Mr. Fahrenheit

Comments from fahrenheit

What if you're a fervent supporter of marriage equality and a fan of Chick Fil A that only eats it once a year on her way to an August beach vacation, and before you order your Quarter Chickenders With Chicken Cheese, you make a generous donation to Washington United for Marriage? (Also, everyone donate to Washington United for Marriage:
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August 2, 2012 on Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A
Meg Ryan, but only after she had all the plastic surgery on her face.
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September 9, 2011 on Quote Of The Day
Yeesh, I didn't make it to the end. Had to turn it off because Rick Santorums's Gary Busey smile was making me too uncomfortable.
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September 8, 2011 on Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK)
I read somewhere that the actor who plays Hank originally based him on Vic Mackie (which is hilarious), but the character has developed quite a bit from there. Hank is my favorite. Although, I would totally watch a spin-off show about Walt Jr.
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September 6, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E08: I Have A Feeling We’re Not In Chile Anymore, Ugh
I think he actually called her "that c**t that doesn't eat pork" once. And then he bragged about eating some offal, while getting a tattoo of a snake wearing a top hat.
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August 18, 2011 on Anthony Bourdain Continues To Be Very Anthony Bourdain
I'll take GILFs for $800. ::high five::
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July 28, 2011 on An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar
Is it wrong that I find this picture hypnotic? Is it wrong that this picture makes me want to go to McDonald's?
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July 28, 2011 on First Look At The Men Of The Hunger Games
Be honest - how long did you think about how to spell "gleuh"?
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July 20, 2011 on James Franco Sold What Now For $10,000?
Pronounced: Mee-ster a-Bran-waaaash
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July 20, 2011 on James Franco Sold What Now For $10,000?
I can't stop looking at this.
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July 8, 2011 on Quote Of The Day
Ooooh I really would love to see an animated gif of that cat bouncing, cropped tight so it's out of context. Please, internet?
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July 7, 2011 on As Close As We Have Yet Come To A “Perfect” Internet Video
Or calmly visually kicking her out of the emergency door once they pass Stamford.
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June 16, 2011 on Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools
I've been on the MetroNorth with someone like this once before, and, as with this video, I'm always so impressed with how polite the MetroNorth employees are to them. That must be very difficult, because I wanted to slap this lady and she's just on a video on my computer.
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June 16, 2011 on Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools
No, that's not really true, is it?! ::weeps::
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June 3, 2011 on Drunk Herstory With Sarah Palin: Paul Revere’s Ride
Didn't that guy see this? Republicans love Modern Family, a show with two main characters who are gay. They love it! But I guess that survey is skewed, right? Because all the Republicans who watch Modern Family are gay Democrats now. Science.
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June 2, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Big Bird And Elmo Do Not Make You Gay
The future Mrs. Brainwash must be so excited!
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June 1, 2011 on Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn’t That Bad
Did Banksy direct it?
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May 25, 2011 on Sarah Palin: The Movie, Obviously
"OPPOSITE! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go film Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe having nightmare sex for Antichrist 2: Tokyo Drift." -Lars von Trier, probably
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May 18, 2011 on Lars Von Trier Is NOT A Nazi?!
Right, it just has a robot accent.
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May 18, 2011 on Kirk Cameron Vs. Stephen Hawking: WAR OF THE BRAINIACS!