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invasion of the booger sneezers
buffalo 'sicksty-sicks
they're together in heaven.
we're supposed to wear khakis but mine fell apart and i didn't have time to got buy new ones so i just started wearing my normal pants (grey or maroon) and no one said anything for like six months (not even the district manager, when he visited) but then we got a new store manager a few days ago.
congratulations! today my new boss gave me a warning after like a year of me wearing the wrong color pants at work. SHUT UP, PANTS JOBS.
literally every single person with whom i hang out with any sort of regularity is currently on tour (this is what happens when all of your friends are musicians and you are only sort of a musician), so it looks as though i will be being even more of a hermit than usual for the next few months. but i still haven't even beaten pokémon x yet (LADIES), so, like, it's FINE.
"you're next!" http://24.media.tumblr.com/23c8c029d6374e57b21430b008858cab/tumblr_ml4t56JqcD1qc8jh0o1_500.gif
oh man, i hope it's this one, so this movie can look as dumb as it sounds. http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2010/09/batmanhorrible.jpg
i still love that batmanuel was the mayor in the dark knight.
ANOTHER in a long line of moves plagiarized from david tennant.
the drummer from swell maps' name was epic soundtracks, so let's not rule it out.
this continues to be my favorite thing that has ever happened. STEP YA GAME UP, OTHER THINGS.
i bought a coat online before chistmas that i really liked but it was a little too small, so i exchanged it, and it finally got here today just in time for it to be SEVENTY DEGREES in the bay area in mid-january. a while ago my friend started a joke campaign to get another friend banned from instagram (long story, v dumb) and then i made stickers and pins in the style of all the KONY 2012 stuff because i always know the correct amount of time and effort to put into dumb inside jokes, and they were supposed to get here today but fedex delayed them until friday, which means i won't be able to be there when the first friend surprises the other friend with them before they all leave for a two month tour, and i am VERY disappointed. (sidebar: i am also VERY disappointed that i don't get to go on tour.)
they FINALLY added some bay area shows (which have not gone on sale yet) and i would DEFINITELY pay sixty dollars for one of them.
my mom also enjoyed this, so this dumb horror movie definitely has the coveted "mom" demographic on LOCK.
what did he do after the reveal? was he just like "haha ...well, bye!" and then you never saw him again?
COME ON, everyone that fell for this. even on video that is CLEARLY a recording of a generic baby crying and not an actual baby crying. this is dumb and the movie it is promoting is dumb. everything is dumb. (this comment is an except from my high school livejournal.)
she is the worst. more like giuliana RANCID. (feeling pretty good about being the first person to ever make this joke!)
i meant the guy from the killing has a ratface, not your bf.
benedict cumberbatch IS detective sherlock ratface in amc's the killing.
dignity shmignity, i want new episodes of justified twenty-four hours a day seven days a week 4evr.
please do not mistake my upvote of this comment for an endorsement of team cake. #TEAMPIE
the fogelnest files, with our old pal jake fogelnest, is always great. also night vale (no duh) and the pod f. tompkast, even though it's starting to look like there will never be any more episodes. it does, however, continue to have the best name in all of podcasting.
it was fine! work was kind of dumb, although less dumb than it has been now that it's no longer the holiday season, and now i am eating a burrito and listening to buck owens and waiting until the buses are no longer stuffed with noisy teens so i can go home and rewatch last night's justified. justified is back, you guys!!!
mine is like a slightly nasally tina belcher.
uh, i meant parent trap-style movie magic. i have no idea why i typed freaky friday.
so i've never watched the show, but do the "contestants" ever appear onscreen together via freaky friday-style movie magic, or is all just a series of deft costume changes? because those are all definitely the exact same woman, right?
the one good thing about having an early morning class this quarter is that i'm actually awake while videogum is happening. hi guys! anyway, i don't have anything to say about dumb old michael bay. k.i.t.s. h.a.g.s.
my only familiarity with greta gerwig was the arthur remake (sorry, internet!), but i did have a crush on whoever voiced pony on china, il before i realized it was her. she has an attractive voice!
2013 was the year i was reminded that i have a huge crush on laverne & shirley-era penny marshall that i am not 100% comfortable with.
ahhhh, i forgot about the best phone conversation in movie herstory and now i am just going to go back and watch it over and over again all day. #VILLIAMS
ahhhhh, i forgot about that indian porn movie clip and now i'm just going to go back and watch it over and over again all day. #WILLIAMS