Otto Lipschitz

Comments from Otto Lipschitz

Yeah, I don't get the derision for this. It just seems like an "It gets better" story.
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February 21, 2012 on Christina Hendricks Is The Conductor Of The “I Was Bullied” Train
When I was a kid, my preacher used to tell us that America was doomed because of women working outside the home. I first learned about feminism when I asked my (working) mom why her jaw kept doing that during the sermon.
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February 14, 2012 on It’s Time To Talk About Kirk Cameron’s Monumental Trailer, You Guys
Second Terriers! Under the radar, but great show.
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February 14, 2012 on The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?!
Did anyone else think that poster was for another 9/11 movie? I know Adam Sandler basically defined the genre, but there is another one coming out soon. Jeez, it's like we'll be nevar forgetting forever
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January 16, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
The way the series should end is in the last 30 seconds of the last episode, he is just standing next to a lady waiting for the bus and he says, hi how's it going? And then it ends. Nailed it.
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January 12, 2012 on You Aren’t Going To Find Out How’d He Met The Mother For A While
It is an act, the whole thing. Pilkington is satirizing aspects of English society, and he and Gervais are very close friends.
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January 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole
Jonah Hex? Is that the movie where the protagonist and his prostitute friend pursues a deranged ex-Confederate officer who builds a superweapon to defeat the Union? Wild Wild West?
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December 16, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
It will probably be just respectful enough to avoid really pissing off his wife and in-laws.
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December 6, 2011 on ¡Rob! Looks Muy Gooooooooooood Just Kidding!
Sorry, I meant to give a link to their photo, not hotlink it. http://usbreakingnews.net/rob-schneider-and-patricia-azarcoya-arce-held-wedding-ceremony-upcoming-weekend/
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December 6, 2011 on ¡Rob! Looks Muy Gooooooooooood Just Kidding!
For what it's worth (dos centavos), Rob Schneider is actually married to a very pretty Mexican lady in real life. Here they are: http://usbreakingnews.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Rob-Schneider-and-Patricia-Azarcoya-Arce.jpg
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December 6, 2011 on ¡Rob! Looks Muy Gooooooooooood Just Kidding!
Honestly not trolling, but why can we not say "mong" (which is a word I never heard before), but idiot, imbecile, and moron are all OK?
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October 19, 2011 on Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails
The guy who first named it "Mongolian idiocy" in the mid-1800s was John Langdon Down, for whom Down's syndrome is now named. Also: In the early 1900s, Dr. Henry H. Goddard proposed a classification system for mental retardation based on the Binet-Simon concept of mental age. Individuals with the lowest mental age level (less than three years) were identified as idiots; imbeciles had a mental age of three to seven years, and morons had a mental age of seven to ten years.
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October 19, 2011 on Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails
Listen: Handsome Gabe is actually just the transitional figure from morphing Eric Bana into Gabe.
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September 12, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E09: That’s Way Harsh, Walt
Maybe it was just something for Hank to obsessively study and categorize, like he would do with his police case work. You know, just saying something about Hank's nature that makes him a good cop.
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August 30, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E07: Eyes Open, Mouths Shut, Jesse Forever
Speaking of which, season two of thirtysomething needs to be addressed
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August 30, 2011 on Entourage S08E06: Welcome To Baked Clamswood!
1. New Orleanians do not have Cajun accents: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Yat_dialect 2. Cajun accents are adorable.
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August 24, 2011 on Jeremy Piven Producing Reality Show About Glassblowing Called Blow
Jesse Tom Sawyering those methheads, confirmed for tweak whisperer. Finally something he's good at.
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August 22, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E06: Did Friggen Shakespeare Write This Episode?
http://sonicambulance.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/kreayshawn-gucci-gucci-e1307365312263.png
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August 15, 2011 on True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side
KELLY, Joseph Gordon Levitt is known as either JGL or Jiggle. It's your job to know this. I, however, have no excuse.
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August 12, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m8/strandedlad/labnotes.jpg
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August 10, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bert And Ernie Aren’t Not Married Because Of Intolerance
I am appalled that huckabeast and cakeordeath think it's appropriate to use pics of Cookie Monster, given his recent history http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m8/strandedlad/80523504.jpg
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July 27, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Politicians Are Dorks (Ben Affleck Debt Ceiling Edition)
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1311121653886.jpg
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July 19, 2011 on This Racist Vlogger Needs To Rest Her Case!
thedevilprobably, I would guess that her videos were probably only watched by friends of hers until very recently, whom she knew would understand. I don't know what it is like to have a popular youtube video because I do not now and may never have any videos on youtube ever, but I would guess it's like you're having coffee and bullshitting with your friend and suddenly you look up and 500,000 people are staring at you and half of those people look like they want to kill you.
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July 19, 2011 on This Racist Vlogger Needs To Rest Her Case!
Do you live in Shanghai? http://fencer.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/planet-shanghai-pajamas-1.jpg?w=420&h=564
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July 19, 2011 on This Racist Vlogger Needs To Rest Her Case!
Nope Chris Hansen is preoccupied, he got busted cheating on his wife. They got him on spycam, lol: http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/20110630_Tattle_.html
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June 30, 2011 on What Is This Expanding Light Thing?
No reference to assvertising? A rare miss.
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May 23, 2011 on The TWSS Archives: Harrelson Toyota Butt Satisfier Moment
Well, have it your way, but you're missing out on a full life.
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April 21, 2011 on You’re Not Our Dad, New Old Spice Guy!
Frankly, the prospect of watching these goofballs try to give a shit about Italy is probably the least appetizing aspect of the new show, and I've seen Snooki do pantyless cartwheels.
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April 20, 2011 on More Jersey Shore Rules
I think you are supposed to be appalled. That was the point.
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April 18, 2011 on Game Of Thrones Premiere: Open Thread