Does this movie have no respect for realism?! I mean, Paul Blart went to college and trained to be a zookeeper, he can't just change jobs and fancy sell cars!!! It's totally unrealistic!!
...also, the animals talk and teach him about love, I guess?
This movie was not only SO funny, SO good, but incredibly accurate about the way American weddings are.
I am getting married in the fall, and the scene in the bridal salon made me LOL even before the food poisoning set in - I think the snobby, cooing saleslady also works at the place where I got my dress (I am a lady, despite my name).
Also, the butterfly in the invitation made me choke on my SourPatch kids.
For a movie that contains...
1. A man snorting a comically huge pile of cocaine
2. A birthday gift that is a tiger
3. Chainsaw showering
... Scarface is still a pretty boring movie.
Homeless man masturbating in front of small children while the clueless parents of said children drink Starbucks, ignore children and aforementioned disturbing situation.
Why didn't I do anything? I was with my grandma, so.
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