Faith

I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth.

Comments from Faith

My dad forced me to watch S.W.A.T. this weekend, so there’s something you could very easily work with. It’s like Snakes on a Plane but with W.A.S.P-y people on a plane and also Colin Farrell delivers every one of his lines like David Caruso.

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January 4, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011

I think we all know the performer who doesn’t want to be identified is Tom Green.
Nice try, Tom Green!

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August 16, 2010 on Juggalos Throw Feces At Tila Tequila

Elmo. He’s just taking it with a blank stare, but I mean, how else would you react to Russell Brand grabbing your non-existing genitals?

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August 11, 2010 on Which Of These Photos Of Russell Brand Is More Annoying?

I feel like Ingrid Bergman directed this but I always get him confused with the apocalypse.

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July 31, 2010 on It’s Friday Lunch, This Swedish Police Officer Just Got Paid

Can we add that vuvuzela sound to this?
*~*2010 REMIX GO HARD REMIX SON WORLD CUP FIFA REMIX SUMMER JAM*~*

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July 1, 2010 on Go Hard Remix Son

“You gotta get out of here, suppressed gay desire. Straight in the garbage. We’re gonna be on camera!”

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May 4, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey

I feel like I’ve heard this before:
Mr. STARK: I guess it’s laziness and like, what’s the point? When it comes down to it, nobody wants to fill out like another form that’s just like getting sent to your house that really relatively has nothing to do with your life.

SMITH: He thinks the young people just haven’t been given a good enough reason to fill out the census.

Mr. STARK: I mean people would do if they got like five bucks.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=125811666

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April 21, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Soy Sauce Tax Form Guy

I keep holding my breath every time the host asks a question to get this broad to admit she’s a lonely cat-lady. But it never works.

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March 26, 2010 on Microwave Cooking For One

“She talks dirty… in spanish” is pretty token.

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February 26, 2010 on Crystal Swing Presents “He Drinks Tequila”

It’s like the male Sharon Stone.

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February 24, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Doctor Hawkpanther

It does kind of look like Gawker.
But at least there’s no Chatroulette.

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February 23, 2010 on Welcome To The New Videogum