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Does this movie have no respect for realism?! I mean, Paul Blart went to college and trained to be a zookeeper, he can't just change jobs and fancy sell cars!!! It's totally unrealistic!! ...also, the animals talk and teach him about love, I guess?
And how much he loves Weather Girls!
Did anyone else get the feeling that Jon and Bill secretly love each other?
ZG's North Carolinian redneck impression is really special to me.
This movie was not only SO funny, SO good, but incredibly accurate about the way American weddings are. I am getting married in the fall, and the scene in the bridal salon made me LOL even before the food poisoning set in - I think the snobby, cooing saleslady also works at the place where I got my dress (I am a lady, despite my name). Also, the butterfly in the invitation made me choke on my SourPatch kids.
That article made me :(, except for the part about Andy Dwyer having a bow and arrow.
Why does this not have all the upvotes
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If it ain't broke, have Zach Galifianakis scream "Oh my word!"
For a movie that contains... 1. A man snorting a comically huge pile of cocaine 2. A birthday gift that is a tiger 3. Chainsaw showering ... Scarface is still a pretty boring movie.
Her impression of Asian people is almost as good as Rush Limbaugh's. Her parents must be so proud.
It's not life imitating yikes unless she was in possession of the Cadillac /Lexus of nail guns.
Homeless man masturbating in front of small children while the clueless parents of said children drink Starbucks, ignore children and aforementioned disturbing situation. Why didn't I do anything? I was with my grandma, so.
Just please don't take my Terry Gross away from me. #firstworldproblems