/24/12 10:40 AM
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Over Tilda Swinton tho? C'mon now son (or daughter).
0 | 1/24/12 10:35 AM
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JONAH HILL ROONEY MARA TRANSFORMERS RANGO EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY CLOSE REAL STEEL NO TILDA SWINTON TRANSFORMERS GEORGE CLOONEY The Academy should get nominated for best TROLLS coz they would sweep the board. http://i41.tinypic.com/9k9tv9.jpg
+17 | 1/24/12 10:01 AM
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“OK, we’re going to be a democratic republic with no genocide very soon. Don’t worry.” I am DEAD at that line. Cremate me and scatter my ashes over the ocean please.
0 | 1/24/12 3:09 AM
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TEAM UGGIE
0 | 1/24/12 2:28 AM
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I'll bet you any money that Cosmo put Plummer up to this. That insecure canine (FYI that's not even his real fur) has been trying to sabotage the artist that is Uggie from the start! http://i39.tinypic.com/b5ms7p.jpg
0 | 1/24/12 2:26 AM
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That's my new favourite catch phrase. "If only Mark Wahlberg was here..."
+13 | 1/20/12 10:35 AM
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Still doesn't change the fact that he doesn't seem to have made any efforts to reach out to the man who he blinded. He got a second chance because he was a white man not because he 'deserves' it. Sorry if it sounds like I'm being rude to you I just have zero respect or tolerance for Marky Mark.
+3 | 1/18/12 1:47 PM
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It's also on his IMDB. "The young man also had a violent streak - one which was often aimed at minorities. At age 16, he was convicted of assault against two Vietnamese men after he had tried to rob them" http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/bio
+3 | 1/18/12 12:52 PM
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Dammit, Wikipedia would be so useful right now... Basically he attacked and blinded a man in a racist attack when he was younger, did a little time and never apologised or even spoke to the man after. Mark has 'made peace' with himself though so I guess that's all that matters.
+24 | 1/18/12 12:47 PM
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Can't even bring himself to apologise the Vietnamese man he blinded in a hateful, racist attack several years ago but he'd have stopped the 9/11 terrorists? http://i44.tinypic.com/260wg45.jpg
+29 | 1/18/12 12:40 PM
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Kelly you are obviously not a real Ryan Gosling fan/stalker/whatever because then you would have KNOWN that Ryan IS in Thailand filming 'Only God Forgives' where he will be playing a British man that has to do some mixed martial arts for some reason or another. Eva Mendes is not there, trust me.
0 | 1/18/12 12:21 PM
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But I did like this fake interview.
0 | 1/6/12 1:00 PM
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Eh. So what if he's ridiculous? He's entertaining, passionate and actually has the talent to back up what he's saying and unlike say...Gwyneth Paltrow...he has a sense of humour about his own ridiculousness.
+1 | 1/6/12 1:00 PM
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URGH! This asshole. He is straight up taunting me with his perfection. Fuck you Ryan Gosling.
+5 | 12/14/11 1:32 PM
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I wish they'd put their faces in the cement. And stayed there. I know that sounds harsh but watch Twilight and then you'll understand.
0 | 11/3/11 5:34 PM
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It took me an hour to get it but that "say hello to your STOMACH" line killed me! I need some sleep.
0 | 10/26/11 11:57 PM
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Um if you are trying to tell me not to live out my lifelong dream of wearing this jacket (I'd prefer the one Ryan actually wore but we don't need to go into why...) then you are not a real hero or a real human being Kelly.
+4 | 10/6/11 6:00 PM
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I like to think of Gwyneth "chuffed" Paltrow as the female Patrick Bateman. So when you look at it that way, it becomes pretty obvious what she was doing for that unaccounted time and why she writes the way she does.
+1 | 9/23/11 10:08 AM
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This comment seems harsher than I meant for it to sound. I'm not saying that Jim Carrey is a murderous stalker I'm just saying that he certainly has the eyes to be one.
+8 | 8/26/11 1:05 PM
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